hey we gonna
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starting filming or
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hey guys
Alyx is back on my channel
because today, we are about to
squad the fuck up
guys we are playing fortnite you're welcome this one goes out to that one comment
I saw on my video a couple of weeks ago saying
Thank God she hasn't played fortnite yet
with
500 thumbs up so it goes out to all
501 of you
If you guys don't know what fortnite is
Basically it is the thing that I've been wasting my time on for the past month like way too much of my time like pretty much
All of my spare time on this game, but I've made a lot of friends with you guys so that's fun
Totally cool of you
If you don't know what fortnite it is you're probably a f**king loser
just kidding you're not a loser because you're probably doing more valuable things with your time
But if you don't know what fortnite is basically it is a battle royale game as they're called and the point of the game
Is to be the last man standing or woman
Which you have been before we have a winner right here ladies and gentlemen
I don't wanna make too big of a deal of it
I mean I wasn't gonna bring it up myself, but I yeah I have won more than once oh
just once
Yeah
So let's stop talking and let's start
forting
That sounds like farting all right. Let's go. We're ready to game girlie. Where are we going squad all right
we're here with A Walker and
Blazing Barracuda and we're all going to salty. alright squad. I'm flying down - she's descending
I'm about to deploy deploying now uh oh I see an enemy I'm gonna land right here and run in to the back of this house.
As planned
*indistinct screaming*
No, I don't
Ah, f**ker. Killed you bitch, that's what you get, I set a trap.
Help, someone help me
That was very skillful of you. Think so? yeah
Help me. There's my squaw. What's up squaw?
Oh sh*t, oh my god, I don't have a weapon. I need a weapon.
Uh-oh, team is town. This is not a very good- AHHHH OOHHHHH NOOO
Maybe I'll blend in next to this trash can because we're both trash.
*descending scale* OHHHHHHHhhhhhhh
*fancy Alyx scale*
Nooooooooo
No
That was bad. It was really bad it was really bad, and I've seen you play that was not your best work
But it's my turn
All right guys, no big deal, but I'm kind of better than Jenn. That's a joke. Hello ZekeyDoo. Alright squad
Did you know this map is like the exact same coordinates as a real place in the world somewhere in Europe I forget where. Really?
Yeah. What do you mean like designed the same? Same layout I guess I suppose, oh no
now anarchy in here's existence
No Jen just look at the landscape. Is there a farm here? Maybe I don't know. I'm not as informed as I-
*Indistinct shouting*
Oh I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you bitch
Oh he killed himself too. Haha, loser. Kiss him, give him a kiss. Here buddy, I love you. yes, yes
We love a human centipede. Kiss back, kiss me back.
Is there anything I can do it right now or are we both done for? Just putting your head in his ass.
Help me. Zekey, please. jump down
I'm not dying if I.. if I.. Imma try it cos. Oh, you're alive. Yes, Zekey. No way is this happening right now.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
No
Can I buy this?
Yes, that's a good use of my money. I just bought it. Look at this one.
That is pretty f**king fresh.
Tomato town here I come. Tomato town USA, population me and my squad
*gasps*
There's someone else here. Where's my squad they didn't even land with me. Oh?
My god. What the f**k
My squad didn't land with me. And you have enemies
I know I'm running away. Come on, get in there get in there get in there. Ooo, I want that: collect materials
Stay away from my trees.
So where do you guys land? You guys land here often?
Alright? I got it, we're off to the vending machine there. There she blows. Thank you
All right, we're approaching a building. Oh, it's dusty depot. You're not that cute you look dusty
I think this has been raided already. Wait. I saw that. Wait I felt that already
Someone has been in here. So rude. So rude of them.
*screaming*
She's down
F**k get in a bush get in a bush get in a bush. They'll never see me in here.
Wow. Good luck finding me now. Come on SuperGirly get your girly ass over here. Help a girl out. Oh
That was a really pathetic game
Yeah it was it's almost like it didn't even happen
Alyx's turn, good luck bitch.
You're going to Pleasant. So I'm landing exactly where they said they were landing. That'll be a pleasant surprise for them
*undeserved laughter*
There's other people there, be careful girl.
Oh no
Oh, no, did you guys just see that. A terrible spot to land, but okay. Why is that?
Cause this house is one square, okay, but maybe there's something good in there. There's not but there could have been
get your gun out. I know, I know, I know
Turn to the right. I think there's a chest. Right? No to the left to the left no to the right now
Oh my god
Right there in the middle of the field. To the left? Where Jen? Oh,
Uh-oh someone just shot at you.
Jump. In the bush in the bush. Jump?Jump? Jump and run. I'm jumping. Oh my god. Get with the trash cans you'll blend right in.
Hey!
Ugh, Bob Supercow. Alright Jen, show the world what you've got. I will, oh we're going to snobby, that's my favourite! We love snobby.
Takes a snob to love a snob. Yes, it does.
Ooooooooo
Drink that elixir. Where are we going, squad? This is my favorite area
Is it? I just think it's fun
Alright lets go
*gasps*
Yes! There it is, there it is. Kill them, kill them.
They're gaining height on us. I am not good at this.
*gasp, scream*
Did they drop all the way down? You killed him? I so proud of you. Thanks
*screams*
jump jump jump
I'm sweating. Sorry about the screaming.
*more screaming*
You suck
Bitch- Ohhhh nooooo
That was a really quick turn around. Oh my god I am sweating. Phew.
Alright, ready for the game? What's up girl?
Wait let's go let's go let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I see some other some other people coming down with us. That's cool
That's cool. That's cool. We got this. I'm gonna land over here
*gasp* oh no, other people are landing over here
Whoo that's what I like to see honey
Watch out bitch
Alright come on squad let's roll out. Lets squad up. Let's squat out of here squad. Come on move those squad quads.
Uh-oh
Oh my god
What happened there. Squad come back and get me. I'm in the water hiding. I'm drowning down here
Oh, oh, oh that was really sad. I know that was truly devastating. Alright. I'm just gonna go right into Tilton today
You're gonna tilt those towers girl. Come on guys. We're gonna tilted. Come on squad, let's go to tilted. Don't be a pussy. Get in Tilted
Come on. Alright, it's me against the world. okay, hurry, turn around, they're right behind you
I have an itch on my face and I'm worried about it
Where is it?
*screams*
F**k you f**k you f**k you
f**k you
Call of Booty
Fine I'm going into Tilted this time. We'll compare our gameplay. Who lasts longer in Tilted, lets find out.
Oh no, they're all going the other direction. You're in this alone. I was in it alone too so we have some equal gameplay
I'll tilt that attitude upside down
There's so much stuff up here. Oh
Someone just landed there, you should have just killed them.
No, I'll go in here. My squad's going to be so surprised when they see I survived Tilted
Okay, I'm kind of f**king it up a little bit.
*gasp*
Oh my god. Kill them, kill them.
*scream*
Wow there are so much potential until there wasn't
*exhale*
We just played that game for like four hours. I know I can't breathe. I can't breathe either.
Guys that is all of the fortnight we're gonna be playing in this video. I hope you guys enjoy this video
I hope it made you laugh because we had a fun time playing if it did then make sure you give it a big thumbs up
Also, we played more fortnight on Alyx's channel
So if you want to go check that out make sure to click the link in the description of this video
And if you're ever trying to squad the f**k up with your girl
Uh
Hmm you can add my
Thing you see in this video and just come play with me whenever I'm on. it'll be a good ass time
I'm not very good. So maybe you can bring me to victory
and yeah, I think that is pretty much it. Thank you guys so much for watching, and I'll see you all next Saturday with another new video
Bye
that was
*cackles*
Bye