Who here has six percent body fat, ladies?
I do.
RACHEL: Very firm.
Ooh, very nice.
Hey, you wanna see my abs?
Already seen 'em.
I'll take a gander.
Well, if you insist.
(GRUNTS)
You guys are all so hung up on your bodies.
Come on, there's a full pizza here.
You think I got abs like this from eating junk?
Now wait a minute, I'm not the only one here with a great body.
Rachel, you've got the body of a model, baby.
(CHUCKLES) Jack, no, I don't.
Angela has the best body of any of us.
Me? No, you.
No, you. No, me.
Don't any of you beautiful people have anything better to do?
Actually, we're late for class. We gotta go. Let's go.
Hey, you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. I'll catch up with you guys later.
Okay, bye.
CORY: Is she gorgeous or what?
I tell you, Shawn, I could watch that girl eat pizza forever.
Boy, Cor, marriage really agrees with you.
Yeah, it does.
I mean, I like every wonderful thing we do.
Every wonderful thing.
I get it, Cor,
'cause you tell me every wonderful day.
I don't understand.
These are fabulous!
They're so light, so fluffy!
You don't have to tell me that.
What the heck's going on?
Let's try to figure this out.
She's tired, no appetite...
Cranky. ...nauseous,
and couldn't fit into your pants.
And stole them.
Cory? Yes, Shawn?
How would you feel if these two big waffles
got all slathered in butter and made a little waffle?
I know what you're saying, Shawn.
You want seconds. Hold on.
Nudnik!
Topanga's pregnant.
Pregnant?
How can she be pregnant?
Okay, Cory, let me explain this to you.
When a man loves a woman...
I know about that!
Okay, we were very careful.
Did you use a... Yes!
Was she on the... Uh-huh.
Well, did you try the... Everything!
I'm not even sure we had sex.
Oh, God, what am I gonna do?
Okay, first of all, you're gonna talk to her.
You're gonna tell her that everything's gonna be okay.
But everything is not gonna be okay, Shawn! I can't be a father!
I got a paper due on Friday!
And I already resent this child for ruining my life,
and that's gonna mean therapy for everybody,
and, well, mister, I just can't afford that!
Well, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she's not pregnant.
She's not?
Oh, what a load off my mind.
Talk to your wife. Find out what's really going on.
You're right, you're right. I'll talk to her.
Give me your pants.
It's true!
What is true?
Okay. Okay, I'm gonna tell you,
but you can't tell anyone.
Topanga's pregnant? You did not hear it from me.
So that's why they got married. Mmm-hmm.
Topanga's having twins. You're kidding!
A Canadian billionaire is paying Cory and Topanga $50,000 for the baby.
Wow!
Who are Cory and Topanga?
Oh, good, I'm glad you're all here.
I have something very important to discuss with you.
We already know.
You do? Yeah, Mr. Feeny told us.
How do you know?
My wife was at the grocery store.
She heard it from the produce lady.
I am gonna kill that Shawn!
Cory, we have some serious reservations about this.
Do you realize how difficult it'll be
to raise a 14-year-old Chinese boy in a college dorm?
Do you even you love.darin?to the pn
That would be Shawn.
I'm gonna do the right thing.
You're gonna tell Topanga you know about the baby
and you can't wait to be a father.
You see, Shawn, that's why you'll never amount to anything.
You think too small, okay?
It's too late to just tell her.
I've gotta do something big!
I am gonna show her how happy I am
by throwing her the biggest surprise unplanned-baby shower anyone's ever seen!
Uh, I'm gonna be in Cleveland.