>> Greg: OH, BOY.
HERE WE GO.
YEAH, YEAH! HAPPY MONDAY
EVERYBODY.
IT’S THE LAST FRIDAY WITH THE
HELP OF JOURNALIST MATT TIABI
ELON MUSK REVEALED HOW FACTS
WERE SUPPRESSED ON TWITTER IN
ORDER TO SWAY AN ELECTION.
IT WAS FUN TO WITNESS WATCHING
THE LEFT LOSE ITS [BLEEP] LIKE A
PORTA POTTY IN A CATEGORY 5.
IT WATTS EVERYWHERE AND
EVERYTHING YOU ASSUMED MIGHT BE
TRUE ABOUT SOMETHING IT TURNED
OUT TO BE TRUE ALL ALONG AND
UNLESS YOU’RE WATCHING ME WORK
OUT, THAT ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS.
BUT WE FOUND OUT THAT TWITTER
WAS, INDEED, MANIPULATED BY
LIBERALS TO INCH FEW AND
SUPPRESS INFORMATION IN ORDER TO
CONTROL PUBLIC OPINION AND
ULTIMATELY AN ELECTION.
IT WASN’T A SMOKING GUN.
IT WAS A FLAMING HOWITZER.
SO WHERE ARE THOSE WHO SAY THIS
IS WORSE THAN WATERGATE?
YOU KNOW, LIKE THIS JACKASS.
>> THIS IS FAR WORSE THAN
WATERGATE.
>> WHY THIS IS WATER GAIT, IS
WORSE THAN WATERGATE.
>> THIS IN SOME WAYS IS WORSE
THAN WATERGATE.
>> I KEEP GETTING ASKED ARE
THERE ECHOES OF WATER GATE IN
THIS AND THERE ARE.
>> OH, SHUTUP.
FINALLY YOU HAVE THE REAL
ELECTION TAMPERING AND THIS DOPE
IS LIKE OUR PRESIDENT’S TEETH
AFTER 8:00 P.M.
NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
AND NOW MUSK IS PULLING THE
CURTAIN BACK AND THE TRUTH IS AS
PLAIN AS THE POWDERED COVERED
NOSE ON HUNTER’S FACE.
AND YES WE’RE COVERING IT LIKE
WE ALWAYS COVERED IT BEFORE BUT
EVERYWHERE ELSE THE STORY
DISAPPEARED LIKE A HALF GALLON
TUB OF POTATO SALAD IN AND A
NAVARRO’S FRIDGE.
I MOVED ON FROM BRIAN.
I LOVE POTATO SALAD, I DON’T BEE
GRUDGE HER.
JUST LIKE THE STORY DID WHEN IT
FIRST APPEARED.
REMEMBER IT DISAPPEARED TOO.
SEEMS THE MORE THE TRUTH BUBBLES
UP THE MORE THE MEDIA BURIES IT
BUT WITH ELON’S TWITTER YOU SEE
EVERYTHING, EVEN THE MOST HONEST
BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN AN
EX-WIFE AND HUSBAND EVER.
HERE IS ONE OF MUSK’S ANGRY
EX-WIVES TWEETING AT HIM LIKE,
WELL, AN ANGRY EX-WIFE.
QUOTE, SO LET ME GET STRAIGHT,
WE’RE NOW SUPPOSED TO STEP INTO
THE MARKETPLACE OF IDEAS TO
DEBATE AND DISGUS IF HITLER
BEHAVED POORLY OR IF WOMEN
SHOULD BE RAPED AND LOCKED IN
CAGES BECAUSE THESE ARE
CONVERSATIONS THE CULTURE NEEDS
TO BE HAVING.
AND SHE GOES ON AND ON FROM
THERE.
SO WHAT’S MUSK, THE EX-HUSBAND’S
RESPONSE?
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: IT’S AMAZING HOW A
SINGLE EMOJI CAN CONVEY
EVERYTHING.
IF YOU TRANSLATED THAT FACE IT
WOULD SAY, NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I
NEARLY SAWED OFF MY HAND TO
REMOVE MY WEDDING RING?
THIS IS WHY EMOJIS RULE.
IMAGINE HOW MUCH FASTER IF ANY
LEGAL PROCEEDINGS WOULD BE IF
BOTH SIDES SUBMITTED AN A SINGLE
EMOJI.
THE WHOLE AMBER HEARD JOHNNY
DEPP TRIAL COULD HAVE BEEN
REDUCED TO THIS.
