[grunting] Ha. King me.
Instructo?
I call top bunk.
Strong Door already got dibs.
Reverse those waterworks.
Did you just say you got a jet ski for Christmas?
Yes.
Does it have cup holders?
Two.
Oh!
I was once supposed to get a jet ski
for Christmas with cup holders.
My dad said I was naughty.
And he never gave me that jet ski.
Oh, you're crier too?
I'm so sorry that happened to you.
I think if I had gotten that jet ski,
I wouldn't hate Christmas.
I wouldn't wear boot cut jeans.
I wouldn't have been like this at all.
Ew.
Come here, buddy.
[crying]
It's okay.
Welcome home, family.
Dad, what's happening?
I don't know.
Come on. You've all been so kind to me lately.
I wanted to make you dinner.
Wow, Mom, Colosso is learning from your example too.
Yeah, I didn't expect this,
but maybe our efforts inspired change.
Nope, old leaves and grass.
We're not eating this.
Really?
What kind of lesson are you teaching your children
if you won't even try it?
[sighing]
Mm. That's some good grass.
[music playing]
♪ But deep down I'm not okay ♪
♪ It's just me and my truck And I don't give a... ♪
♪ Hand to just anyone ♪
Hey, hey, hey.
One more song and then we got to call the news back.
Yeehaw.
And I'm a super villain.
Quick, Nora, snap off the eye patch.
Gently.
Cute lasers. I'll call you when I need a mole removed.
Let's see if he thinks this trick shots cute.
Off the mirror, off the treasure chest?
Less yappy, more zappy.
Harris, are you hurt?
I'm fine now.
Thank you for saving me from that evil eye patch.
I turned my whole life around, you know?
I gave up crime
and I poured half my life savings
into buying this store.
I just... I just want a good life.
This is incredibly sad.
South Pretzel Place just closed. I hope you guys are all happy.
Okay, how can we repair the harm we've caused?
I mean... you could all pay for the stuff you broke.
[laughing]
We don't pay for things.
How about this? If you took the other half
of your life savings and used it to restock the store
with all new equipment,
we can come to your grand reopening.
Yeah, we could get you some buzz,
some attention from the local news.
Deal?
[sighing] Deal.
[laughing]
Yay!
Sorry.
Does anyone smell bubble gum?
[sniffing]
That's me. [giggling]
My name is Candy. What a lovely family.
Who are these cuties? [giggling]
Great. A girl finally thinks I'm cute and we're moving.
I bet you guys would like some treats.
Hold out your hands. [chuckles]
Cool candy powers.
You need a sidekick?
Or a boyfriend?
Awe, aren't the sweetest little gooey gumdrops?
[giggling]
Ugh!
This day is the worst.
Hi, yo, excuse me.
This is from the gentleman at the end of the bar.
Ooh.
Toddler?
Well, well, well, Captain Man.
What are you doing here?
I... uh...
been a little bored lately.
Like the same heroes over and over again.
Right?
I like to meet my (heroes/villains)
the old fashioned way.
See ya around.
Thanks for the drink, Todd.
Toddler.
Ya can't fly Balfor to prison.
- Why not? - Yeah, why not?
The only reason he did all of this
is because he grew up without a family.
And... as annoying as all of you are...
I can't imagine life without you.
Awe. Well, as much as we appreciate that, Max,
we still have to do something with him.
[whimpering]
I have an idea.
I'm a bunny? How is this better than prison?
It's way better.
You and I can catch up and we can play
Insult the Thundermans all day long.
Hey, Phoebe.
Slice me some bread with those elbows, would ya?
[laughing]
Good one, pops.
Let me try it.
Hey, Max, die!
Okay, well, we'll work on it.
I'm not Captain Man, I'm Frankini.
Whatever. Just help me fight.
Hit him again!
For God sake, make a fist!
Come on, Frankini! I-I mean me.
What is that?
Dark Mayhem. And I'm here to destroy you.
Strong Door here, too.
