Man…..i appreciate you guys
so much for supporting me like for real because i made alot of hard decisions to get here i spent
years working more than 40 hours a week on videos, i disappointed my family by not going to college,
i cut off friends, told some pretty personal stories to random people on the internet
(clip) but it was all worth it because im fulfilling what i believe to be my lifes purpose
making people laugh of all the perks that come with being a youtuber this is the most important
one to me making people laugh it makes me feel really good so i dont regret not one decision
i made to get here….eh well except one let me tell you about the time i broke multiple laws
for the sake of pursuing my passion
This took place near the end of my senior year of highschool
I was just getting into my channel around this time so i was struggling with the workload of
making videos and also being a student Id go to school edit videos in the morning and during
lunchtime and then at the end of the day id go home set a 1 hour timer cram all of the homework
from that day within that hour and then work on youtube videos up until around 3 am then wake
up at 7am and do it all over again i was managing it but it definitely wasnt pretty
Because my grades PLUMMETED i was barley barleyyyyy passing my classes but i valued
youtube over school so that was good enough for me fast forward to the end of the school year
and we had to take exams exams that i could not afford to fail because of the state of my grades
And of all the tests i would be taking the one that scared me the most was my calculus exam
because numbers are exact with the other classes you can finesse your way out of wrong answers
because the topics are vague For example
What is the last step of the water cycle Precipitation or rain
Christopher columbus Sailed the ocean blue or commited mass genocide
What is the hidden meaning behind to kill a mocking bird
NOBODY F@3KING KNO- Vague questions
Vague answers
you cant do that with numbers bro Like 2+2 is 4
nigga if you dont know that youre getting the questions wrong and we were so deep
into pre cal that the math tests looked like english tests ok i still do math
on my fingers ok im not catching up so the thought of this test ate at my soul
but i still focused mainly on pursuing youtube because thats what i wanted to do with my life
So i thought to myself…. ehhh i’ll just wing it yeah the test probably isnt even that long pfft
ill have a calculator the answers should be that hard to figure out youre right and even if
i fail it wont bring my grade down that much
So i keep animating and schooling until one day im in class and the bell rings but
before i get a chance to leave my teacher who ill name mrs B calls me up and says
yoyo…..are you ready for the exam tomorrow…….
Ready for th- i hope you dont plan on winging it
Wait i- the test is 5 pages long
5 pag- Event though you’ll
have a calculator if you dont know the material you wont find the answers Like 2+2 is 4 …..nigga
I get that bu- And quite frankly if you dont
pass this….you wont be able to walk the stage But listen i want the best for you so please
take this filled out study guide and go over it at home good luck man she turns
around and the only thing i can say is …….no one told me the exam was tomorrow
Im going to flunk out of highschool if i dont pass a 5 page state issued calculus exam
…...TOMORROW but instead of fold I decided to tighten up my act and actually study and
study I did I was up till at least around 4am going over that guide I had this down pack
I go to sleep wake up the next day and i genuinely i feel hyped to take this i havent
put this much effort into studying like ever so i sit in my desk with the upmost confidence
The packet gets handed to me i open the test pick up my pencil
And put that hoe right back down because I didnt know not one thing on this test bro
Not one thing I studied was ON THE TEST
What is on this paper bro *read out calculus question
WHY AM I LEARNING THIS honestly honestly
I vividly remember that It was at this point that
i really realized school was not for me and that i was not gonna go to college
This test was so confusing that i had an existential crisis
I had to cheat i had to but i had no way to do so this was an impromptu decision
and i was not gonna freestyle cheat that would do nothing but get me caught
and if i get caught im gonna fail the test and not graduate
I was stuck i start to panic and then Bell rings
Ok guys just turn in your tests in the back row
I look at the clock i panicked for the whole 2 hours
In an attempt to save my high school career I take my test up to my teacher and
I ask if i could finish my test tomorrow and since she knows my situation she generously
agrees i put my test in the back and thats when it hit me…..a master plan
that would make me pass this test *intro part 1 “the heist
*like the video* *walking noise*
So im in the back of the classroom un finished test in hand, with the weight of my entire 4 year
highschool carrer on my shoulders, and im grinning because i know exactly what i have to do. The plan
is simple whenever we take tests my teacher stays after school to grade them i know this because
I also stayed in the building after school because i was actually new to this school i
moved from sc to texas in my senior year of highschool and when i moved one of my
us history credits didnt transfer so i had to take an after school class to finish it
the bell rings all of the students leave and i go to my social studies class i sit in the
back and stare out of the door window patiently waiting for mrs b to finish grading and leave
A couple of hours pass and i hear exactly what sound i was waiting for
……..i look out the window and see her walking away “game time” I ask to go to the bathroom
I leave and then head for mrs B’s class Lucky enough for me her door
wasnt locked i walk into the dark classroom and right before i enter i stop and think
if i walk into this room not only will i be betraying the trust of my social studies teacher
but also the trust of the teacher that gave me test answers and an extra day to take the test
but ill also graduate highschool so eh walk in dont get caught so im in the room
i cant see anything but i dont want to alet anyone by turning on the light
all i had to do was grab one of the graded tests from the tray in the back,take a picture of it
so i can use it on the test, then dip simple so i feel my way to the back i get there but then
i feel something something that wasnt here before *suspence* i soon realize the jig is up im done
for i turn around because im feeling an empty test tray the tests werent in the back of the class
Which means now i had to actively look for the tests which is a problem because
i dont want to risk getting caught but im in way to deep so i have no choice but to keep going
so i turn on my phone flash light and search religiously im going through her desk,
file cabinets, everything and the whole time im doing this im shaking im paranoid i was on edge ok
But I finally find the tests under some papers on mrs b’s desk
yo….YOO THIS IS ACTUALLY WORKING I take pictures of every sheet on that test
Now that i had the merchandise i needed to escape my anxiety is on 10 right now because
its like 8:30 pm at this point and im literally behind my teachers desk
holding someone elses GRADED STATE FINAL EXAM if i get caught there is no logical
excuse i can make its over screw graduating i could get expelled, shi maybe even arrested
And almost as if it was on queue before i could even put the test back
*light on 3 angle Thee light to the room turns i feel the
coldest chill down my spine i turn around and no one …..is there i look around and realize
The lights in the room must be automatic with a sensor and i guess its delayed to save power
i never knew that because i was always in the classroom during the day
But then i realize mrs b’s room is in front of her parked car
And its night so she could very obviously see her light turn on
I try to turn it off but i cant i panic i gotta make a run for it, i put the paper back and then
Car door close A car door closes…..the
only car in the parking lot being mrs B’s THE BLOCK IS HOT i gotta get out of here
But right when i get to the door…... i hear footsteps coming from the hall
you know what footsteps im talking about *walk*
Heels *walk*
Walkytalky *walk*
Dangling keys Im compromised
Because if i walk out they will see me I freeze out of fear the noise gets louder
louder and louder the lock to the door unlocks the door swings opens and then