LONG WAY FOR A POOP JOKE BUT I
WILL A GO THERE.
NOW ON TWITTER THE ONLY
SUPPRESSION COMES FROM THOSE A
HOLES WHO WERE ALWAYS
SUPPRESSING THE NEWS FROM THE
BEGINNING.
THEY HOGGED THE MIC AND TURNED
TWITTER INTO THEIR PERSONAL
KARAOKE PARTY AND NOW THEY’VE
BEEN EXPOSED AND TRASHING THE
WHISTLE BLOWERS FOR BLOWING THE
WHISTLE ON THEM.
YOU HAVE THE MEDIA GOING AFTER
TIABI FOR ACTING AS THE CONDUIT
THAT EXPOSING THEIR BAEZ.
SERIOUSLY HOW DARE HE ACT LIKE A
JOURNALIST AND LIKE MINDLESS
LITTLE WORKER BEES THEIR BUZZING
USED ALL THE SAME WORDS.
A DEM POLLSTER QUOTE DOING PR
FOR THE RICHEST PERSON IN THE
WORLD WHICH SOUNDS JUST LIKE A
TWEET FROM NBC’S BEN COLLINS WHO
SAYS HE’S THROWING IT ALL AWAY
TO DO PR WORK FOR THE RICHEST
PERSON IN THE WORLD.
LOOK AT ALL OF THESE.
ALMOST ENTIRELY IDENTICAL TWEETS
FROM BLUE CHECKERS IN THE MEDIA.
YOU ALWAYS KNEW THIS TO BE TRUE.
IT’S LIKE THEY ALL CALLED EACH
OTHER AND ASKED, WHAT ARE YOU
WEARING TO THE PARTY TONIGHT.
OR IN THIS CASE I SHOULD SAY
FUNERAL BECAUSE MUSK IS KILLING
THE OLD MEDIA WITH ABSOLUTE
DAYLIGHT.
YOU CAN SEE IT.
SO NOW OUR JOURNALISTS ARE NO
MORE THAN BOTS THAT VOMIT SPAN
DESIGNED TO OVERWHELM PEOPLE
INTO THINKING THERE’S MORE OF
THEM THAN THERE ARE TO YOU.
SIMILAR TO MOVIE MAKERS USING
CGI TO SHOOT A SEEN WITH A CROWD
OF 500,000 PEOPLE.
IT’S EASIER AND CHEAPER THAN
HIRING A BUNCH OF HUMANS.
BUT THESE AREN’T BOTS, THEY’RE
HUMANS.
BUT IN REALITY THEY’RE AS
PREDICTABLE AS A ROOM BA WITH A
BUSTED WHEEL EXCEPT THEY SPREAD
DIRT INSTEAD OF CLEAN IT UP AND
IT’S ALL ONE SENTENCE CUT A
PASTED FROM WHO KNOWS WHERE.
WHO GAVE IT TO THEM.
AT LEAST THEY ADMIT THE STORY
HAPPENED I MEAN GOOD LUCK
FINDING IT IN THE NEW YORK TIMES
OR CNN.
YOU WOULD HAVE A BETTER CHANCE
OF FINDING A PICTURE OF ME IN A
HEART SHAPED FRAME ON CHRIS WAL’S NIGHT STAND.
WAL’S NIGHT STAND.
I THOUGHT WE ENDED AM AMICABLY
BUT HE DOESN’T.
WHEN THE HIGH MIND OF THE MEDIA
REACTS LIKE THIS, IT’S BECAUSE
SOMEONE KICKED THEIR NEST AND
THEY’RE BUZZING MAD.
THEY LOST CONTROL OF THE PICKET
OF INFORMATION AND THAT MEANS
THEY CAN NO LONGER SUPPRESS
TRUTH WHILE AMPLIFYING HOAXES
LIKE THEY USED TO DO.
BEFORE THEY WOULD BURY REAL
THINGS FROM CRIME TO COVID
ORIGINS WHILE AMPLIFYING FALSE
DIVISIVE CRASH PIT PING BLACKS
AGAINST WHITES GAZE AGAINST
STRAITS, RICH AGAINST POOR.
BUT THEIR POWERFUL FRIENDS
BREAKING THE LAW, THOSE STORIES
VANISHED LIKE A TRAY OF CANNOLIS
IN JAMES CORDEN’S DRESSING ROOM.
AND NOW TWITTER HAS PULLED THE
CRAP-STAINED RUG OUT FROM UNDER
THEM.
