(upbeat music)
- Yay! I love Christmas time!
- Well, 'tis the season!
- You know? It's times like these that I feel
really lucky to have all you guys in my...
- Hey! Wrap it up, already, Pear!
It's time for you to open my present!
(laughing)
- Oh boy!
Yay! It's a little apple!
- Ugh! Note to self:
Next time Orange asks you to get in a box, don't!
- What? It's not like Grapefruit would have fit!
- Yow!
Wow, thanks a lot, Orange.
It's just what I wanted.
- I know! That's why I got you two of them!
(screams)
Hey! They fit like a snap!
(laughing)
- I can't wait for you to meet the other Little Apple!
He's my bestest friend ever!
- Marshmellow, I'm Little Apple!
(Giggles)
- Wow! Thanks a bunch, Orange!
I've always wanted a trampo-
(snoring)
- Whoa! Heads up, everybody!
Passion looks awesome!
- Gee whiz, uh,
thanks Orange?
You know I love hats
with enormous horns.
It's great, really.
- Yeah, almost as cool as these gloves.
Which I'll totally use.
All the time.
- What can I say?
I just know what people want!
I guess that makes me gifted!
(laughing)
- Yeah. You're gifted alright.
- Speaking of gifts, did anybody get anything for the fans?
- Duh! They're already in the mail!
The snail mail!
- Don't worry, it'll be there in three to six months.
(all groaning)
- The fans are going to be so disappointed!
- Oh! Oh! I know what we should do!
- What's that?
- Motorboat!
(blowing raspberries)
- Ugh!
(laughing)
- Guys!
This is no good!
We've got to do something!
- What? You got a better idea?
- Actually,
yeah!
What if we made some video cards?
Not only could the fans watch them,
they could send them to people they know!
That way, everybody gets to share in the Holiday cheer!
- Whoa! That's a great idea, Passion!
- Almost as great as my new hat!
(all laughing)
- Wait! We're still going to motorboat, right?
- (all groaning)
- Uh oh, Timber!
(all screaming and laughing)
(festive music)
♪ Christmas time, Christmas time, ♪
♪ I love Christmas time! ♪
(giggles)
- Huh? Hey, who's laughing without me?
- Uh oh! Sorry, buddy!
Were you sleeping?
- No! I was just doing an impersonation of Grandpa Lemon!
(snoring)
Hey, what are you?
- I'm a Gingerbread man!
- Ginger-man? Shouldn't you be a red-head?
(laughing)
- That's ginger bread!
- Hey Gingerman! What's wrong with your teeth?
Do you have "Ginger-Vitus"?
(laughing)
- ugh!
- Gingerman! Gingerman!
Doing other things that ginger can!
(laughing)
Wait!
What can ginger do?
- Dude! It's ginger bread!
I'm a cookie, okay?
- Oh! Does that mean you have flower power?
(laughing)
- Oh, for crying out loud!
- What's wrong?
Are you feeling crumby?
(laughing)
- You are really annoying me, you know that?
- Oh, I get it!
You're a monster cookie!
(laughing)
Grr!
(laughing)
- Hey, pal, don't you think it's past your bedtime?
- Oh, come on, you're the one that's up plate!
(laughing)
- Ugh!
- Hey! Hey, Gingerman, hey Gingerman, hey!
- What!
- Santa!
- No!
Stop!
- Whoa!
Talk about a slam dunk!
(laughing)
(screaming)
- Ow!
My arm!
- Well, I guess that's how the cookie crumbles!
(laughing)
(screaming)
♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, ♪
♪ they made you out of clay, ♪
♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, ♪
♪ you've been spinning all day! ♪
(laughing)
- Is it over?
Please make it stop!
I think I'm going to be sick!
- Looks like you need a spin doctor!
(laughing)
(wretching, throwing up)
- Whoa!
Hey! Hey, Dreidel.
Hey, Dreidel, hey!
- What?
- Hand!
(screaming)
- Hey, look! You really got things turned around!
(laughing)
- I think I'm going to be sick!
(wretching)
- And now for the magic hat!
