What up! Morning.
It's Afternoon actually, but it's snowed in Brighton for the first time since we moved here!
Apparently it doesn't snow very often. Might mean that its the end of the world and
That global warming has taken us over and we're all about to die, but for now it's snow vlog! Yay!
We don't actually have anything to do in town
But it doesn't snow very often so it's a chance to go out and vlog some stuff around Brighton again,
And I want to see what Brighton looks like in the snow, so let's- Oh Wait! We can't go yet. I need to get ready. Okay
In 3, 2, 1 *Poof*
There ready for the snow! Come at me winter. I'm ready. I'm not really I'm probably still gonna freeze and die. (Same, Jack, Same)
BUT LETS GOOOO!
Signe made a little bear (He's so cute!)
Out here we don't make snowMEN we make snowBEARS. And he's super adorable!
But he keeps melting and his fingers keep falling off and his nose fell off, but hang in there little buddy. (Bear Grills Impression) Oh me
to show you the tracks of the squirrels.
They thought they were being sneaky, but we found em'
These tracks tell a story. (Storytime w/ Jack)
* Laughs* He went up this way, and then he was like "Nah, It's pretty cold. Imma, Come all the way back and go home" *Laughs*
Look at all those chickens (Pigeons, Jack) Oh, he chasing. Oh he chasing. He protecting. He wants something.
He ain't gonna get it. Hey Wiish [Wiishu]. Wiishu: mmh. J: Throws snow Wiishu: *looks back* Noooo!
*Signe grabs some snow and throws it at Jack* *Laugh Together*
Look at all these chickens! ( That's snow Jack)
It's everywhere! It's starting to melt though, cuz the- Woah, Because the Sun is out [Science w/Jack!]
And I'm just glad that we got to get out into it before it did melt. It's so pretty! So bright! It's so cold!
So BRIGHTON!
I wanna build a snowman...or something, but
Then I get cold. We found another snowman! He's just hanging out!
*Tickles Cute Carrot Nose*
Hi, little Buddy * Laughs*
What's weird as well is that yesterday it snowed a tiny bit and we were astonished.
and then I wanted it to snow more cuz it didn't stick in the ground and then it DID stick in the ground and
Now it's everywhere and everywhere's freezing, and the power keeps going like all over Brighton.
It's incredible. I was just walking by and saw this blue trumpet.
I Don't play trumpet. I have no idea how to play trumpet, but I want it. I want it so badly. (It is pretty)
It's so pretty
I got the trumpet. [Of course you did Jack]
I mean I got- I got it!
I Got the trumpet. Can you hear me? Hello? (Hear you loud and clear, Over!)
Is this thing on? *Saw Impression* Hello Paul.
I'd like to play a game! *Zooms in on sign* *
[Jack sings]
*Explosion Sound*
Everyone's out here building snowmen.
It's so cool. It's really weird as well because it's super bright and sunny, but it's also
freezing and snow.
Guess these things go hand in hand. Some people at home now are gonna be like " Thats not snow! Are you serious? [All snow is still snow Jack]
That-
We have METERS of snow over here. We got 16 FEET of snow over here. We died in the snow over here (Geez, *Laughs*)
Well, I'm sorry.
We don't get snow often so I have to appreciate it when it arrives! (As do I) [I get it in winter all the time]
Plus, two inches of snow for Brighton is A LOT of snow. [I bet] Look at this teeny tiny ass snowmen
They're so cute and
To be expected down at the beach, It's like nothing ever happened *Giggles*
I mean you can see a little bit of snow on these things, but everywhere else there's none
There's like tiny little patches down in the stones
So weird, and then the clouds are all dark like it's going to snow again. It probably will, we're suppose have snow like all week (Lucky) [As long as he doesn't need to shovel he's lucky]
It's fun. I like snow weather, I like winter weather. I just wish it would stay more. (SAME)
Stay for like a week, and then you can go away. [Same] Whoa guys look at all the snow. Imma make a snow(rock)ball
Snow- Snowball fight!
Let's make a stone- I mean snowman! Look at these guys
This guys all big and awesome, and then the dog is like "What are you? You're so big." I mean look it's a crocodile,
Or an alligator, I actually don't know the difference between them [It is a crocodile]
*Jack sticks his head in a Croc Mouth*
It is snowing right now *distant talking*
It snowed again!
I don't know if you can actually see it in the video. Can you? I don't know. There's snow falling all over me
Cool! *Whispers into camera* Give me a Blizzard ( What I say all the time)
(Seagull!)
We're taking a coffee break, it's so cold outside. My poor little fingers, I think they're all gonna fall off but
It's a great time to read my book.
This Book. It's Steve Martin's book.
It's all about his life as a Stand Up Comedian. And I thought it would be
And I thought it would be
a fun book to read before I go out on tour, because it's all about his mentalities towards his act and
things like that and maybe I can learn a thing or two.
This is just fascinating. I was watching
Comedians in Cars Getting coffee on Netflix and the episode with Steve Martin they we're talking about his book. Cuz this book came out after he finished
doing stand-up, so I thought it would be
Fascinating to read. And I've read a couple of chapters So far. It's really really good. I like it a lot.
(Coffee Break)
( Look at the Pretty Snow)
*Bear Grills impression* We're going out into the icy wilds of Brighton. Where the snow is falling hard
I have a belly full of coffee and a face full of blur. That's not focused
Nothing likes to focus in the snow. Oh, I can't even focus in the snow
*Laughs* A bunch of fucking people on the street are gonna be looking at me so weird like,
I don't think he's British
*Laughs*
Sorry British people I gue- I do very bad accents when I'm cold
Ohh! Your gas our network!
This is good snow. Ya pick it up
Squeeze it together look at that look at that. That's a snowball
(Random Dancing?)
That's how you know it's good snow. Look at this, I wanna go. I wanna go on the sled
(We've Broken off, and cant hear!) *WindStorm*
So cold
But it's so pretty. Look at all that cocaine ( Jack, no 😂)
Wow
It's like million dollars on the ground *Sniffs cocaine *cough cough 'snow' cough cough*
Ahh Yeah, that's that clean clear uncut shit * Continues to sniff*
So * eats snow *
How you guys doing? Snow Cones are really good. The Yellow Flavor [Eww]
*Person trying to make kid fly and perhaps kill the child but no one likes that kid anyways*
*Best trumpet solo ever made by mankind and if you don't think so DIE *
TRUMPET SOLO
Have no idea how to play trumpets, I don't know what- I don't know what notes are what.
So I'm just kind of playing by ear and
Also, I have never blown into a trumpet before and I was always like
For some reason I thought you just had to go
And then I always wondered why people's minds look so weird and to play trumpet, but I guess you
*Trumpet sound* Mary had a *Trumpet sound*
Perfect. Beautiful. Screw Youtube, my career in trumpeting has taken off.
Yeah! Well that does it for this vlog. Is it shaky enough for you yet? [No.]
I know it's not a whole lot and we didn't do much in town
But I just wanted to show off some of the snow and as
evidence that we actually did get snow at some point, in case we never ever get it again, now have a catalog of what actually happened
Plus it was fucking freezing outside, so we didn't stay outside for that long, and I have some stuff to get done
I need to record some videos so
Imma get to it. I am glad that I got this trumpet boy though
He's gonna come in very handy with annoying everybody all the time, so I'm excited about that!
Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching this vlog if you liked it
HEADBUTT THAT LIKE BUTTEN IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS! And highfives all around! But thank you guys AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES IN THE NEXT VIDEO
(Well that was fun! Hope You Enjoyed! Bye!)
Lowly, but surely a voice is coming back in here the small man is getting back to work.