- Hey guys, hope you're all doing all right.
We could use some more wholesomeness right now
and Animal Crossing is the equivalent,
of rubbing a puppy into your eyeball.
And if you missed the last episode,
you missed out on a whole heap of wholesomeness.
We created the island of Pickle and (chuckles),
which I'm not sure I regret or I'm happy about.
So, if you wanna watch that,
sorry, I waggle my pickle at you.
You can click the link below and get all caught up.
Ah, I already feel %5000 less anxious.
Right, I'm so excited to show you
what I've been tinkering away at since we last played.
Phily got himself a house, look at this.
I just spent about 28 minutes trying to type that out,
by the way, so I hope you appreciated it.
It's got a beautiful blue roof,
I'm no longer in a sticky tent.
I'm gonna set myself on fire, it's like Midsommar.
- No!
- Got my flowers, I actually kept the plant alive.
I've been watering them everyday.
Hydrate my children, more.
Got myself this crafting bench,
I like that Phil in Animal Crossing
already knows how to use more tools
than (chuckles) Phil in real life.
Sorry, Dad.
A bird house which is existentially confusing
because birds in this game live in houses the size of mine.
So, what the hell is gonna move in to that?
(creepy music)
I don't know, I've just ruined the bird house for myself,
I wanna burn it on the fire.
Let me give you a tour.
(laughing) As you can see,
slightly less impressive on the inside.
I've not decorated it yet.
Let's put the bed in the corner next the window.
So I opened the mailbox
and Nintendo had sent me a mini Nintendo Switch.
Look how cute.
But it's my character playing Animal Crossing,
and it's your character in that playing Animal Crossing,
and it's your character in that playing Animal.
I just stopped thinking about these deep things.
I really wanna get rid of this camo bed.
Look my character is floating.
So, hopefully we can deal with that.
Phily, switch it.
There's like nothing (laughing), I'm trying,
I'm just spreading everything to the walls of the room.
I need a chair or something there.
Leave my bag of weed there
and I'm gonna put my mirror over here.
The mirrors are actually the most exciting item in the room,
it might not look like it
but it means that we can change my appearance.
Mirror, mirror on the floor give me a more manly jaw.
I think that jaw is actually more manly than mine.
All right, what can we do?
Give that sweet quiff, oh that one's cute.
It's like me with severe bed hair
but that one's quite posh.
I would only accept it the people call me Philip.
That is what I'm gonna look like after quarantine is over.
(laughing)
I'm gonna have to cut my own hair.
Seriously it's already getting long.
I'm literally gonna look like Tom Hanks in Castaway.
I am here for the ponytail physique.
Look at that, blong, blong, blong.
Some people like bob physique, I'm into the ponytail.
(laughs)
Oh, a spiffy quiff that's what I wanna look like.
That is definitely me.
It's been 84 years since Phil opened this menu.
Oh, we don't get anymore eyes or mouths or anything.
Also, I was right, shout out to all the fairies
in the chat that chose that mouth.
There must have been a hundred comments that were like,
I'm a fairy and I feel attacked.
I'm gonna keep the mouth.
Face paint, what the freak is that?
What, what, I have a face disease.
These are all just like some kind of weird glitch.
That is very Silence of the Lambs.
Rub the lotion on my skin.
That was my first attempt to add design
as you can see the artist leapt out of me.
I'm gonna do a hard pass on the face paint, confirm.
(laughing) What's that face?
(romantic music)
Where's the smoke coming from?
♪ If there is no fire ♪
Is Hazel home?
Let me have a look.
(knocking) Hazel?
Oh yes.
If Hazel has a cooler house than me, I'm burning it down.
Okay, it's also pretty (laughs) small.
She got a table and chair though.
What's going on Hazel?
Hey, you showed up uni-wow!
I wanna chat.
Oh, hey!
Why did I say it like that?
Big news, I've officially moved from tent life.
I got a house, no sheez.
I mean, tents are cool and all,
but I can fit way more stuff in a house.
Plus, it finally feels like I actually live here,
instead of just roughing it.
You're still in a sleeping bag though Hazel,
I feel like I need to buy you a bed.
I love the clock though.
I'm gonna rip it off the wall.
Let's look at Limon's house.
Someone did something incredible art of me
wanting to steal Limon's tent.
This is by mynte.
Limon's having a lovely sleep
when suddenly raise him to a noise.
Huh?
This is my tent now, bitch.
(laughing)
That expression is so haunting.
Actually, speaking of you guys,
what the hell is your problem with pears?
I read so many comments
about how unlucky I was to have pears.
You got pears as your native fruit, I'm so sorry.
