Tonight, a rare in person campaign event for
the very spoiled trust fund brat in a hoodie John Fetterman
who called me a liar again today and every day he calls me a liar.
We will tell you the truth about who he really is because he's a trust fund brat
phony that tries to act tough with tattoos and that hoodie.
Anyway, and in roughly five minutes he gave a speech today, he's not doing well.
You could say that stroke was beyond debilitating, it was crippling for him.
Anyway, we'll let you decide.
Now, in fact, if John the burning Sanders loving socialist, spoiled brat trust
fund hypocrite, no hoodie really cared about the people of Pennsylvania.
He probably step aside and let someone more capable run for office.
>> Okay, If the nickname that you're trying to make trend has so
many words and it's so
complex that even on a teleprompter you can't get through without stumbling.
Maybe simplified a little bit.
Also, I love the idea that he has a problem with trust fund brats.
Dude, look around at the other hosts on FOX News,
honestly like who are you going to dinner with?
Also, I just need to take issue with one thing, because he had a lot to say about
Fettermans's that was disgusting, including the idea that he'd been crippled
by, its again, it's like what Oz was doing.
It's a vicious underhanded attack against the guy who just went through a major
health crisis.
He pointed out that Fetterman likes to try to look tough with his tattoos and
his hoodie.
Look, I don't know Fetterman but he seems tough.
I don't think he needs to try to look tough, I think he just looks tough.
You know who asked to try to look tough though?
This is a bit of a throwback.
If you just started following politics in last year's you might not remember this
but take a look at this shot.
Do you know what this image is?
This is an image of Sean Hannity practicing MMA.
And do you know where this shot comes from?
Sean Hannity's show.
Now, you might have a follow up question, why exactly would he be showing
footage of him practicing MMA on his political commentary show?
I have no idea, I have no idea, but I do know that he did it multiple times.
Multiple times, he just decided to show himself punching a bag
on his political show because that's how desperate he is to look tough.
Look at the look of fury on his face as he elbows a guy's padded hand.
>> [LAUGH] >> Real tough bro.
Real tough.
You remember that JR.
>> But imagine that's your face.
I remember that he had Dana White the UFC president on as well and he showed him
videos of him doing his crowd McGraw and the grappling and the wrestling and stuff.
And it was like he was waiting for approval and Dana White was laughing but
he wasn't like he wasn't against him.
And he said, you're laughing, you're laughing and
there was this sense of like, no, he doesn't like it, I didn't impress him.
[LAUGH] I love that more.
>> There's nothing more alpha, than desperately wanting another guy's approval
and falling apart when you don't get it.
By the way, who else does problem got not recently, but I do.
You know what?
I'm gonna start playing on the show because apparently you can just do that,
to a political show, you can just show yourself exercising on it.
Come on set up right now.
>> [LAUGH] You're gonna do chrome, I've got some compared some hand pads.
>> I'm a little afraid though, apparent those things are deadly.
>> Can we show one more thing?
Can you go back to that image?
I didn't even notice his hat's on backwards.
[LAUGH] >> Yeah, it's a tough guy move.
>> [LAUGH] >> [CROSSTALK] If you have that backwards.
>> Apparently there's sun because you're wearing the sunglasses,
The other guy isn't, so why are your eyes so sensitive?
But if there's so much sun turned the other way around.
>> Now, I'm tough, I got a hoodie on too.
By the way, this whole, it's buying into your own BS,
cuz you're wearing a hoodie, that means you're a tough, scary guy.
If that's the stereotype you guys been pushing since forever that
anybody in a hoodie is coming to get you this thing that keeps people warm.
It's like if someone wears a members only jacket,
those members only jackets, they're killer.
Come on bro.
>> My God, but one more graphic, I apologize [INAUDIBLE],
if we go to this last graphic.
Asin on Twitter, who by the way, everyone should follow,
does a great job of culling the best clips from Fox News every night.
Is the section that Hannity just did it last night?
A little segment about, about Fetterman cry,
I don't even know what Fetterman supposedly was crying about.
But in the segment where Hannity is telling Fetterman to stop crying,
Hannity is like, I'm gonna sue you.
[LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> Come on dude.
Put your glasses on, turn your hat around and get tough.
Anyway, I love this race.
Fetterman needs to win and
that will just be chefs kiss on this ridiculous debacle of American politics.
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