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so we all know that comics are super super serious right right now you might
be thinking a just listen I thought comics were silly and for fun
well guess what you're right too
that's the joy of comics they can be whatever they would whatever they want
and yeah they could even be seriously silly and that is exactly why kentucky
fried chicken has a comic book series i'm joslyn the intern I do all the
research nobody else wants to straight from the desk
oh yeah battle KFC the kernel of two worlds the first issue of a mindless
collaboration between DC comics and Kentucky Fried Chicken to companies that
had pretty much no business collaborating in this glorious poultry
epic an evil parallel version of colonel sanders shows up known as Colonel
thunders if looking just like the colonel wasn't enough he also opened up
a chain of fried chicken restaurants called easy fried chicken you know
yes while the colonel we all know and love believes in great chicken through
hard work dedication and his secret blend of 11 herbs and spices sunders
believes in making fried chicken the fast and easy way after witnessing a
commercial for easy fried chicken the colonel decides the only way to protect
the integrity of his chicken is to lay down a Kentucky Fried smackdown
ok now if you got that was absurd get ready because things start to get real
interesting an issue to the colonel core you're probably sitting there asking
yourself why the hell are there a bunch of different colonel sanders in space
well I got one word for you multiverse more specifically the DC multiverse
which consists of a countless amount of alternate universes that all retain
similar themes normally it's pretty hard to cross between universes unless you
don't give a Kentucky Fried shit about physics
you know like the flash and his or her or its pressure
Speed Force and the next logical question is of course why why in any
universe ever would we need a battalion of kernels because somehow evil colonel
sanders managed to erase 10 of the 11 secret arts and spices from the minds of
the other cartels however each kernel remembered a different ingredient and Bo
the Colonel's came together for the sake of fried chicken across the multiverse
now let me introduce you to our cast first step is the queen of fried chicken
are Lysander's from Earth 11 Carla was the first Colonel to figure out that
they're 11 secret herbs and spices had been pilfered luckily Arliss friend
better known as Earth Elevens flash was more than happy to take the gang around
the multiverse to remedy the problem next is Colonel Sanders from Earth 19
which is a steampunk universe this Colonel is and no I'm not kidding when I
say this a detective in Gotham City who tenderizes criminals
yeah that's a thing next is gold Nell the Kryptonian colonel from Earth 22
hope and let's not forget our cartoony friend teen Sanders from the Teen Titans
go universe or futuristic Sanders from a universe currently in the 31st century
still not strange enough for you
jeez you're hard to please well just you wait because we got some sort of monster
Sanders from Earth 29 the aptly-named bizarro universe but above all by far my
favorite Colonel hailing from the post-apocalyptic earth 51 is mother
clucking chickens sanders i have no idea what sort of poetic justice has led to
the most notorious chicken killer in our universe becoming a literal chicken in
another 20 also earth 51 flashes some sort of puma man too so there's that
oh and then off panel they somehow collected cowboy colonel in a Soviet
Colonel you know just to balance out stereotypes
now that they got the whole game together what's left who have been up
daddy Colonel shutters and finding out how we wept their memory of course and
the answer to that is my favorite part of this whole stupid adventure I should
you not the mind wiping themed is none other than done
Colonel Grodd that's right an evil psychic gorilla chicken capitalist
despite Colonel Grodd psychic abilities the colonel core prevails and Grodd end
up spending time with her aimer with the day saved the moral of the story is hard
work pays off and well chicken is yummy
oh damn it why did I just now think about calling the colonel and getting
him to sponsor this episode I could have had so much free chicken
holy hell who knew the colonel was such a badass
I guess we did though because we did the dvx with them against this evil clown
monstrosity thing you should go check that out its out its been out for a
while
it's pretty fun we've also got a death battle coming out soon as next week
tracer vs Scout you are first member you get to see early might even say you
could see it first
I'm sorry that was really bad but you can join the first membership by
clicking the link below and have fun watching that also more desk of death
battle is coming soon i'm sure i'm not really sure why I'm here I'm not even
part of this episode I mean the death battles are not in desk of ok ok thanks
bye