Phil got pears, R.I.P.
Bro, you got pears on your island.
What's?
Ew, pears. (mumbles)
Had to click off after you said pears
are the superior fruit, sorry, but you're wrong.
Of course Phil got pears on his island.
What does that mean?
What's wrong with pears?
I love a pear.
Have you ever sunk your teeth into a juicy pear?
You are missing out.
Everyone with their peaches,
just 'cause they're shaped like butts,
doesn't mean they're better.
I actually there's one non-pear hater which is Michelle.
You got pears, I'm so jealous.
Michelle, you can come to my island.
Everyone else can go suck on their peach.
Right. (laughing)
Can we change my outfit as well?
Oh, can you make yourself naked?
(tinkles)
I'm streaking through the island.
Put some pants on before speaking to the small raccoon.
There we go.
What's up?
Congratulations on your new home.
A home is sure to open so many new possibilities for you.
I recommend you check into the offerings from Nook Shopping.
That's good, we can hit the shops.
I swear there's a way to, oh yeah, custom design.
I can put this on my t-shirt, you ready?
(tinkles) That's cute.
That kinda looks like my merch.
Plaid, very Phil from 2010.
Oh, I like the vine pattern.
Yes, that's it, that's the one.
I am complete.
Limon gave me this purple hat, NTDO, which is cute,
but I don't wanna cover up my newly styled quiff,
so I think we'll leave it for now.
Just let the quiff bounce free.
All right, let's go see Tommy.
Let's see if he's there's anything he wants us to do.
Oh, he's got a beer on the go.
Shoved that in his pocket fast.
(electric guitar playing)
Hello, what would you want to talk to me about?
What should I do?
Oh yeah, I'm gathering materials to build a new shop.
So that's something I gotta do.
I was also waiting for the museum to be built
and it is finally ready,
so let's go have a look at what is inside.
Hello.
What's an intense face.
I fell like he's gonna have a posh voice.
Hoo, a pleasure to meet you.
My name is Blathers.
I'm exceedingly interested in the ecosystem of this island.
Aha, could it be that you are Phil,
the personage who chose the location for this tent?
Immediately got the voice right.
Now, regarding the aforementioned research,
truth be told, I'm determined to open a museum
and, henceforth, dwell on this island amongst you.
So, should you discover a new type of insect or fish.
That went a bit South African then, insect or fish?
Do be so kind as to bring it here.
Which is where you come in, wot wot.
Allow me to explain.
You see, it is not only insects and fish I plan
to display but people, (laughing), but fossils too.
There sits a substantial stretch of land beyond the river.
I was wondering if we could cross the river.
This is exciting.
I would bet my pinfeathers this is a primitive plot
to flush with the fossils I require.
Try saying that five times fast.
Primitive plot the flush with the (mumbles).
I can't just hop over it.
Silly you, I (laughing),
I have a solution as audacious as trying
to populate an entirely deserted island.
Is he gonna give me wings?
Because that would be wing-credible.
(percussive music)
With wood gathered from Pickle,
you can make a lengthy pole.
I bet you can.
This pole can be used to propel oneself across the river.
You didn't look that hard Blathy
when you we're moving into the museum
because look at all this, I've already collected.
I've been busy with my fishing rod.
It's one of my favorite things on Animal Crossing
and I've caught some beautiest beasts.
Except for this one, which looks like an alien
that is literally gonna hug my face
and inject eggs into my throat.
What, what, what, what is that?
Why is it here?
What does it want?
Stay away from my family.
Still no better fish, so I don't have a Norman yet,
but I'm holding out hope.
So, I could now give all these
to Blathers which is exciting.
All right, I'm gonna give him
the creepy sea butterfly beast.
No one in my garden anymore.
I feels like it's gonna crawl up my nose.
Make a donation.
Marvelous, what would you like to donate?
I'm gonna give you this beast.
Hootie hoo, this must be a sea butterfly.
Yeah, tell me if it came from space
and if I need to be scared.
Such mystery, such grace.
Did you know that the sea butterfly's
scientific name is Theocostoma (mumbles).
This illustrious creature is related to a snail.
Uh, so it's likely inside of a snail with no shell.
No, that would be a slug. (laughs)
What is then?
It reminds me much more of an elegant feathered friend,
the way it flies through the water.
Take it away.
Right, I need to Google what a sea butterfly is
'cause I am freaking out.
It's quite cute in real life.
Okay, I take it back, I'm a hater.
I want 12 sea butterflies.
All right, we'll come back to this later.
Did I order anything?
You've got mail.
Happy Home Academy.
Woo, congrats on your new home.
