Ma?
It's me! I'm back!
Toni? ... Where the hell have you been?
Not one phone call all the time you were away!
They don't have phones where you were?
Aw! Come on Ma! You know I couldn't call!
A real man would have called his mother.
You could learn a thing or two from Giovanni Casa.
He calls his mother every day,
Now, he's a good man.
and his Sicilian sausage is the best in town!
Casa! But Ma, Casa ain't no good man. He's a pervert!
That's just a foul mouthed rumor! What kind of man are you, Toni?
Alright Ma, whatever you say.
Maybe I'll go give Giovanni a call... see what he's up to.
I think I'm in the mood for some luvin'
Okay ladies. Give me a minute here will ya.
I'm gonna change into something that's a little more... me.
Okay ladies! It's milk time!
Who's gonna be momma?
Oh my!
Aw, come on girls! Get with the program!
Oh God! Oh God!
DON'T - LOOK - AT - ME!
Hey Ma!
Take a look at my photo! It's of your 'good man' Giovanni Casa... wearing a goddamn diaper!
Is this how you spend your time?
Sneaking around in the woods taking pictures of men?
What's wrong with you Antonio? You shame me!
But!
And, diaper or no diaper, he's still a better man than you!