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Thank you very much.
Well...
I thought that was interesting.
Ride or die.
I can't get Robin to get on back of my motorcycle.
I got her on the back one time
and we rode down the street and she's like
get me off of this.
Oh, so scary.
It was so scary.
Yeah, well you got on though?
I did, then I dug my helmet into your back
and I never looked anywhere at anything.
I know.
I got to the bottom of the hill
and my ribs were caved in.
He had to pull over.
He said, "Okay, this is supposed to be fun."
This isn't fun. Now she won't let me
ride anymore.
No, it's for sale.
But not my fault.
Anybody wants to buy a couple of motorcycles, I got 'em.
We'll have to go in the backyard and dig up the keys though
'cause she's got 'em hidden.
I had a little mishap.
He had an accident.
Yeah.
Well that was interesting, don't you think?
Yes.
And it's astounding to me
how low somebody's self worth can get
and I mean when I say you can't fall off the floor,
that's what I'm talking about,
you can't fall off the floor,
that's as low.
When somebody says, look, I'm hooked up with a prisoner,
I know he's violent,
I know he commits crimes of violence,
he says I got a dead soul and a black heart
and he's going back to prison
which means he's gonna commit a crime
and when he does I'm gonna be with him.
Now, seriously?
That's when you say I don't value myself at all
and I got to help that.
And that's why I said I don't,
I'm not offering them couple's therapy,
I do not want to offer that couple therapy.
I want to get her away from him
and talk to her.
You see people fall in love
and if you've got loved ones, kids, whatever,
and they're just blindly following somebody,
that's not love, that's lack of self esteem,
that's lack of self worth.
Because anytime,
and I always tell that to parents
that are trying to build a fence
around their daughters, for example,
it's not a matter of trying to control them.
If you don't want a daughter
to get pregnant when they're a teen
or a teen boy to get a girl pregnant,
we say in Texas,
you can't build a fence that's horse high or pig tight.
You can dig under a fence,
you can jump over a fence.
The only way you can control it
is to get your daughter to value herself enough to say
no you're not gonna use my body as a playground,
you're not going to do that and get me pregnant
and then you go off somewhere
and then here I am at 15 with a child.
I value myself more than that
so no, you're not going to do that to me.
That's how you keep 'em from getting pregnant
is to value themselves enough
where they say I'm not gonna do it.
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You cannot do it with a curfew
and a tracking device on their phone.
You gotta do it where they internalize it and say,
"No, I'm not gonna do it."
And this is the example of that not being the truth.
She needs to value herself enough to say,
no, you're not gonna do that with me
and I just hope I can get to her before it happens
'cause it's gonna happen.
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