- What's my named shortened? - Nic.
- Nic. ♪ N-N-N-N-N-N-N-Nick ♪
- (both) ♪ Nickelodeon! ♪ - What are we doing today?
- Today, we're doing Try Not to Eat: Nickelodeon Edition.
- Cartoon food! I mean, that's gonna be all the junk food
that you don't eat on a regular basis. - Zoey 101, Victorious.
- Oh my gosh! - Ooh, I've always wanted
a spaghetti taco. - Anybody who brings us SpongeBob
has gotta be good. - Ma-haw!
- Ma-haw! - (server) And here's your
triple gooberberry sunrise, sir. - SpongeBob!
- Oh! - Oooooh! (speaks gibberish)
- Oh, the triple gooberberry sundae. - I'm a goofy goober!
- Waiter! - I'm a goofy goober!
- SpongeBob is my comfort show. - Nicole, this is gonna be
the hardest episode ever in my life.
- ♪ I'm a goofy goober, yeah ♪ - Yeah!
- ♪ You're a goofy goober, yeah ♪ - Yeah!
- Goofy goofy goofy goofy goober! - All aboard to-- Sharon!
- There's not a chance. - I'm on the same boat.
I'm going in. - Do it!
- We are bad influences to each other. - Woo, baby!
- Woo! - (PvF) All aboard Goofy Goober's
Ice Cream Party Boat, because we've ordered up
a SpongeBob and Patrick favorite: a triple gooberberry sunrise!
Just be careful not to get an ice cream headache.
- Waiter! - Waiteeer!
- Waiteeeeer! - Waiteeer!
- Ah, should I do it? - ♪ I'm a Goofy Goober! ♪
- (both) ♪ Rah! ♪ ♪ (both imitate guitar playing) ♪
- This is a childhood dream for me. - Mm-hmm!
- I literally have been wanting to eat this for so long.
- Anytime I watch anything that is so dramatic or so scary,
I put on SpongeBob after. - I love ice cream! I don't know!
Are you gonna eat it? I don't know! - I wanna be in this together.
- I kinda-- I think we should win today.
- But I am not a Goofy Goober today. - Yeah.
- Jaxon is. - Waiteeer!
- I'll do it if you do it. - Nope.
- Why? - Just do it! Just eat it.
- Why? - Jaxon, just do it!
- As a kid, I wanted to eat this so bad.
I wanted them to make a Disney World, but Goofy Goober Land.
- Why not? - You know what? It's gonna
flip you off. - (Jaxon chuckles)
- I could get ship faced on something like this.
- Yeah, we're gonna get cut off. - The one time I'm willing to eat it?
- Okay, fine. - If we miss out on this,
we're not touching anything else 'cause this is devastating to me.
- (sadly) ♪ I am a Goofy Goober ♪
♪ Yeah ♪ - (softly) Yeah.
- ♪ We're Goofy Goobers, yeah ♪ - Ah!
- Way to go. Look, it's mad at you. (buzzer)
- We're just gonna go like that. - (both) Ping.
- And then we're gonna put it off to the side.
- He's truly a Goofy Goober. - Yeah!
- I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
- (imitates SpongeBob's laugh) - Wow! Ethan Slater who?
- (Trina) Are you making sushi? - (Tori) Yeah.
- Oh my god, Victorious. - (gasps) Shut up.
- Spicy tuna ball? - Anything sushi, I will gobble up.
- I love Victoria Justice. - I won't be eating that.
- Yeah, I don't know about that. Although, spicy tuna is good.
- (Ryder) You're pretty. You're an amazing singer.
- You're pretty. You're an amazing singer.
- (both laugh) - Oh my god. That is a lot of sushi.
- (PvF) Who doesn't wanna try Tori's interesting creation?
This spicy tuna ball that she served on Victorious is...
well, it tastes way better than it looks.
- Oh, is that spicy mayo on top? - (PvF) Mm-hmm.
- Mmm. I-- - You don't like spicy mayo?
- I love spicy mayo! - Oh, I thought you--
- I'm a tuna and mayonnaise kind of girl.
I don't know if I'm a tuna and spicy kind of girl.
- Now that I've passed the sundae, I'm like, "Okay, I can probably
pass on this too." - This should be easy, right?
- How will you find out? - Don't tempt me, Sharon!
- I mean, like, literally. - Nicole. Nicole.
- That's not picking it up with your chopsticks!
That's holding it. I could do that. - It looks so squishy, though.
I kinda wanna... - Don't do it!
- It's less about eating it. - Don't!
