- Jo, are you ready?
- I'm picking my wedgie.
- Got you butt ready?
- Got my wedgie ready for you guys.
- What up.
(goofy sounds)
- We're a little happy because we're in Laguna Beach.
- We're in Southern California, we live in LA.
But it's like why stay in LA when you can drive to Laguna?
- You guys, honestly we got a little bored
so we came to Laguna and that's why.
- Hit it.
(upbeat beachy music)
- Jo, did you actually watch Laguna Beach in high school?
(phff)
- One episode.
Me and them, nothing in common.
Everybody's like Jo, where'd you get this swim suit?
This is how you know-
- Big Lots.
- How cheap.
Go to an Urban Outfitters.
You ask for the box of bathing suits at the end
of the season.
There is dust on the box.
20 dollars.
- [Damon] Let me see.
- 20 dollas.
- [Damon] 20 dollars.
- 20 dollars.
The chump got left behind.
- [Damon] It's okay, we're back.
- [Jo] It's okay.
(moaning)
- Watch it.
- [Damon] Watch it, Jo.
You're being vulgar and loud.
Jo are you going to go in the water?
- [Jo] Maybe.
Because I want to freeze my bleep off.
(laughs)
- For every who thought Socko and I were the same person,
surprise!
- We're just sisters.
- Actually, I edited this video so there's actually
two of the same person right here.
This is a piece of Jo's shoe.
- These are expensive.
- [Damon] Really?
- I've had them for like seven years.
- [Damon] You sure about that, JO?
- Nap time.
(upbeat beachy music)
- [Jo] It's beautiful.
Doing the same thing.
(laughs)
- [Jo] Oh my god, lovers.
I dedicate this video to the lovers.
To my lover.
♫ Show me a place where dreams
- Ride on a magic carpet and know-
- Are you 46?
Who knows that song?
- Yes I am.
- Can you do that thing where you act like you're taking
a video of me but actually film them?
(upbeat music)
- Come here, baby.
- [Jo] Here's a flower.
(laughs)
(romantic music)
♫ Before I put on my make up
- Forever and ever we never will bottle
how I love you forever and ever.
- [Jo] Keep going.
- Is that?
- [Jo] I cut it off for your solo.
Couple goals, that is it.
It's about them.
- Why are we both acting like we don't have lovers.
Oh what!
- You caught me.
- This in my lover that I was talking about.
- And this my lover and we're a throuple.
(laughs)
- On a honeymoon.
(upbeat beachy music)
- So this is what you do in the middle
of Southern California, you go to Red Robin.
Yum!
- So if it's not bad enough that I'm not on Masocko's
insurance for her car, I just got her a few tickets
or two just now on the highway.
- I wanted to forget about that.
- [Jo] Did you literally get a ticket?
- Yes, he drove.
- Jo, look up from your phone.
The lights flashed.
- [Jo] You got a ticket?
- No, it's because Google Maps told us to take
a toll road.
- How much do we owe her?
Damn it.
- [Socko] It's like a $300 ticket.
- [Jo] Stop.
- [Damon] Stop.
- [Jo] Well you're about to get hit by the car
maybe we can get a lawsuit.
- [Damon] There was no toll thing.
You guys, they just say it was dark on the highway
so they flashed so we could see more.
- I cannot believe that we just got her a ticket.
- [Damon] Yeah, I hope that's fun paying that.
Let's go to Red Robin.
It's two words.
- [Socko] It's two words, the subject is TV show.
- [Damon] The Office.
(laughs)
- [Damon] You have my phone, right?
- I do.
- [Damon] Can I have it maybe?
- No, it's a family dinner.
We need to be talking as a family.
- It's two words, it's a TV show.
- Bomb.
- Yes.
- Boom, y'all?
- The poops because you guys are those.
- If your don't guess it then you get really sick
and throw up at the table right now.
(laughs)
- Are you just throwing in words?
The todays?
- The Office, god.
But why, why do I care?
I really did see the last people looking
at her saying sorry.
I just put it in my mouth.
- She's just like biggest piece of broccoli
could have parted it three ways.
- [Socko] It's bottomless.
- [Damon] Yeah.
- Do I see a bottom?
I see a bottom.
- I saw you eat glass on that side.
- No that was Damon.
- That was probably me.
- That was you.
Me and my margarita are out to dinner.
I don't know these goons are.
- [Damon] It's like these silly things that American
places do.
- [Jo] Americans are so silly.
- That would not happen in another country.
- [Jo] They just like did a whole festive
happy birthday song.
- It was table 36's birthday so everyone in the restaurant
went over there and started singing.
Oh wait, I have a question
how do you steam your broccoli?
- [Watiress] Uh, microwave.
- [Jo] Well now we know.
Microwave.
