- Today I will be making the digital version of Steven.
After his really paltry performance,
I thought am I gonna make a really bad Steven,
am I gonna make just like this demon ghoul?
No, I'm gonna take the opposite route
and make such a perfect replication of you
just to underscore the shame that you should feel
after the performance you gave me.
- I can't wait.
If there's anything wrong with this Sim that comes out,
you're gonna hear no end to it.
- Sure, fine. - It better be good.
- Great!
(upbeat music)
- You know, I was saying also on the last episode
that we gotta stick together,
'cause we're fighting the ghoul boys,
but now look what the ghoul boys have done.
They have divided us!
- This was your division.
You did a bad job of making me.
- We're doing the show in part because they drowned you
and they stuck me in a gold room.
- Well the gold room may not go away, Steven.
- At least I'm still alive.
- Okay. - Cool!
- I'm excited.
I have never done this.
How do I make him an old man?
So many people don't realize about Steven is that
he is basically a senile old man sometimes.
Sometimes when we're filming Worth It,
he'll just turn into Grandma Coco.
That's what we call him.
Steven is just kind of like a pale Gumby.
Wish I could desaturate this even more.
I like starting with just the egg of Steven.
Steven has that really fancy hair right now,
but he's kind of dressing it down.
We'll go with this.
How do I just stretch his whole head out?
Oh yeah, there we go.
He has kind of like an alien-shaped head.
(chuckles)
Steven kinda has this really bubble-like lower lip.
What kinda nose does he have?
- I honestly don't know.
I feel like every time I go into--
- Yeah, can we get a picture of him?
- Yeah! - I need a--
- I'll help you out.
- His eyes kinda do have like this overall sadness to them.
Steven also kinda has this sleepy look to him
a lot of the times where his eyes are barely open.
- The pupils look like rolled up into the back
of his eye a little bit.
- Yeah that's what you want.
- Okay, well then you nailed it.
- That's what we want.
A lot of brow options here, very severe looks.
You could really just like.
Oh man. (chuckling)
Okay this eyebrow color is gonna be, oh yeah.
Can you add a tint to the mouth?
- You can add lipstick and it'll kind of give it more tint.
- I don't wanna make it like he's actually wearing lipstick,
just to add some warmth back to his face.
(dance music)
Got a little bit of a shine to it.
I think I kinda like that though.
What do you think about his face?
Should I spend more time on it?
- I think it's pretty solid.
- Oh the cheek, I'd never customized the cheek.
He kinda does have like, when he smiles big,
he gets really ball-shaped cheeks.
Oh the profile's terrible.
How do I just, oh nevermind. (chuckles)
I hope I didn't just ruin the whole thing.
Yeah he really just has like a long string bean kinda face.
We'll get int some, oh, uh-oh, sorry.
(sultry music)
(chuckling)
- [Kelsey} Whoa.
- That's kinda Steven-y.
Really just like any wacky jacket
I could very easily picture Steven.
Yeah, like he would wear that for sure.
He'd wear this in the summer and just be like, "It's cool."
Steven is very trendy with his outfits,
so I think like a pair of pants that doesn't seem like
it would go with the top's kind of his M.O.
Kind of like those jogger-ish ones.
That seems very Steven-y.
I wonder if I could find the outfit
that he's wearing today though.
He's got like a brown corduroy jacket.
Kind of like a slate blue button-up underneath.
This is also something he would wear.
- How would you describe his style?
- He's usually in a jacket.
I kinda like this big out of place jacket.
Can we go onto some of the other outfits?
Dapper wear.
Oh yeah, this is, in the suits video,
he had this exact thing made.
- This is a luxury fabric, it's linen and silk.
- He has really ugly dress shoes, so.
(distorted low speaking)
I think he's just like had the same ones since high school.
- Have you ever seen him in athletic wear?
- Only for doing non-athletic things like sleeping.
Some Lakers colors shorts, he'll love that.
This is probably what Ryan would do is put him in some
Lakers colors 'cause,
apparently LeBron James came to the Lakers.
Yada yada.
His sleepwear, oh yeah, perfect.
- Great.
- Don't need to change a thing.
- Next is his party wear.
- I think this party outfit should really be
something just like, what the hell are you doing, Steven?
Okay yeah, here we go.
He's like, "I just saw this at Topshop.
"It had to be mine."
- That's cool. - Oh yeah I like that.
- Very Swedish. - Oh yeah.
This is him for sure.
Just gonna option a couple different pants.
Oh yeah, he'd wear something with some weird stripes
and shit on it.