APPEAR WHAT DO THEY DO?
THEY TURN ON THE ONE JOURNALIST
DOING THEIR JOB FOR THEM.
KIND OF AMAZING REPORTERS
TURNING ON REPORTERS FOR
REPORTING.
BEN COL INTEROF NBC CALLED MATT
TIABBI DOING THE WORK BEN
COLLINS WON’T DO.
LIKE MATT’S A SCAB DURING A
STRIKE.
THAT’S THE THING THEY’RE NOT ON
STRIKE, THEY’RE STILL GETTING
PAID TO REPORT THE NEWS.
AND NOT THE NEWS THEY ARE TOLD
TO BY THE WHITE HOUSE OR JUST
THE NEWS THAT THEY AGREE WITH.
IT’S ALL THE NEWS, YOU IDIOTS.
AND THAT SCARES THEM.
AND WITH MUSK IN CHARGE THEY
SHOULD BE.
>> PERIOD!
>> Greg: LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S
GUESTS.
SHE’S SO BUBBLY, WE’RE HANDING
OUT TUMS TO THE AUDIENCE.
OUTNUMBERED COHOST EMILY
COMPAGNO!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: HE’S A POLITICAL MAVEN
WHO ENJOYS MISBEHAVING.
VICE-PRESIDENT OF PUBLIC
RELATIONS FOR Z LAB CHRIS
BARRON!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> Greg: I WAS THE INSPIRATION
FOR PEPPER SPRAY.
ACTOR WRITER AND COMEDIAN JAMIE
LISSOW!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> Greg: AND SHE’S ONLY A PHONE
CALL AWAY, IF YOU DIAL THE PSYCH
WARD.
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: EMILY YOU LOOK QUITE
GREEN TONIGHT.
IS THAT FOR ANY SPECIAL REASON?
>> NO.
FESTIVE, WE’RE IN THE HOLIDAY
SEASON.
>> Greg: ENOUGH OF THAT.
I THOUGHT IT MIGHT GO SOMEWHERE
INTERESTING BUT APPARENTLY WE’LL
TALK ABOUT THIS IT’S OKAY WE’LL
MOVE ON.
I’M AMAZED BY THE CUT AND
PASTING ON TWITTER.
I GET IT WE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT
THE HUNTER BIDEN STUFF, I’M
HOPING THE STORY CROSSES OVER
INTO A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE DON’T
KNOW ABOUT IT.
BUT THE FACT THAT ALL THESE
PEOPLE LIKE BASICALLY CUT AND
PASTE IT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING
YOU KNEW ABOUT THE MEDIA.
THEY’RE ROBOTS.
>> Emily: THEY ARE AND THEY
DEMONSTRATE AND THEY ARE
DEMONSTRATING RIGHT NOW IF YOU
DARE TO BE A FREE THINKER OR
THINK FOR YOURSELF EVER, IF YOU
ARE NOT IN LOCK STEP YOU ARE
ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATED YOU ARE
CAN BALANCED.
AND WHAT’S INTERESTING IN LIGHT
OF THAT DEMONSTRATION THAT WE
KNEW IT WAS THIS TOXIC SWAMP.
WE KNEW IT WAS A CESSPOOL THAT’S
WHY A LOT OF US AREN’T ON IT
BECAUSE 90% OF THE NOISE IS
COMING FROM 10% OF THOSE RABID
USERS.
WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
AS ELON MUSK HAS LAID BARE THE
CENSORSHIP THE ABSOLUTE
SUPPRESSION OF REAL INFORMATION
THAT AMERICANS NEEDED TO KNOW,
ALL OF THAT IS HAPPENING IS AN
ABSOLUTE FULL FRONTAL HOWITZER
LADEN ASSAULT ON THE
JOURNALISTS.
MEANWHILE SITTING NEXT TO THEM
IS THAT PUTRID CARCASS OF THE
ACTUAL CONTENTS THAT ARE LAID
BARE.
I ARGUE THAT IT IS WORSE THAN
WATERGATE.
OR AT LEAST ON PAR.
BECAUSE WHAT WE ARE LEARNING
MEANS THAT THERE WAS A QUESTION
OF CONFLICT OF INTEREST OF THE
COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE WHITE
HOUSE AND HAS BEEN FOR QUITE
SOME TIME INVOLVING MANY FOREIGN
POWERS.
