Oh.
SpongeBob to Sandy. SpongeBob to Sandy.
Come in, Sandy.
Sandy to SpongeBob. I got my ox in a ditch here.
[grunting]
I'm way off course. [grunting]
The scallops are eating the balloon!
[grunting]
They're everywhere!
Aw, shoot! We're going down, SpongeBob!
Switch to plan B!
No, no, B, Sandy! No, B! No! Oh.
Uh, Patrick, you know how sometimes
you plan something special and things don't just work out?
No...no...eh-gee!
Holy mackerel! Is it hot up here or what?!
No, stop, Patrick! No!
- Patrick, don't! - No! No!
Patrick! Patrick, don't! Don't!
Patrick, here it is!
What's that?
It's a handshake... a friendly handshake.
A handshake? That's the big gift?
You got me a handshake?
A friendly handshake. Happy Valentine's Day!
[laughing]
[music playing]
[sighing]
I've been thinking.
At first, a handshake doesn't seem like much,
but really, it's the thought that counts.
SpongeBob, I just wanted to thank you
for this box of chocolates.
Eh, no problem, Fran.
I mean, even though I was expecting more...
Thanks for the roses, SpongeBob. Happy Valentine's Day.
You too, Dave.
...and not that it matters
that we've been friends for so long...
Hey, SpongeBob. Thanks for the bike.
Can you believe this guy? I just met him this morning.
So, as I was saying...
Excuse me, do you guys have the time?
[screaming]
Patrick needs love too!
[screaming]
[thudding]
[cheering]
[grunting] I defy you, heart man!
[screaming]
Attention, everyone.
There's a chubby pink starfish on the loose.
[screaming]
Heart on stick must die!
[screaming]
[grunting]
Heart on stick must die!
[screaming]
[gasping] Patrick!
[babbling]
[screaming]
Give me SpongeBob!
[laughing]
You broke my heart!
Now I'm gonna break something of yours!
Okay, Patrick, I know I deserve this.
But, do they?
They didn't get me anything either!
Nope, it's too late for that now...
for all of you!
[growling]
Yee-haw! Get along, little shellfish!
Gallop, you scallops!
Yeah! Sandy's here! Woo-hoo!
Look, Patrick, it's here! It's here!
The best Valentine in the whole wide world is
right behind you!
Sure it is.
I'm telling you, it's right there!
Turn around!
- Uh-uh. - Patrick, just turn around!
- Turn around! - You nincompoop!
Turn around!
You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?
Yes! Turn around!
No.
Turn around! Turn around!
Nuh-uh. I'm gonna say this once
and I'm not going to say it again, so pay attention.
I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around
for any reason... ever!
[Sandy] Howdy, Patrick!
Hi, Sandy! [gasping]
[babbling]
Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick!
Yay! Yay! My valentine!
Hey, is this solid chocolate?
Patrick, no!
Aw, SpongeBob... you didn't have to get me anything.