Let's take a moment to talk about dating apps,
the quickest and most convenient way
to meet a few dozen psychopaths.
These days, practically every single person in the world
is on an app, like Tinder or Bumble.
But apparently, not everyone feels like those apps
are serving their needs.
We are back with some headlines,
calling all conservatives.
A new dating app called The Right
Stuff just might give you a chance
to meet your true match.
It was funded by Peter Thiel, but founded by former
officials in the Trump administration who had a hard
time finding like-minded people to date
on the existing dating app that often
made them feel unwelcome.
Yeah.
Some of my friends would try to use the apps.
They'd-- the minute they became--
it became known that they were working for Trump,
the date immediately ended.
That happened several times in my friends.
INTERVIEWER: Really?
Yeah.
Girls would just get up and leave or abruptly
try to end the date.
[laughing]
OK.
Well, to be fair-- to be fair, you
can't assume these women left the date
because of your politics.
You can't assume that.
I mean, let's be honest.
Trump staffers got fired, like, every week, right?
Every single week, they were getting fired.
Maybe they just didn't want to date someone
who was about to be broke.
You don't know.
It's like, where do you work?
I work for Trump.
Oh, not for long.
And also, I call bullshit on this whole story.
When does anyone go on a date and not know what
the person does ahead of time?
It's 2022.
We all have the internet.
Let me tell you something.
By the time you get to the restaurant,
you know their job, their friends, their dating history.
If they've taken a picture on a beach after the year 2005,
you've seen it.
But either way, none of this will be an issue anymore,
thanks to The Right Stuff, a new dating
app just for conservatives that launched over the weekend.
And once people started signing up,
it was immediately clear that this
isn't like other dating apps.
Because there are prompts for things
like Favorite Bible Verse.
Well, that's fine.
Favorite Conservative Pundit.
Huh.
And January 6 was blank.
Yeah.
So good luck out there, all you conservatives
hoping to match with that special FBI
agent monitoring the sites.
And look, there's nothing wrong with having
a conservative dating site.
Nothing wrong at all.
There are plenty of apps where you can meet people
with, like, the same religious beliefs, apps
where you can meet fellow farmers.
There's even an app where you can connect
with other diehard Star Trek fans,
which I think is super cool.
It's great being able to avoid that awkward conversation
about still being a virgin because now
you can just assume, you know.
He's like, you, you, yeah.
Hey.
But if you ask me, you ask me, these apps are just one more
way that people are retreating further and further
into their own little bubbles, where
you spend all your time with other people
who are just like you.
And in my opinion, that's a little sad,
which is why I'm glad.
Thanks to The Daily Show, there is another new dating app
that's coming out soon that takes
a much different approach.
MAN: Are you tired of going on dates with someone
who's just like you?
So you also support, uh, gun control?
Yeah.
MAN: Boring.
Why not try a dating app that's guaranteed to create a spark?
Introducing Hate [bleep].
At Hate [bleep],, we'll help you find someone
you absolutely despise, so you can bang out your differences.
That's why to me, January 6 was one of the worst
days in American history.
Really?
Yeah.
I was there on January 6.
I thought it was a blast.
People like you make me sick.
My place is five minutes away.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
MAN: With America more divided than ever,
hate has become the defining emotion of our times.
And Hate [bleep] is here to make the most of it.
Here's how it works.
When you sign up, you fill out a detailed survey
about your most impassioned political beliefs.
Then Hate [bleep] will use a proprietary algorithm
to find someone who thinks those beliefs ain't shit.
Because you can't see red or blue when the lights are out.
I want the lighting.
Sorry, that's going to affect that.
Oh, my god.
You're such a pussy.
MAN: Hate [bleep],, helping America come together.