- I just wanna squeeze it. - No!
- There you go. - (laughs)
- Tori made these for you. - Listen, I love Tori.
She's a great singer. She's beautiful. - ♪ Hell to the nah ♪
- If you go to a restaurant and you order something different
that's not great, you get mad, right?
- Yeah. - 'Cause you're like, "I could've had
that one thing that I know I love!" - Uh-huh.
- Here, you get to try something. - This actually kind of
bothers me a little bit. I don't know. There's something about it
that just bothers me. - I don't go to sushi places,
so there would never be really a time unless I was forced
to go to a sushi place. - Are they actually amazing?
They must be-- what are you doing?! - Oh!
- Ooh, it's good. - (Travis) I bet!
- (Rocko) Hey, a package for me!
- Oh my god. Rocko's Modern Life. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- (both) Rocko's mom. - Ooh.
- (in "Australian" accent) Triple A Australian outback beef right th--
ah, amazing! - Beef!
- Triple A! - Love a good beef.
- (in "Australian" accent) This right here, amazing!
- (laughs) - Okay, that's me, though.
- Right? - Yeah.
- (Rocko) I better put this one in my secret place.
- Put this one-- he's gotta put this one in his secret place.
- In his secret place. - Oh my god. It's on a grill.
- ♪ Ahhhhh ♪ - Oh, damn.
- Aw! I love that. - Bam-bam! Bam-- oh my god.
Those actually look really good. - (gasps)
- Oh my-- (laughs) - (PvF) Sharon!
- Oh, you know what? - You should've put it
in your secret place. - (PvF) We've got Rocko's
top secret stash of Triple A Australian outback beef.
And we grilled up one tantalizing burger.
You better eat it before Heffer shows up.
- Mm-hmm! - I'm gonna go in too.
(buzzer) Mm-hmm.
- Yup! - And it's right to our noses.
It's like, "Smell me. Eat me." - There's bacon and jam on it.
And onion jam? Stop! - I'm not a big barbecue girl,
but this is kinda good. - See?!
That's what happens when you try new things!
- I wanna hear your accent. I wanna hear--
- (in "Australian" accent) Crikey, matey.
- Oh, god. Oh, god. - Matey? Are you a pirate?!
- I just wanna be like Squidward and just, like...
do a little bite. - Nooooo! It'll go to your thighs!
- (laughs) - And then you'll explode!
- You should've eaten it like-- you should've grabbed the whole thing.
Just... - (in "Australian" accent) All right.
Let's see if this blows Macca's out of the water.
All right? - Ooh!
- If I touch it, do I lose? - Yes!
- Really? - Ahhhhhh!
- (in "Australian" accent) I wouldn't say Macca's is better. I think--
- He said, "More." - It's great!
- It's really good. - This is a good burger!
- Mm-hmm. - And Americans just exaggerate them.
- You don't say "nar." You say "nur."
- Yeah, but have you heard an Australian do an American accent?
It's like, "Oh my god, like..." So, we do it. We could do it.
- Are they accurate, though? Yes! - Noooo!
- Travis, if you cave right now,
I'm going to be so mad. - I am not! We're at round three!
- Look at it. It's smiling at you! - Well, Jaxon touched it
and I don't want it. (laughs) - That's...!
- Please take it away! - Put that lid on top of that--
- Get out of here! - Right now.
- Ba-dish! - I need to start bringing Tupperware.
- We call it Sharware around here. - Sharware. My bad.
- Why are you not eating the burger, Izzy?
- Because Jaxon touched it. - I'm l-- I--
- I wanna save room, but I need another bite of this.
I'm sorry. - It's good, huh?
- It's really good. - Mm-hmm.
- ♪ I'm a goofy goober, yeah ♪ - Don't even. Don't even.
- (laughs) - Don't even.
- Rugrats! Baba! - Let's go!
- Reptar. - Ay, Reptar Cereal!
- See, it turned out green. That's the cool part.
- Reptar Cereal! - Oh my god. This is one
of those things that I feel like I saw as a kid and I was like,
"I want it." - (laughs) He's like, "Ah-ha!"
- Reptar, Reptar. - Oooh.
- I've never had Reptar Cereal in my life.
- (PvF) Sharon, I'm getting back to my seat! Sharon, I'm here!
- You gotta hurry. - Sharon!
- What? - Ah-- (sighs)
A favorite of the Rugrats crew, we've got a box of Reptar Cereal
that'll for sure-- - Don't. Don't!
- (sighs) - Jack Jerry!