Greeting from the Happy Home Academy,
Our goal, we want to help you make your home the best
that it can be!
I mean it really needs help right now guys.
A house-warming gift is attached.
We'll have some shorts delivered as well.
All right, let's get these shorts on him
and it is a tropical island, need to get my legs out.
I think the ideal universal housewarming present
is a house plant, so let's see if they followed that theme.
I learned a DIY recipe for a wooden end table.
I'll take it.
All right, let's go shopping and then we get crafting.
What's for sale Timmy?
Ooh, a lawn chair, I mean I need a chair.
I mean I'll take whatever I can get.
760 Bells is quite pricey for a lawn chair but whatever.
Thank bro, and then let's go over here.
(laughing)
Oh, oh garden gnomes freaks me out so much
but I kinda want it.
Should I get it?
It's horrifying but I love it.
Yes, I want a creepy old man on my lawn.
Oh my god, the purple shorts are amazing.
I need them, yes.
I think I'd quite like an outdoor bench as well.
Lets do it.
So that's all gonna arrive in the mail
so I can't have it right now, sadly.
But we can get crafting, hopefully no glitter faces today.
All right, what can we make?
Right, so need that pole to get over the river.
So I need some wood and a shovel.
Oh, I've almost got all the hardwood for that,
so that's pretty easy.
That's the end table.
It's just the woodfest I need, that's easy.
Hello I'm just running at full speed
with an ax in my hand.
Watch out, Limon.
Don't put your back to me.
Staring into my fire like some kind of creep.
Work those muscles Phil.
(laughing)
Good start.
Chop, chop.
No!
That was the flimsiest ax ever, I only chopped once.
Just need a couple more woods
and we're ready to bake a cake.
Let's craft.
Oh, I can get my shovel.
Yes.
(tools banging)
Now I can dig a hole to bury the bodies.
My wood is too hard, I need it to be soft.
Ah!
Ah, no!
Oh my god, get away, get away!
No!
I'm hideous.
I must put the wasp net in my pocket.
I love that he's still smiling
despite a thousand wasps just stinging him on the eyeball.
Right, let me make my pole now.
Oh my god, if I put that in my pocket on more time,
I'm gonna delete the game.
Right, okay, here we go.
I got a pole!
So now I can jump over the river.
I can make the table as well.
Yes, hammer that wood.
My house is gonna be glorious.
Okay, I known it's a lawn chair
but I need someone to sit inside so I'm gonna put it here.
And then I can observe my plant. (laughs)
Now I'm just gonna move this
and I'm gonna put this Switch here against the wall.
That is beautiful.
Can I put the mirror on top of it?
I'm literally gonna have an actual child right now.
That is fantastic.
I'm gonna buy some medicine.
I feel like Phil is in actual pain.
Give me some medicine, my eyes are all gummy.
Emergency surgery on my face, yes that's better.
So, can we just yeet ourselves over this river now.
Ooh, a fish.
Could this be Norman?
Not at that angle, it's not.
You've gotta get it right on the nose
of the fish otherwise they don't bite.
Come on.
Yes!
Ooh, a freshwater goby.
Time to go bye-bye.
Its no Norman but I'll take it.
Yeet!
Oh that was. (chuckles)
That was fun.
I'm in an unexplored territory.
Oh my god, what is that?
Is that a shark?
Don't swim away, don't swim away.
That is huge!
Taste my rod.
(gasps)
Come on!
Nibbling.
No, oh.
I pressed it too early.
Okay let me find another giant fish.
It's back, it's back.
Nibble, come on, come on, come on.
Nope.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh my god!
What is that?
A football fish.
Is that an angler fish?
Some countries call it a soccer fish.
They are so cool and terrifying in real life.
Look at that.
I think these things are where the fossils will be,
so let's see if we can get one.
Ooh, yes, a fossil!
These must be the natural flowers of my island.
Pretty.
All right, another one.
Great white shark.
I caught a dab.
(horn honking) (laughing)
I'm sorry I had to do it, I mean you can't blame me.
What is that?
Ooh, I thought it was a fish, it's a present.
It's a (stammering).
Where do these even come from?
Is this god, is this like The Truman Show?
Wait!
Come back.
Yes!
Oh, let's see what it is.
A party garland, that is going right on my wall.
Thank you, sky Jesus.
Right, let's get back to Blathers.
Boy, do I have some gifts for you.
Here's my fossil.
Hoo, indeed, there can be no doubt this is a fossil.
It's an archelon skull.
I think I wanna keep it for now.
Look, I just wanna see how much it's worth
before I give it to the owl.
Take the skull of your ancestors.
4,000 Bells?