The secret to why we love Red Robin so much
because of their broccoli, it's microwaved.
- [Damon] Jo clicked one button on here, it started
playing a game and we just got charged 2.99.
- [Jo] I'm sorry.
- [Damon] 1.99.
- [Jo] I wasn't planning on that.
- [Socko] Wait, I thought the sides came with the meal.
- [Jo] Me too.
- [Damon] So who's paying for the game?
- Actually it was your whole idea so you guys have
to pay for it.
- So I touched the button for a game and I didn't
actually play the game.
I literally canceled it.
Okay, phew.
I need every dollar I can spare.
- So what are we playing when we get back to the hotel?
That's a real question, what games are we playing?
- The go to sleep game.
- Jo is the biggest grandma.
- I got enough white hairs to be a grandma.
- I want to play the heads up game.
- [Jo] Oh we should play that, I'll stay awake for that.
- How many rounds.
- Commitment issues.
- So you have two double beds or one double bed.
We're doing that thing where we pay for two people
in the hotel.
And we're going to smuggle her in.
- Five minutes later a dirty girl with beach clothes
comes on, like they've never seen me before.
I'm just going up.
I'm just to help them settle in
I'm their personal assistant.
- [Damon] And then you never leave.
- Yeah.
- Personal assistant.
(laughs)
- Here they are.
Are you guys knocking on the wrong door?
Get in here.
- [Jo] I was about to scream outside the door
you're strippers are here.
What's the gross part about having a bag on the floor?
- [Socko] Potentially taking home bugs.
- In a hotel room we paid good money for?
- This is where we catch them diseases.
(laughs)
- Damon just farted.
- Guys we successfully scammed the system.
- Damon farted.
- I did not fart, not yet.
Masocko has the best travel hack for anyone who
doesn't want to pay for parking.
- Yeah, we're just going to pretend that my car was
broken into so we don't have to pay for parking.
- And then what-
- We'll bash one of the windows out.
(laughs)
- [Damon] There's an 80s and 90s party downstairs
and Masocko wants to wear this.
- [Jo] Bo chika wow wow.
(laughs)
- [Jo] Chicka chicka chicka bow chicka wow wow.
- [Damon] She really said are we going out out
on Laguna Beach tonight?
- [Jo] Damn, look at that leg mommy.
The tag's still on, you better you better.
- [Damon] My god.
(laughs)
- [Damon] Are you guys hungry?
- I have a tiny piece of chocolate on the counter
and that's the only reason I'm getting up.
- [Damon] Oh look who came up with all the travel tips
this morning now that it's past check out.
- [Socko] Is it really?
- What time is it?
We're just watching peoples stories.
You didn't catch me.
You didn't just catch me watching somebody's story.
- [Damon] You guys, check out was at 8:30.
- No.
- You guys it's 12 pm.
Bye.
(upbeat music)
- Yo, we found a place to go in Southern California.
This little place called Inspiration Point.
- Ugly view, beautiful view.
Look at my hair.
Doesn't it look beautiful?
- [Damon] Hey Jo, can I see your shirt?
- Look at what just happened.
(laughs)
- I don't know whose idea it was to not put a shirt
on this morning.
Just ran into a subscriber because people live here
and that is mind blowing.
All I'm saying is I'ma go in the water.
Can you hold the camera.
- Oh my god.
This really is so beautiful.
I swear it want on for any of that.
(waves crashing)
- I was just laughing because we're over here
not looking at our stuff that Masocko told us specifically
told us to look at.
And then Masocko like runs by.
- She's the freakin winner.
Hold on, sorry, it's a very salty ocean.
This is every moment that I want to be spending
of my life is doing that.
- [Damon] Get back in!
(upbeat music)
♫ Come on let's drive around
♫ Take the top down fool around
♫ Come on let's drive around
- Oh man, it's time to leave Masocko.
- [Masocko] I'll see you in like three hours.
- Where we going next?
- The Holiday Inn.
(laughs)
- Alright, that's a wrap.
- The end of the road for visit.
- Yeah, make sure you comment below.
Did I do it right, guys?
(laughs)
- Yeah just comment below.
- Comment below.
- Okay, buh bye.
- Bye.
- Muah.
- [Damon] Are you taking your laptop?
- No I'm on vacation for 24 hours.
- I woke and told housekeeping to go away.
- You literally hopped up like.
(laughs)
- I was going to go naked.
I do want to go boogey boarding though,
that might be fun.
- With like the one centimeter wave?
I have a rock formations imprinted on my butt.
- [Masocko] We're at another Red Robin and this is
my favorite restaurant.
- You know what, okay.
- Actors of the year.
I can't even go out with them.
- Bye bye.
- So was it good?
- You have to get your own room.
(laughs)