- (PvF) We've got a box of Reptar Cereal that'll for sure
change the milk to green. - You almost broke my heart!
- I almost caved. - I go from 53 to 10
on Nickelodeon episodes. - Are you gonna lose?
- (PvF) If I pour this, do I lose? - Yes.
- Do it, do it, do it. - Don't!
- I'm so tempted to do it. - Jack!
We're so close! - I should turn my back on you.
(buzzer) - It does turn the milk green.
I love that! - Your poop's now gonna be green.
- (laughs) - Jack! Jack! Jack!
- I need to satisfy myself! - No! Jack!
- Care about myself! - Jack! Pull back! Pull back, Jack!
Abort! Oooh! - Izzy, you're not trying
Reptar Cereal? - Izzy, try the goddamn cereal.
- I'm thinking about it. - Right now!
- I don't think I'm gonna do it, but it smells really good.
It smells almost like-- it's a little bit chocolatey.
- One bite isn't gonna kill you. - But it will.
(buzzer) - (sighs) I don't know
what the punishment food is, Nicole! - You have to eat it anyway!
- Ahhh! But not that much. - Can I lick the spoon?
- (PvF) No! - I do like when my poop
changes color, though. - (laughs)
- Have you had a Sprinkles cupcake? It turns it red.
Blue ice cream from Afters. Blue poop.
Pepto Bismol? Black poop. - You know, they sell--
- You have watched this show, and you just said,
"I always wanted to know..." - Yes.
- "...what these tasted like." - Okay. Fine!
- It's Reptar! - (PvF) It's Reptar!
Eat it. - I'm physically exhausted
by not eating. - Oh!
- That's so good! - That's really good cereal.
- Aren't you glad you tasted 'em, because I couldn't--
I can't tell you what it tastes like because there isn't--
- But now I'm even more confused. - It's like marshmallow-y.
- Yeah, and peanut butter. - It is good.
- See? Aren't you glad? - A little bit.
- See? - Booohooo!
- Friendship or food? - Oh, so great! Pick your--
you take your pick, Jack. - I'm gonna do friendship.
- Ahhhhh! Yay! - (T-Bo) You wanna buy a doughnut?
- iCarly! - Is that a doughnut on a stick?
- Doughnut kabob! - T-Bo!
- (laughs) - He puts tacos on a stick.
- T-Bo is the best character! - Oh. Wait.
Wait a minute! - This man has precision.
- That's right. That's right! - I'm dead.
- Are we getting all of this?! - Pickles on a stick!
- I would love a pickle right now. I need a cleanse.
- Muffin on a stick? - Everything's better on a stick.
- You actually put tacos on a stick. - You did it.
- I thought-- - Yeah, buddy!
- (PvF) T-Bo is the ultimate salesman on iCarly.
And not only can he put any food on a stick--
like tacos, doughnuts, cupcakes, and pickles--
he also makes one awesome smoothie. - Food tastes better on a stick.
- I will not be eating this, good as it looks,
because I have to not eat one! - You didn't eat the sushi.
- Not eat two! - (sighs)
- (Jack) This is impressive. I'm not gonna lie.
(buzzer) - Yeah, it's fine.
It's fine. - (vocalizes)
- This isn't the part that's bothering me. It's...
- This. - ...this!
- Show some form of restraint, Nicole! - Why?
- I don't know. (snickers) - What kind of shake is it?
That's my question. - Ash's triple berry explosion.
- They're cute little pickies. - To me? I won!
Look at all these great foods I got to try.
- Why are you so good at that? - Because it's just a lot--
don't eat my pickle. Just kidding. Just kidding.
- Stoooop! No! - Can I be really chaotic
and eat it from the inside? - (PvF) You can do whatever
you wanna do. - You do you, man.
- I don't want the stem. (buzzer)
Okay. - Try a mini pickle.
- I've had a mini pickle. I like bigger pickles.
- Try a mini pickle, Izzy. - I like large pickles.
- My hand. I wanna lick it. - Don't!
- The fruit sticks, the meat sticks, I just don't enjoy it.
I have to take it off and put it on a plate.
And that's why I'm saying no. - But then we've missed the sundae.
We've missed everything else. That's not-- don't do it!
Are you crazy? - They're good pickles, aren't they?
- Yeah! - It's those little Gerswhin pickles,
however you say it. - Ooh, I'm so scared!
You're gonna poke your eye out. - I risked friendship for you.
Come on! - I will also refrain!
We're right at the end! - What if I'm eating it?
I'm like...ah-chew. - Ah. Ahhhh.
