it just looks like sh- not my cup of tea
hi welcome
today's video is super exciting because
we are going to be roasting our first ever boy group and it's gonna be BTS
because I'm already going to kpop hell I might as well go down in flames
I'm gonna be roasting their "go-go" outfits as well as their "anpanman" outfits
why? well because they're quite similar but actually there's a storyline to the outfits
I have a theory about the outfits and I don't have a theory about many bts related things
cuz it hurts my brain and I'm just not into that so
let's start with "gogo" actually I'm gonna stop you right there to remind you to subscribe to this channel!
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the first set of outfits we're gonna look at are nothing special in my opinion
like there's really nothing that stands out except for the fact that j-hope has this bulky bag on
which, why? um it has come to my attention that j-hope actually is not wearing a bag in this performance
this is the screenshot I was looking at
another thing I want to point out on J-hopes outfit is the obnoxious tape
now oh oh oh
throughout a lot of these outfits there's not gonna be that much tape so
I'm gonna give myself the opportunity to really relish in my distain for this tape
it's a nice shirt I like the colours of this shirt I like the green mixed with the yellow
however I would have given this outfit of pass had this stylist put a yellow tape over
now don't worry from now on I will not be mentioning
every instance of tape but we will at the end have a beautiful compilation
with some fancy music of every instance where tape is put over a logo
a lot of you guys are confused about why idols put tape on outfits
I'm gonna make a whole video about that it's probably gonna be like a 47 minute upload of
"why I am unstanning kpop" so you're gonna have to wait until then or you could just google it
the thing is I do appreciate the loose you know, comfortable clothing
however I do think it's still important to elevate the outfits in a way that makes them not look too casual
and I do agree that BTSs stylist did a great job at elevating these outfits to make them look both
comfortable and casual and fashionable for a music show
so I appreciate that aspect
moving on to the next set of outfits, these colors are a lot more vibrant
and there's a lot more odes to the 90s, now I don't know much about the 90's
but I feel like I could see this in like a 90's sitcom
I have to say my favorite outfit is V's outfit just the whole vibe of this outfit
the fit of the pants and the fit of the shirt is a look and the bucket hat too is really nice
I also really liked Junkook's outfit, the pants are very 90's
and I'm just thrown off a little bit by the plaid but I'm willing I'm willing to look passed that
because it still looks very nice
the one outfit that I'm not the biggest fan of is Suga's outfit
because it kind of messes with the cohesion with the rest of the group
Suga looks like he got stuck in like 2008 or something
and it's it's throwing me off just a little bit
moving on
I know I
know I said I would not point out the tape but I love to pick on j-hope
he's my bias but don't tell anyone. what is this? literally! HAH! I love the outfit
I think it's very obnoxious, I think it's very J-Hope, don't worry, it doesn't mean anything bad
I'm very obnoxious it's fine
but this tape though why?
I don't even know what brand this is. "this is ever that" "this is ever that"
I don't know what that says but it's definitely a nice outfit, I love the colors
RM's outfit is not my favorite however the fact that he's wearing those particular sunglasses
pass, I give it a pass, outfit 10 out of 10, amazing, wonderful, great
I aspire to be that cool in my lifetime
so I'm gonna call out jimin for wearing denim
he just looks very out of place in my opinion
because of the fit of his pants his pants are a lot tighter than everyone else's
I don't know, what do you think? do you think it just kind of throws off the whole cohesion of everything?
these next set of outfits are super fun
just the salopettes are throwing me off because they remind me of like a farmer type of look
and there's nothing wrong with looking like a farmer
but he looks different from the rest of his members, the rest of his members look like they're going to a
very chic ski resort, he looks like he was gonna go to the ski resort
but then last minute got called to like birth a cow, I don't know
this stage is also actually really fun as well
because they had hearts everywhere, on butts, on eyes, coming out of pouches
and RM's outfit as well is really nice just black and yellow very simple,
very ski resort chic which is part of the theory that I will tell you once we get to the anpanman outfits
I know I know I lied to you in the intro
and I don't know how I will ever regain your trust again, but I'm gonna point out the tape on Jin's outfit
because *laughs dramatically* it just looks like sh- not my cup of tea
this is just taking it too far, just get another shirt. literally just get another shirt
you don't have to do this. imagine how time-consuming that is to go and cut these little pieces of tape
to cover the damn logos it just doesn't look good
*breathes* I said what I had to say okay
there's a lot of nice outfits here
actually RM's pants are blue velvet pants I love blue velvet
but I also like the color combination of J hopes outfit I love the crispness of Jimin and Jungkook's outfits
like they're just plain white with some accents
V's outfit is cute
it's not necessarily my favorite but it's definitely cute for some reason
he's just not really giving me farmer vibes... okay actually maybe just a little bit
and again the color combination of Jin and Suga's outfits are really nice as well,
the white even though the logos are covered in tape
finally we're moving on to anpanman outfits!
I don't know if you noticed this but
Jungkook's outfit is kind of risky he has shoulder slips which is is quite something
these outfits are a bit more dynamic and they have way more
accessories and what I want to point out is Jin's pants, these ridiculously obnoxious
but still very lovely metallic pants, I think this is a look to be honest with you
the next set of outfits I'm gonna call "Fireman chic"
I really like the cohesion of it all I like the matchy-matchy-ness it's pretty cool
however I know I keep picking on j-hope but it's okay because he's my bias
just don't tell anyone
I just don't like the cuff of his pants they're different sizes first of all
sometimes there's just a limit on how much cuff you should have
the next set of outfits are quite fun as well. the one thing I don't
like is suga's bags they're just very long and quite honestly a hazard for everyone around him
I love the color combinations I think these outfits are overall very nice
however these next set of outfits kind of tie into like the ski resort chic
that we saw in "go go" J-Hope definitely looks like he's going to a ski resort
he's wearing a scarf and like a belt and he just looks like he's gonna go skiing
V is even wearing some type of knee pads, do you even wear kneepads when you ski?
I don't know let's pretend you do
but again Jimin keeps standing out
because he's always wearing tighter denim, why? is this part of the theory?
I don't know, I didn't think of that. but I'll tell you my theory and you can tell me
why you think Jimin is always sending out
Suga's outfit is the epitome of my theory
but please be patient just wait for it and I also really like Jin's coat
we're onto the last outfits and then I can tell you my theory
this is what I call like "traffic cone chic" I actually really love every single one of these outfits
particularly RM's outfit which is just head-to-toe bright orange
so keep this in mind as we've seen
throughout these outfits there's a lot of different kind of belt materials
a lot of reflective materials and traffic cone materials we also have thermal blanket materials
honestly materials you would need in a rescue mission
my theory in "gogo" they were going to a ski resort
the lyrics of gogo talked extensively about having no money
yet still wanting to know where the party at
in BTS' adventure to find said party, their unreliable car broke down
so they needed to be their own saviours literally! and that's why they are dressed like safety gear
quite fitting for the lyrics of anpanman, that was my literally theory
I thought it would take longer to explain it I guess not
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