- All right guys, we did a thing!
(cheering)
So last year, Burke and DJ, and I bought a boat together.
- This is the best purchase of my life.
- Took the families out on like every single weekend,
got super obsessed with boating.
And then everyone started having more kids
and we decided we need a bigger, better boat.
Something that can hold more kids,
and that we can surf behind.
So this year we invested in ourselves,
and we bought ourselves a new to us wake boat.
Here's the cockpit, the helm where the driver sits.
Got the hot tub seats back here.
It's a nice bow ladder up here.
Lots of storage.
Literally, like three to four kids crawl in there
every time we go boating.
It's got these enormous speakers to blast uh,
Lady Gaga, Korn, System of a Down,
Cheryl Crow,
Reba! Reba!
- Yeah. She makes the best music.
- Yes. I like the show honestly,
- She has the show?
Heidi literally has every episode of Reba on DVD.
But, the girls have not really been a part
of this whole process.
And we wanna make sure that they understand
that this boat is for them as well.
So that's what we're doing today.
So today we're here with my buddy, Matt.
So he owns Speed Pro here in Fort Collins.
They do vinyl wraps on cars, and boats, and houses,
and dogs and cats.
So he's gonna hook us up with a sick vinyl graphic
to sort of present the name of our vessel.
Have you ever done a boat that looks this cool?
- No, definitely not.
- Do you think my wife will like it?
- Yes.
- You paused way too long.
(laughter)
(intense upbeat music)
- I love it.
(explosion sounds)
- We need a champagne bottle.
- [Man] What's Amber gonna think of this?
- I think Amber's gonna love it.
I think she's gonna smile and blush.
She'll be super embarrassed in it.
- All right.
Here they come.
Here are the wives, Sonya, Amber, Heidi.
Are you all ready to see what your husbands did for you?
- Yeah, let's check it out.
All right. Step, step up. Step this way.
Babies, are we ready?
- Ready!
- [Man] And 3, 2, 1.
- Oh, I love it.
- [Man] Sonya, what do you think?
- I love it. And I love it that it matches
your swimming trunks.
- It looks great. I love the eighties vibe.
- [Man] And how comfortable are you gonna
feel rolling around in the lake with this thing?
- I mean, it's just the truth.
- That's right!
(upbeat exciting music)
- All right, ladies, this boat obviously is very exciting,
means a lot to us.
So we wanted to pick out a name that also meant a lot to us.
- [Man] Appreciation of everything you girls do,
the little things to the big things it's sexy, it's hot.
- Everything you do is sexy.
From the giving birth to babies, to raising them.
- Keeping them alive.
- Keeping them alive, keeping us alive.
So anyway, big group hug.
HMC on 3. 1, 2, 3. HMC!
Oh, we're so cool.
All right.
We got the HMC on the water with the hot moms are here.
They're just not, they're not on yet.
Here they come.
There they are there.
There they are!
Hop on, ladies!
- Made it. Whoop-dee-do!
- [Man] How you doing Heidi?
- Good. How are you doing?
- This is the first time we've been
out on the boat without the kids.
How's that feel?
- It feels really weird.
Yeah. There's like so many less crumbs,
but we will have our kid day soon.
Boat Body by Cody's here.
- [Woman] Hi Cody.
- Hey, Cody. Let's see those legs.
- Proud to be an American!
(cheering)
(upbeat pop music)
- [Man] Heidi?
- What?
- [Man] You gonna surf today?
- Well, we're gonna try.
(upbeat pop music)
(people cheering)
- Yeah!
- That's rowdy! Any last words, Sonja?
- I hope I live.
Thank you, Taylor, I love you!
- He's got that Dutch skin.
(upbeat rock music)
- So close!
(upbeat rock music)
(people cheering)
(upbeat rock music)
(people cheering)
- [Man] Yeah, Sonya!
- Heidi wants me to show her how to do it.
So we're gonna try to go tandem together.
(Heidi laughs)
(upbeat rock music)
(upbeat synth music)
- All right.
We're gonna hand out some hot dad, hot mom t-shirts today
to people, but we're gonna do it in style.
Got this bad boy.
(people laugh)
(boat horn honking)
- [Man] That's music to our ears.
(people cheering)
- [Man] Thank you!
- 3, 2, 1.
(people cheering)
(boat horn honking)
- [Man] Oh yeah, oh yeah!
(people cheering)
(boat horns honking)
(upbeat pop music)
- Do a cannonball!
- You gotta do a cannonball!
(people cheering)
- Thank you, guys!
(upbeat synth music)
(people yelling)
- All right. It has been a fun day out here on the boat.
On the old HMC.
Get to spend a lot of weekends out here.
Get the kids out here next time, have a kids party.
But it was nice to get away as uh,
as adults for a bit and do something without the kids.
So if you see us out here on the HMC
give us a toot and we'll see if we have any tanks.
- [Baby] Dad, dude, dad, dude, dad, dude.
(soothing synth music)