AND I’M NOT DRAWING SOME
CONCLUSIONS ABOUT YOU THE
QUESTIONS ARE THERE AND WHY ET
THIS MEDIA TOTALLY COVERED IT UP
AND THAT COLLUSION WE’VE SEEN
RAMPANT IN THIS ADMINISTRATION
EVERY DAY SINCE.
AND WHAT’S INTERESTING I TALKED
ABOUT THIS BEFORE WHICH YOU
GUYS, THE PROTECTION TWITTER AND
SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS ENJOY
FROM ANY TYPE OF LEGAL LIABILITY
AS TO THAT CONTENT IS THAT, OH,
WE DON’T TOUCH IT AT ALL, RIGHT,
WE JUST HOST IT.
ABOUT YOU NOW THEY CLEARLY TOUCH
IT AND THEY MORE OF IT AND
SUPPRESS IT SO THEY’RE GOING TO
BE ON THE HOOK FOR A LOT OF
LIABILITY INCLUDING TO THEIR
SHAREHOLDERS.
>> Greg: THEY WERE DEFINITELY
TOUCHING IT.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: DON’T TOUCH IT.
JAMIE, SOME SAY YOUR MARRIAGE
WAS WORSE THAN WATERGATE.
DO YOU THINK EMOJIS COULD HAVE
HELPED YOU THERE?
IF YOU CONVERSED LESS WITH WORDS
AND MORE WITH PRIMITIVE IMAGES
FROM YOUR PHONE, YOU MIGHT STILL
HAVE A FAMILY.
>> Jamie: I WAS THINKING ABOUT
THAT AS YOU WERE DOING THE
MONOLOGUE BECAUSE I WAS LIKE MAN
I HAVEN’T SEEN SOMEONE IGNORE A
LAPTOP LIKE THAT SINCE MY WIFE
CAME HOME EARLY.
THOSE POLLSTERS ALL -- THAT WAS
GREAT.
ONE WAS IN A HURRY AND THEY JUST
TWEETED COPY AND PASTE.
>> Greg: YES.
>> Jamie: I THINK WHILE I WAS
READING IT IT WATTS SAYING LIKE
WE DIDN’T GET SOME OF THIS
SUPPRESSION, WE DIDN’T GET LIKE
SOME OF HUNTER BIDEN’S
PORNOGRAPHIC TWEETS.
WE HAVE TO ASK OURSELVES DO WE
REALLY WANT TO SEE MORE HUNTER
BIDEN PORN -- YES.
>> Greg: DON’T EVEN FINISH THE
SENTENCE.
>> IT’S ALWAYS HIM AND HOT GIRLS
AND THEY’RE ON WATER SLIDES AND
THEY HAVE NO CLOTHES ON.
MY FAVORITE HUNTER BIDEN’S PICK
PICS THE ONE WHERE HE’S THE
PHOTOGRAPHER.
IN MY LIFE, WHY DOES IT MATTER
THESE GOT OUT.
HAVE YOU EVER GOT MAN WE REALLY
THOUGHT HE WAS A GOOD GUY UNTIL
THE 12TH TIME WE SAW HIM DOING
COCAINE.
THIS GUY HAD THE GREATEST LIFE
EVER HAD HIS ALLOWANCE IS NOW
LIKE $10,000 A WEEK.
HUNTER DOESN’T HAVE TO DO
ANYTHING.
CAN YOU IMAGINE HUNTER’S AT HOME
AND JOE’S THERE AND HE GOES DAD
CAN I GET MY ALLOWANCE AND HE
GIVES HIM $10,000.
THEN HUNTER LEAVES THE ROOM AND
HE COMES BACK AND HE GOES, DAD,
CAN I GET MY ALLOWANCE AND HE
GIVES HIM $10,000.
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: NICELY DONE.
NICELY DONE.
CHRIS, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
>> Chris: GOOD TO BE BACK.
>> Greg: IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU
BACK, AND YOUR BACK.
SO ANYWAY WHAT WAS YOUR TAKE ON
FRIDAY’S EVENT.
>> Chris: HERE’S MY TAKE, IT WAS
FIVE YEARS OF THE LEGACY MEDIA
TELLING US THAT A COUPLE HUNDRED
THOUSAND DOLLARS IN RUSSIAN
FACEBOOK ADS MADE TRUMP AN
ILLEGITIMATE PRESIDENT.
CNN’S DOING STEAKOUT AND AT OLD
LADY’S HOUSE DID YOU KNOW YOU’RE
PART OF A RUSSIAN PROP.
NOTHING SHOWING IT HAD AN IMPACT
ON THE ELECTION.
