TOOTTOOT
Oh god it's been a while. AHM It's also been a while since I played this!
So I'm gonna get into it solo first. It's been a long time since I played this again,
It's been a month and I played a couple of rounds when I came back, but I was FUCKIN AWFUL at it
So I want to get better at it again
Ho- bO-yO-yOiNg
wOhOhOu!wO!!!!!!!!!
wOHOUOHUOU
oKaY!
my- *laughs*
GOOD FUCKING SHOT, MY DUDE, HOLY HELL
tHat wa- hOHouHouHouhOUouh
oFF TO A GREAT START!
*intense emo rock as jack looks like he has never heard a guitar before *
HWHAT?!
Fuckin' PUMPED AND READY TO GO NOW PUMPED LIKE A S h O t G u N
oH wHat dID I- wHAt diD I hIT?!
Oh my god, Jesus Christ!
d-oh fuck
FUCK YOU!
*Giggles in excitement*
***INHALES***
Okay. what the- what the fuck am I pressing?
*Plays trumpet*
There we go GoOd ToOt - g O o D tOoT-
HOU HOUUUU
What's up? LIL' BOI *says with extreme excitment *
Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a second.
Calm down will ya?
* Jack being amazing and shootin all da BOIS in da game because he a fuckin boss *
OoOo MAMA
*Plays Trumpet*
YES!!!
Oh fuck.
*dies*
***EXHALES***
And thus
Jack does not go out with a- with a bang...
He goes out with a fart
*laughs
Oh no
No!!!
*Sighs*
awwh feels bad (bang) Awh I know awws alot bang bang. He shot me down.
AUWGHH
Epps and toots
*Plays trumpet sadly*
Shit man!
I was too busy shooting that guy! I was- did not- focus on the other guy! That was good though he melted me.
and then I did the thing where my
Mouse goes off screen, and I clicked outside, so that's why the sound disappeared
But oh well HAHA I died! FUCK! Ahm right let's let's do some squads. Let's see what happens. Let's see if we can get some ah
*Claps 4x)
It's good seems some good squads going.
Hello team!
*no response*
(Crickets In Background)
That's okay.
Here dude!
There-ya-go
Pick one. Okay, I don't have more than that!
You're gonna have to fight over it. Okay? There ya go. I don't want to take my slurpy slurp Just yet
cause it'll fuck up the rest of myyy stuff.
okay. we're coming CATASTROPHE!!
FOOTBAAAALLLLL!!!
Wow alright this place is attacked let's bounce
I-I heard shit in French and that was it.
oKAy we're back in.
preempt the victory toots
Hey friends I got a victory toot for us that we're going to win listen
That's it, we're gonna win cuz of that.
random dude- okeh
Ok, I was expecting more of an "oKaY!!!!!!" but...
okay i don't speak French
WHAT
THAT'S A LOT OF FRENCH!
GET EM!
OKAY! OKAY!! OKAY!!! OKAY!!!!
ARRÊTE!!
C'EST TRÈS DIFFICILE!! ["it's very difficult"]
c'est très difficile this is how the guy talk when he was French he talk like dis
it's scary it was creepy normally I'd be like okay
Maybe it's super late. Maybe it's like 4 a.m.
somebody's trying to sleep in the house, so he has to whisper but no it's 7:41 here, which means that it's 8:41 in France.
but maybe he's
French Canadian, which wouldn't make sense why they'd put him in a European server
Oh well
Ooo, floating pickaxe.
GHOOOOSSSTTT!!
G H O S T S !!!
Okay, they're not ghosts anymore okay, never mind moments over yo, I'm Jack welcome to my crib
My cribs got... fucking nothing in it.
WOAHOHOUH
WHAT A SHOT
That makes me feel good. I'm talking downtown if you know what I mean. Okay stick together feople stick together
Did I just call them feople?
Stick together feople start the pit autobots roll out
Thanks optimus guys, can you roll out, please?
i'm all alone :(
i'm all alone!
cHHHRIst, wow. WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DON`T SUCCEEE-...
Man, I didn't build and I ran away from my team. That's on me
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go now. You just- steal my kill?
That's fine
You steal the kill, I'll get the gun. good job team. We're workin well. We're doing good! We're- we're fuckin-
[mating call]
You hear that one? that was- that was the mating call of the South African elephant ah
AHH No
Dang! AHH, I wasn't quick enough to build!
Casper doH Casper fight back! ah
CASPER!
Casper died
Yeesh
Yeeshey. Yeeshey. YeEShEY
I got one kill anarchy retail anarchy retail, which one do you want to pick? It's up to you my dudes
FUCK!! Whenever people are, like, on top of me I do all the stupid things. Let's fucking GO!