The power of friendship compels us. - Yeah, friendship is more powerful
than food. - Friendship-- (laughs)
- The power of Ash is about to compel you.
- No. - Oh, no!
- Mm. And I got-- - ♪ Pickles and tacos ♪
- (PvF) What'd you think of iCarly? - I blame Sam for how I am now
as a person. - Tell me how it is. It looks so good.
- It's so frickin' good! Of course. I made it.
- (PvF) That is it. That is our challenge.
- What?! - (PvF) Congratulations!
Just Travis and Jack! - Yes!
- Ah! YES! We did it! By the power of friendship!
- Friendship wins! - We crushed it.
- You were able to avoid these delicious dishes.
and for that, we've got a sweet feast.
But first, don't you wanna see the prize you're missing out on?
- I do. - No!
- I do. - I don't.
- All right! Dessert for breakfast! - Avatar!
- It's Avatar! - The Last Airbender!
- Dessert for breakfast! - I love Avatar: The Last Airbender.
- LET'S GOOOOO! - Oh! Dessert!
- No! - This might be the best prize ever.
- Yeah, Sokka. What's your problem, man?
- Yeah! - That's me. I'm Sokka right now.
Oh my god! But I love mochi!
- Oh my god. - Look at how beautiful that is.
- Ah, bring it in! - Sugar!
- Bring it in!
- (PvF) Aang knows the best breakfast is having dessert for breakfast.
So, from Avatar: The Last Airbender, we've got a sweet feast
with mochi wagashi, cheesecake, isobeyaki, and a bunch
of other fun treats. - Boom.
- To friendship. - Mmm. Oh yeah.
- Oh my god. Look at that mochi! - Look at that.
- Can I touch it? I touched it. I'm so sorry.
- (PvF) No! Stop touching the mochi! - Sorry.
- Ohhh, red bean! - That looks--
I don't even know what that is. - Yeah!
- That looks so good. - (PvF) Stop touching the mochi!
- It's like eating a cloud. - Really?
- I'm like ♪ Ahhhh ♪ ♪ (angelic choir) ♪
- This one's so squishy. - (PvF) Stop touching all the mochi!
- I would've never said that we would have a better dessert
than a sundae. This is better than the sundae.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Sharon, Sabrina, Izzy, and Jaxon,
you were all tempted. And for that, you must...
(coughs faintly) suffer the consequences?
- I don't know what that means, but I don't like it.
- (Kenan) Put some hot sauce in there, 'cause you know
we love hot sauce. - Hot sauce, immediately no.
- Ohhhh! - Kenan and Kel?
- No. Why? - Ooh, I like pickle juice. So...
- This is the secret sauce for Good Burger. This is...
- Why? - (whistles)
- That's disgusting. - (Kel) How 'bout some orange soda?
- Wow, they're babies. That's so crazy to see.
- No. - No.
- (Kel) I do, I do, I do, I do, ooh.
- I do, I do. - I do, I do, I do.
- Oh, give me the one with pulp. - Yeah, that's what you get.
- (PvF) Kenan and Kel have blended up their classic cold cure
made with fried chicken, cough drops, eggs, sardines,
hot sauce, marshmallows, mustard, orange soda, and pickle juice.
- I can smell the cough drops. - Sometimes, people are like,
"You know, if you lose, you may as well just eat the whole thing."
- I don't like you very much right now, Nicole.
- No, because you take less of the punishment.
And y'all don't understand how bad it can be.
- It was that full when I-- - That was the tiniest swig ever.
- Oh. Oh my. No. - That should count as four.
- Is that better? - I could smell the cough drop.
It smells refreshing. Oh god. Don't do that.
- I would've died, dude! - Eating that sundae
would not have been worth it. - Sardines and anchovies?
- You know what? The pickle juice helps.
Pickle juice always fixes everything. It fixes your problems.
It fixes your life. It fixes your relationship.
- It just reminds me of when I'm drunk and I drink pickle juice,
so I'm not hung over the next day. So...
- (gags) - Ahhhh!
- We've really got to toughen this girl up.
- (PvF) Well, that does it for today. Any final thoughts?
- Just give me a sec. Nicole, just give me a sec.
- It's just so... - I'm letting it settle.
- ...thick. - Okay, I don't know why
I hold it my mouth for longer. - I know, right?
- It's like my body won't let me swallow it.
Why did I let Sharon manipulate me?
- Chef Ash, cheers to another lovely episode.
- (coughs faintly) - Well, there's your cold cure.
Thank you guys so much for watching. Be sure to like, subscribe,
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- Bye. - Bye.