WE HAVE POLLS THAT SHOW THE
IMPACT OF THE HUNTER BIDEN
SCANDAL.
AND HERE WE HAVE NOT SOMEBODY
WENT AND BOUGHT SOME ASS, HERE
WE HAVE DIRECT CONNECTION
BETWEEN THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN AND
BY THE WAY BETWEEN DEMOCRATS IN
GOVERNMENT.
WE’RE ALWAYS TALKING -- THEY’RE
LIKE IT’S NOT THE FIRST
AMENDMENT, IT’S NOT THE
GOVERNMENT.
HERE WE ACTUALLY HAVE SITTING
MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE AND SENATE
WORKING WITH TWITTER TO
MANIPULATE AN ELECTION.
AND, BY THE WAY, PEOPLE CAN SAY
WHAT THEY WANT ABOUT TRUMP AND
THEY CAN GET ALL WORKED UP ABOUT
HIS MEAN TWEETS OR MEAN TRUTHS
WHATEVER THEY ARE NOW BUT THE
FACT IS HE’S RIGHT.
THIS ELECTION WAS RIGGED AND
TWITTER WAS PART OF RIGGING THIS
ELECTION AND WE OUGHT TO HAVE A
SERIOUS CONVERSATION ABOUT HOW
DO WE PREVENT THIS AGAIN AND FOR
EVERY LEFTY OUT THERE WHO SAYS I
DON’T HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH
THIS.
GOOD.
BECAUSE WHEN RON DeSANTIS AND
DONALD TRUMP ARE WORKING WITH
ELON MUSK TO SUPPRESS
INFORMATION THAT YOU DON’T LIKE.
WE’LL SEE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE IT
THEN.
>> Greg: EXACTLY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: WELL PUT.
KAT, YOU KNOW WHAT’S FUNNY, WE
MADE FUN, EVERY DAY WHEN TRUMP
WAS PRESIDENT, SOMETHING WAS
WORSE THAN WATERGATE, RIGHT?
AND WE WERE ACTUALLY DEALING
WITH THIS, HOW PEOPLE WHO AREN’T
ON CNN OR MSIN, BC WE ACTUALLY
TWEETED RESPONSIBLY.
WE’RE LIKE LOOKING THROUGH THIS,
WE ADMIT WE KNOW THIS STUFF, WE
KNOW THIS IS TERRIBLE BUT WE
ALSO LIKE HAVE LEARNED ENOUGH
THAT IT MAY NOT HAVE ANY EFFECT
BECAUSE THE MEDIA IS STILL GOING
TO -- THEY’RE ALREADY BURYING IT
>> Kat: THEY’RE ACTUALLY GOING
ON THE OFFENSIVE AGAINST ELON
MUSK SAYING ALL THE HATE SPEECH
IS WORSE AND ALL THIS HATE
SPEECH IS ALL ELON MUSK’S FAULT.
AND I’M JUST LIKE SUPER OLD
SCHOOL WHERE I THINK THAT THE
HATE SPEECH IS THE FAULT OF THE
PERSON WHO SAYS THE SPEECH.
I USED TO LEARN ABOUT THIS STUFF
IN SCHOOL.
LIKE SUBJECT AND PREDICATE.
>> Greg: YES.
WE DID LEARN SOMETHING
INTERESTING THOUGH.
THIS IS SOMETHING -- ABOUT THE
FBI ALERTING TWITTER ABOUT WHAT
IS CALLED HACKED AND LEAKED
STUFF.
I DON’T THINK I KNEW THAT.
OR MAYBE I DID KNOW THAT AND I
JUST FORGOT FROM ALL THE
DRINKING.
BUT FBI CALLED AHEAD TO MAKE
TWITTER AWARE OF HACK AND LEAK
OPERATION.
AND THEY MET WITH TWITTER WEEKLY
ON THAT.
SO THAT’S GOT TO BE
INVESTIGATED.
THAT’S ANOTHER PART OF THE
RIGGING.
YOU HAVE THE FBI.
YOU HAVE ALL OF THIS INTEL,
ALL -- REMEMBER THE 51 PEOPLE?
YOU HAVE BRENNAN, CLAPPER, ALL
THESE PEOPLE PUSHING THIS.
>> AND BY THE WAY NONE OF THESE
PEOPLE HAVE EVER APOLOGIZED,
NONE HAVE SAID WE GOT IT WRONG
WE’RE SORRY.
>> Greg: I DON’T NEED AN