What do we do?
Take the kids upstairs. I got this.
We got this.
Colosso?
Fire in the hole!
Go, go, go!
Thank you, Colosso.
Hey, the only way to save my furry little butt
is by saving your furry big butt.
Get a longer robe.
Nobody is asking you to look.
Hi, I'm Jeff.
Uh, nope.
Okay.
Hey, I brought a gift for Billy's little filly.
What?
The future Mrs. Billski.
- Nope. - The sister to this mister.
Why don't you open the box, Jeff?
Okay.
Ah.
What is it?
It's a Venetian ham. From Venetia.
Wait, isn't Venetian ham like crazy expensive?
Yeah, and weren't a bunch of them stolen this morning?
I don't know nothing about no stolen hams.
Max, please. Look, I know you hate me,
but you can't let Dark Mayhem destroy Hiddenville.
Oh, Thunder Girl, I'm not going to destroy Hiddenville,
I'm going to enslave everyone in it
to build my new evil empire.
Is that really what you want, Max?
To lose everything?
Your friends? Alison? Your family?
What are you waiting for, Max?
You are this close to having it all.
I already have it all.
What are you doing, Max?
Restoring my family's powers.
You fool.
Grass on your shoulder. Super fresh attack.
I can't do this.
What's wrong?
Look, uh, you seem like an awful person.
Thank you.
And any hero would be lucky to fight you.
Well, what are you- What are you doing?
I'm breaking up this fight.
No. I can change, literally. In the winter, I turn brown.
Hello, Dr. Jerk Face.
I deserve that.
Can you ever forgive me, old pal?
So what if they think I've gone soft?
Nothing's worth betraying my pal, Max.
Wait. You're- You're actually going to save me?
What about King Crab?
That bottom feeder? He doesn't scare me.
Really?
[screaming] Please don't pinch me!
What are you doing?
I don't know but I sure hope you don't escape
while I'm looking at this cool ceiling.
So close. Oh. Not quite.
Yeah.
This guy's bad news, so we can't just jump out and--
Don't move, Meteor!
Why do I talk?
Who are you and why do you have
the Thunder Man logo on your super suits?
Thunder Man's our dad.
And our mom's Electress.
Really? Oh, gosh, I haven't seen your parents
since they threw me in jail for 22 years!
Cosmic kick!
Cosmic kick? More like jerk jitsu.
I couldn't help but notice you're looking
for someone named Concha.
Yeah, so?
Well, you see, my name is... Concha.
Really? You wanna be my friend?
Well, I don't know. Tell me about you.
What do you like?
I like not getting maced by moms.
Oh, moms, they are as protective as they are attractive.
Am I right?
Yeah.
[laughing]
I'll leave you guys to it.
Is that your katana over there?
Uh, yep, or as I like to call it.
My Concha-tana,
♪ I need a hero ♪
[crying]
♪ I'm holding out for a hero Till the end of the night ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
[crying]
[clearing throat]
In the beginning, there was charcoal,
and it was good.
And the grill master said, "Let there be light...
Sir Fluid."
What kind of deal you looking for, Brad?
You guys need to do a magic trick
to get into the magician's lounge, right?
- Yeah. - That's true.
Well, ooh, magic.
That's a pretty good trick, dude.
All right, Brad,
you're coming with us to the Magic Palace.
Not so fast.
If I help you, I want to become visible again.
How am I supposed to do that, Brad?
Not you, the little science guy
whose shower I've been sleeping in
What?
You can do pretty much anything
so, I figure you could turn me visible again.
Dude, he's right over here.
Come back.
I'll get it.
What? No, no, no, no, no, no.
Ow.
Yeah, ow.
Nice work, Brad.
[groaning]
Huh? Huh? Somebody give me a mirror.
I want to see myself for the first time in 15 years.
That's- that's not a good idea.
[groaning]
What happened to me?
Captain Man!
You are handsome.
And you are correct.
He may be handsome, but he can be hurt now,
just like any man.