Hey kids, who's your favorite cat?
Wilber.
I said, who's your favorite cat?
Wilber!
Who's the craziest, silliest, friendliest cat?
It's Wilber the Cat!
Hey, that's me!
Yay!
[hiccup]
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Hey I'm Wilber the Cat and welcome to my crib!
You may remember me from the cat in the movie A Halfway House Christmas.
Come on in. Take a look around.
This is the most important room of the house: the kitchen
This is where I eat. I get my grub on and I always have the munchies.
I have to watch my weight though.
And this is the living room.
As you can see, there's not much for me to do in here.
Sometimes I'll take a nap in front of the TV.
Next, we have the dining room.
I like to sleep on the table when nobody's looking though.
Back through the kitchen.
Mmm. Food and more food.
And here's my litter box.
This is where I poop.
Like a big cat.
Can't you turn that off while I'm taking care of business?
Come on buddy.
[fart]
Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
Okay, this is difficult to talk about
but I'll try my best.
This is the lost love of my life: Daffodil.
I don't know why she left me.
She never even said goodbye
and I miss her so much.
It's my little Daffodil.
So let's go upstairs.
This is where I do my modeling.
How about a photo shoot?
It'll cost ya!
How does my hair look?
Is it time for my close-up?
Wilber!
Oh no! Not now!
Is that you?
I know you're out there. I can hear you.
[thunder]
I am Vrooom the Vacuum Cleaner
and it is time for me to eat some dirt.
Pick on someone your own size!
[vacuum]
Stop chasing me!
Why are you so loud?
Stop!
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
Is he gone?
Well, back to the house!
This is my favorite place to sleep.
I know it's a shoe box.
But it's very comfortable.
And it's a perfect fit.
[snoring]
[yawn]
How long was I out?
Do you smell that?
I know who that is!
Wilber the Cat!
So we meet again!
Come on Ralph Mouse! You know you're not allowed in the house!
You will never catch me.
Look! There's a bird!
[mouse laughing]
Doh!
[mouse laughing]
And don't come back!
[mouse laughing]
That's okay.
I'll just stakeout the room for a little bit.
Just to make sure he is gone.
I can wait.
I've got all day.
That mouse chase got me all out of breath.
[burp]
Oh my! Excuse me!
So as you can see, I have a pretty good life here.
I get tons of attention.
I can eat when I want.
I sleep wherever and whenever I want.
I couldn't ask for anything more.
But even though I look happy,
I am still sad.
I find myself thinking about Daffodil and and how different my life could be.
I mean, I've changed.
I'm not the same cat.
Please come back to me Daffodil.
Please come home.
I promise things will be different.
I know I'll see her again someday.