We're back with Shia LaBeouf who, before the break,
ate a ghost pepper.
And it seems to just be kicking in.
Yeah, it's real life.
Yeah, that's a real ghost pepper.
All right, so I said I'd give you $10,000.
What's the charity?
I got this theater company.
It's called Slauson Rec.
And we take these kids to go see plays and stuff.
We could probably do a lot with that cash.
All right, well, that's where it's going.
$10,000 for your theater company.
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you.
You're welcome.
OK.
Oh, that's real.
All right, describe the feeling.
Ah, it's like somebody's kicked you in your mouth.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, this is numb.
This whole section right here is numb.
My whole-- it's just numb.
All right.
Continue to describe it.
I'm going to read a question.
You're going to have to answer the first thing that
comes to your mind and then hit the buzzer.
And all right, ready?
Here we-- who was your first celebrity crush?
Natalie Portman.
All right, the strangest thing that you're afraid of?
Spiders.
Are you afraid of spiders?
Yeah, I'm scared of them.
Really, all spiders?
I don't like them.
Oh.
What if you got to know one?
It's just 'cause you can't see their little expression
on their face, I bet.
That's the thing, I feel like I can't reason with a spider.
You can't say, hey, how you feeling, spider?
Right, right.
And it can't do that for you, either.
And yet it doesn't try to hurt you.
This pepper is so real.
[LAUGHTER]
What are you feeling now?
I just feel numb.
I feel numb and scared.
OK.
OK, name three words to describe yourself right now.
Terrified, humbled, grateful.
OK, what is your favorite curse word?
[BLEEP]
All right.
What's-
You don't ever press the button, also?
[BLEEP] Good.
OK, first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Pee.
OK, what's the craziest rumor that you've
heard about yourself?
That I eat humans.
[LAUGHTER]
What?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, people think I'm a cannibal.
Oh, wow.
Let's clear that up right now.
I've never done that.
No, no, you probably don't ever have an intent--
you don't want to do it.
No, I like people.
I just don't like spiders.
All right, good.
And yet, you don't want to eat a spider either.
I'll eat a spider.
Oh, OK.
What's the one thing that you've tried
that you'll never do again?
Ghost peppers.
[LAUGHTER]
[BLEEP]
Who was your best onscreen kiss with?
Oh, oh, gah, I can't.
Yeah, you can.
It's very important.
This is the most important question.
Oh, Dakota Johnson.
Oh, she's cute.
She's a sweetheart.
Yeah, good.
All right.
What's a lie that you recently told?
I just told one, just now.
All right.
[LAUGHTER]
Question right before it.
Is there a movie that you wish that you had been in.
Oh, oh, yeah, Raging Bull.
Mmkay, you'd be good in that.
You can remake that.
No, I can't touch that.
OK.
Are you a member of the mile high?
No.
No?
No.
You seem proud of that.
Yeah, it's not my thing.
I'm very cuddly, cute.
I'm very '50s America.
I'm very Rockwell.
Not wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
You're a cuddly--
I'm a cuddly, '50s, Rockwell, missionary, boring sex guy.
Yeah.
[APPLAUSE]
How do you get an applause for that?
I get a standing ovation for that?
[CHEERING]
Really?
Yes.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's wonderful.
Hey, thanks.
All right, advice you'd give your 12-year-old self?
Just stay on course, boring sex will get
you applauded in the future.
What's something that you hate that everyone else loves?
Football.
Oh.
Sports in general.
I'm not into sports at all, competitive sports.
Yeah, because there's a winner and a loser.
And people get-- yeah, I understand.
What's your favorite body part on yourself?
I like my wrists.
Uh-huh, all right.
Yeah.
How are you feeling right now?
I'm a little numb.
But I feel a little bit hopeful.
Good, all right, good.
It changed from numb and fearful to numb and hopeful.
And I like that.
All right, thanks to Shutterfly, we're
donating $10,000 to your theater company.
Hey.
And that's Shia LaBeouf.
[APPLAUSE]
Honey Boy is in theaters Friday, November 8th.
Go see it.
It's so good!