LETS DO IT
FAAAACK
You sh-saving your buddy in there? Fuck dammit!
Hey, that was okay, I was I was getting hits I was getting kills
Did they change- they changed something about the guns I've heard a lot of people talk about that
But I don't know what they actually changed you wanna go retail
I'm getting no feedback
Or how about dusty
dude I'm jumping
They didn't jump oh
Where-Where-Where are you going then halo warrior? Where are you going?
You didn't mark anything, and then you just go oh, I'm going tilted
Is that where you're going I have no idea why tilted halo
Why tilted? you see the problem with this halo warrior is that? I am not good in this location?
and never have been no no no no
what are you doing
You have an edit tool what the fuck where was that even from oh shit?
my gun didn't shoot when I changed weapons it didn't shoot!
AHHHHHHH
AAAAAHHHHH
AAAAHHHHHHH
i switched it and was clicking and nothing was coming out of it, and then it suddenly started shooting oh
Is that the weapon delay thing they added I didn't know that's what they added... hello, my dude oh
this is gonna be a good one haha you get knocked down but you get back up again
Okay, a little too too enthusiastic. How's it going, dude?
Jesus..
freaking marpeck
Oh my god, that was fucking atrocious by me
No problem man, okay we in this
but just fucking barely, but for anyone wondering
That's a porta fort it's literally a ball that you drop on the ground and it builds that entire thing in a second
And you were just fucking saw somebody Oh
oh my God
What is wrong with me, what is wrong with my shots, what is wrong with me
Geez that was so bad
You got this dude you can do it
Good effort man oh no oh no oh shit that glider has wings
That's so cool
Hey everybody
He missed it woah fuck yes, oh
uh oh...
oww...
muahaahhahahahahahhahahaah
huhohhoohohohoho FUCK
that was fun
26 health Jesus
I don't have the ammo or the health to continue this
But I do have the steely determination no one has to know we're here
Oh shit except him except both of them
They knew didn't they they knew I was in there I see you guys enjoy the purple scar
A pinched my own finger in it fuck no you don't want to drop. Where are you dropping? Why do people do this?
Okay at least you put down something
I don't like it when people don't put down anything and they don't communicate with you. Oh
Jesus neighbor you got good eyes neighbor
That's good. It's good. Keep it up neighbor. keep it up
I just realized that everytime I get into a round with somebody I say their name like
700 times
Like watching an episode of Rick and Morty where we heading into anarchy ooh ooh 21 left
Including us Bush, baby
You do realize they're gonna spot us from a mile away with that thing on, huh?
You ever think about that just
All they need to do is spot you once and then you're dead that's okay Bush, baby. That's okay
That's okay, it's not okay
No no
kaduche is is down. No. I just killed four dudes. You can't do this to me kaduche
My heart is fucking pumpin like the club right now
All of the toots for me
DAMN IT
See this why I hate sitting in one place and then building up all my shit, and then you step outside and you're dead
Man but no one's gonna be able to take that fucking quad kill away from me where am I going?
who am I kidding it's always matter town as a tow matter of fact. I'm gonna land in tomato town
When I was playing this on my own I
Was in squads and somebody asked. Where do you want to go or I said?
There's some people in tomato town and one guy was like
What can you say how you say that vegetable again, and I said tomato, and he just laughed at me
what the fuck dude?
what the hell is going on? I have to reload.
I have no building materials
FUCK!
Song of people song of people this is song of people when you try to kill everyone in Fortnite
But then they shoot you in the face that is their bad one
I wish I could be good at this game, but I do not have the time to practice all the day
That's my song of people weeee!
what are you trying to do to me?
He actually almost got me that's bad me AH i was just about to get my toots
FUCK!
That's my toot of defeat
I thought none of those shots was gonna hit, and I thought I was gonna eat my own ass, but no all I eat are
All I eat are trumpet toots, I just broke the trumpet oops the whole arse of it just fell off
Goddammit
WHAT THE!!
Have no idea what happened I clicked I fat-fingered so many different things
Okay, no I needed that oh
My god that could have been disastrous, okay, I don't need you
awh fuck
Fuck I switched weapons, and then I switch back Oh
Fat fat fatty fathers the fattiest of fats
The trumpets dead
aww sorry buddy
Okay, I think it is a good time to end a stream because I have some other stuff that I need to get done today
It was fun though. It's it's good. Just to get back into it. I didn't expect me to win any of those rounds
I just wanted to play it to try and see if I could actually
Kill anybody anymore cuz it's been a quite a while since I played it properly, but it was really really fun
I had a lot of fun playing it, and I hope you guys did too
And thank you all for sitting around here and joining me today
I'll see you in the next one which will probably be very very soon
Bye!