Here we go!
(explosion)
- Happy Birthday.
I'm Frosty the Snowman!
- Whoa!
Hey, Frosty, ice to meet you!
(both laughing)
- Good one, little buddy!
- Hey, Frosty!
What's a snowman's favorite lunch?
- Well, I kinda like-
- An Ice burger!
(laughs)
- Yeah, that's pretty funny!
- Hey, hey, what do you call a snowman party?
- Ok, enough, friend
- A snowball!
- Okay! That's enough!
No more stupid jokes!
- Jeez, you don't have to give me the cold shoulder!
- That's it! Frosty's had enough of you!
- Hey, hey Frosty!
- WHAT?
- Snowmobile!
- Snowmo.. Wha-
(crash)
- Whoa!
Hey, where did Frosty go?
Talk about a flakey guy!
(laughs)
- Oh boy, I love Christmas Morning!
It's the perfect time for an un-sox-ing video!
(laughs)
Ohh!
So much for a white Christmas!
(laughs)
Speaking of which,
what'd you get in your sock, Marshmallow?
- Ahem
(neighing)
(giggles)
(record scratches)
- Oh.
I'll trade you for my coal!
- Ugh. Thanks a lot.
(humming festive tune)
- Ugh
- Yay!
Let's do Jingle Bells now!
- No, let's not do that!
- ♪Jingle bells, Grapefruit smells, ♪
♪ Midget Apple is really small!♪
[All] Stop!
- Aw, nuts!
Come on, guys!
We gotta sing something!
It's Christmas time!
- How about Silent Night?
I bet you don't know that one!
(Laughing)
- I'm going to call you Scrooge McNut!
(Laughing)
- Whatever, dude, just quit the singing!
- ♪I saw Mango kissing Santa Claus♪
- Stop!
- Oh, come on!
How about Deck the Halls?
- No!
- Oh Come All Ye Fruitfull?
- NO!
- Frosty the Snowman?
[All] No!
- Orange the Christmasey Orange?
- That's not even a song!
Look, we don't want to sing with you, alright?
It's just not going to happen.
Ever!
- Oh. Oh! Hey! I got it! I know!
(All groaning)
- Hey, hey Chestnuts! Hey, Chestnuts, hey!
[All] What?
- Nutcracker!
(All screaming)
- Oh!
Yikes!
You guys really crack under pressure!
(laughs)
- Why? Why?
- Wow. Those guys are really coming out of their shells!
(laughs)
Bum bum bum bum (tune of Deck the Halls)
♪ Falala Lalala Orange♪
(laughs)
Hey, it's your turn, Pear!
Hey!
Who took pear?
- Hooray
for Christmas!
- Christmas, Hooray!
- Uh, guys?
I think there's been a little bit of a mix up, here.
- Come on, Bells, time to play our song!
(Bells ringing)
Ahem?
- What's wrong with the new bell?
- Yeah, you see I'm not really a bell.
- Aw, come on Pear,
all you have to do is bell-ieve you are!
(laughing)
- You look like a bell!
- Not really
- And you have the Christmas Spirit of a bell!
- Uh, okay?
- Come on, you're a bell, act like it!
- He's a real ringer!
(laughing)
- If we don't fill the air with Christmas cheer
how will Santa's sleigh fly?
- How will Rudolph's nose glow?
- How will Angels get their wings?
- Okay, okay, okay!
Jeez, enough of the guilt tripping!
- Seriously, my ears won't stop ringing!
(laughing)
- Ugh. Okay, just take it from the top!
[All] Yay!
(Bells ringing)
- Um, "Ding"?
[All] Hooray!
(Bells ringing)
- Ding
(bells ringing rhythmically while Pear says "ding")
- Oh! Oh! I want to play!
(rhythmically chews tongue)
♪ I gave Midget Apple ♪
♪ a fancy bowl of meat ♪
♪I gave Pear a wedgie, ♪
♪ and a brick of moldy cheese! ♪
♪ I gave Marshmallow ♪
♪ macaroni glued to a beet!♪