hey what's up world I'm Roger and I own
far too many companies so I'd like to
give back but I'd like to give back in a
way that still makes me money so I can
buy stuff because we all want stuff we
all need stuff and you can get any stuff
you want at Rogers item Cube my big box
for buying stuff in don't worry we have
got most stuff need a cup we have more
than one kind power tools sure toys guns
cribs we've got it all you want to get
an eye exam and buy a trampoline
depending on your location I can make it
happen because instead of carving out my
own segment of the American Consumer
Market I decided to say screw it let's
just be everything this way instead of
running just one Mom and Pop Shop out of
business we can run them all out of
business under the guise of capitalism
and healthy competition bath mats cell
phones greeting cards literally anything
of which you could think we've got racks
and racks of Shame fabric designed to
hide the disgusting human body in style
but not too much style here this is
merely fine right sure
yeah oh and if you don't like it don't
worry it's not built to last very
long you see it was made by well I don't
want to use the word slaves because it's
not correct but employees is a bit of a
stretch too let's say it was just made
by people getting paid a small amount of
very little money to make these garments
quickly and if necessary poorly I know
what you're thinking you're worried
about losing jobs but jobs are just one
of the many stuffs that you can get at
my item Cube oh sure we won't start you
out on a living wage or work our way up
to a living wage but we will offer a
wage competitive with the equally low
wages of other item cubes out there
even better for me we'll make sure most
of our employees stay part-time so that
we don't ever have to give them benefits
which if you ever got them aren't very
good this doesn't sound like a very good
job actually hey yeah you know what we
should form no
Unions that's right no unions please I
say please as a courtesy if you try to
form a union we'll probably shut down
the entire store I mean Google that we
do that sh we also shut down our stores
sometime if there's a little too much
crime for our taste you can Google that
too Superstores like ours show up in
towns where all needs are met and then
we run every local shop out of business
with our competitive prices and then
when we're the only game in town we just
leave if it becomes hard because of
either unions or crime or you know
whatever what happens to the town why
don't we leave questions like that to
the philosophers because has a direct
impact on the point is we're going to
come to your town and ruin every
business that isn't ours so you better
play nice with us or else we'll leave
after we've devastated everything
depriving you of jobs and other use of
all that stuff you want to buy and
nobody wants that right we want
well-paying jobs and quality Goods so
come on now Rogers item Cube we've got
it all all that stuff come buy it from
me hey we got a Pizza Barn up in
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here just
awful go get me a coffee a dog bed and
some
Legos anyway I'm still Roger and uh hell
I'm running for president too because
well I
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