The owl can wait.
I'm sure I'll find another one.
The loan for the house was 99,000 Bells, so I'm sorry.
I'll take whatever skulls I can get
but the last thing I wanted to do is,
Tom Nook said I can visit someone else's island.
So, let's see what happens.
Hey, hey, welcome to your one and only gateway
to the skies, the Pickle airport.
Oh, it's you, good timing.
I wanna fly.
Just gonna strap me onto his back
and we're gonna fly into the sunset.
This is exciting, I wonder where we're going?
Maybe, I'll find something that's not a pear,
so you'll all get off my back.
DAL.
Oh, all right, we're two down
and docked at the target island.
Delta Oscar, Delta Oscar go.
First time getting your pontoons wet on tour?
Let me brief you on mystery-island procedure.
Oh, it's a mystery island.
Okay, I can keep whatever I can carry.
We're here.
Immediately seen something I don't have.
Coral, that's exciting.
Ooh, coconuts, we can grow a coconut tree.
Ah, there's an animal.
Are you stranded, rhino friend?
All right, let's go see them.
I'm coming for you.
Hello, dramatic entrance.
Well, hello there.
My name's Rhonda, You're Phil?
Wait, you came here all the way from Pickle?
You're definitely more well traveled than me.
I'm trying to fix that
by touring new places like this island.
Come to my island.
Mom always says there's magic in chance encounters,
so I'm glad we ran into each other like this.
I'm glad I ran into you, Rhonda.
It must be true what they say,
about how travel broadens your horizons.
This change of scenery is giving me
a new perspective about life.
I like it well enough, but...
Move to my island.
Oh wow, that's such a great idea.
Thank you for encouraging me.
When I ran into you, I never expected
to be invited to live on your island.
I mean, you know what they say,
meet a rhino, ask them to move in with you.
Unless you were just teasing me.
Do you really mean it, bigfoot?
The more the merrier.
Oh, this is so exciting.
I can't wait to start packing up.
We got a new villager.
She looks like a slightly sidekick grandma rhino
and I'm loving it.
I like these purple flowers, I'll get some of those.
Oh, this island has pears too.
I guess we're destined just to have pears forever.
I love them, I don't care.
I think this is another fossil here, yes.
I think we're done Dodo.
Bellbottom disco this is stovetop calculator,
do you require assistance, over.
I feel bad leaving Rhonda.
How's she gonna get home?
(sad music)
That was fun, mystery island.
It's party garland time.
I'm gonna put up on this wall,
so my bed looks less depressing.
Oh, cute!
So I'll display my flower as well.
Wear? (tinkles)
I think that is a definite improvement to my image.
Another pressy.
Ooh, a globe.
That may be a little worldly unsophisticated.
Hey, I should use the coconuts to grow some trees.
I might put some here and then maybe one day,
I can have a hammock between them.
And coconut, plant.
Pretty.
Get in my net.
A common butterfly.
How plain.
All right, BRB I'm gonna give all
of these fish to the museum.
- [Narrator] Later.
- Eeek, A yellow butterfly.
The horror, the repugnance!
(laughing)
Why is he scared of the butterfly?
Oh, he doesn't like bugs.
Doesn't he eat bugs?
He's literally steaming from his head.
We just need one more donation
and then we can open the museum.
Right, let's get out and hunt.
That must be the biggest one we've had so far.
Come to me, chomp.
Yes, here we go, come on.
No!
That is enormous.
An olive flounder, show that bad boy off.
Oh, it's bigger than me.
All right, let's give this to the owl.
I think that's everything for the museum now.
Yes, huzzah, hooray!
We have acquired the number of specimens required.
At last we can submit our application
to build a proper museum.
Oh, oh my!
I must haste and prepare for the museum opening.
There's so much to do.
Hooti hoo.
Thank you very much.
Uh, you're not gonna give me a present or anything?
He's seen all that work
and he didn't even give me a present.
Just your little bi-atch, right.
Let's go put the globe in the house then we can go to bed.
Hope it matches the rest of the decor which is coming along.
Oh my god, that is snazzy.
It's really HD compared to everything else in the room,
if that makes sense.
Tag yourself, hours of fun.
Right, okay, it's time for bed Phil.
Put the bed in my pocket.
Why do I keep putting things in my pocket?
No!
Oh no, I've ruined it.
Ooh, oh, so I can move the house around like this.
There we go, another successful day.
Get in to bed Phil and...
Oh, where is that light?
Oh, there we go.
Good night.
There we go, hopefully that was a nice chunk
of wholesomeness for you.
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I hope you don't get stung by wasps in your eye,
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Good bye.