Just like any article of clothing that has
an additional feature that you can't explain why it's there.
That's Steven's pants.
And then just mismatched shoes.
Swimwear.
I don't think I've ever seen him swim.
He would just wear his basketball shorts, yeah.
I have seen a early photo of him wearing a fedora
so I think that actually very serendipitously
works out for us.
There's no slippers?
- There's flip flops you can add.
- His hot weather, wow. (suspenseful music)
That's a look, Steven.
- Has he worn shorts? - He has.
We recently went to Japan to do some filming for Worth It,
and he wore shorts for the first time that I've ever seen
and they were very futuristic.
I don't know.
I've also seen him wear this shirt a lot.
Maybe like a red color like that.
He's just gonna be wearing the same shoes the whole time.
- Cold weather wear.
- Honestly his outfits don't change that much
based on the weather.
Did Steven go into this much depth?
- No. - Uggs?
- Oh my gosh, and a stiletto?
Watch out, world.
- Aspiration, popularity, fabulously wealthy.
- Worth It. (bell rings)
- Good Vampire, this Sim wants to control his Thirst
and remain as human as possible.
- It's like Edward in Twilight.
He was like, "I'm a good vampire.
"I don't eat humans."
- Is this gonna affect his food eating ability?
- I don't know, maybe.
- I'm gonna go with leader of the pack.
It doesn't necessarily mean he'll be good at it, right?
- No, yeah, he doesn't have to succeed.
That's just what he wants.
- Bing! (chuckles)
Pick a trait, unflirty.
(Sim grunts groans sadly)
(chuckles)
We'll make him a foodie, sure.
Did he make me a foodie? - Mhm.
- Oh he's definitely a dance machine.
- Loves dancin'? - Yeah.
Maybe instead of foodie, I'll make him a snob.
That way he can--
- [Sim] Bafa.
- (chuckles) Bafa.
I kind of want him to have his normal traits
but just kinda like accentuate it a little bit.
So he'll wanna be the leader of the best club in town.
He's a dance machine, he's a bit of a snob,
and then, ooh, he can't be-- - Glutton.
- Rummage for food in the garbage.
Surprised that that one doesn't conflict with snob,
but we're gonna do those together, yeah.
- Great. - Okay, great.
I think I destroyed him.
Yeah, I frickin' crushed this.
I think he's gonna be embarrassed by how poorly he did
when he made me.
And how awesomely I did when we made him.
- I spent the last hour thinking about what I had done,
you know, in the previous episode.
- So this is you.
- What the hell is that? - Wait, no, no!
Put the outfit back on, the other one, the other one.
- I'm looking at the head only.
The outfit is not gonna save--
- Showed some people my work, they all actually
(chuckles) thought it looked like Andrew.
The results are in, it does not look like Andrew.
(Kelsey laughing) I tried my best.
I showed Adam and he was like, you know,
it's hard to make people on video games, so.
- Okay so you'll be gentle with my version of you?
- No. - Here we are.
- Boom. - What, no!
No!
What is this?
- That is you in every possible way.
- In no possible way.
The only thing that it looks like me.
No.
I can't even, no, what?
I can see the inspiration behind this, you know?
- It's a dead ringer.
- First of all, I've never owned a jacket
that has this assembly of buttonry.
- It doesn't mean that you wouldn't get it.
(laughing)
- It doesn't matter, I don't have it.
The pants, what is this with the drop crotch pants?
- It's very fashion forward, I think that is perfectly
in line with what you've been known to wear in the past.
- Well I'm glad you think I'm fashion forward
but it makes it look like I took a deuce in my pants
and I left it there.
The shoes, I'll give you that.
They look pretty good.
- I love that your first critiques are just the outfit.
- Well, I don't even wanna start with,
okay, the side profile looks like me actually.
Let's go back to the face.
Let's zoom in on this face.
If that is what I look like, we got a real concern here.
My eyes are a little bit too lazy in this, no?
- That's how I think of your eyes.
- The hair, okay, look at this hair.
Does that actually?
Honestly the hair is the best part of this whole thing.
My bottom lip is much, I don't wanna say this,
but my bottom lip is bigger than my top lip.
- I mean I can go in there.
- Yeah, go in, make it me.
- Let's see how juicy we can make this thing.
- Yeah, oh yeah. - Is that better?
- It's a bit too big.
- What about that? - Oh hey, there you go.
You did a better job than I did,
but that was a very low bar as we have found out.
- Do you wanna see your other outfit?
You didn't even give me other outfits, but check this out.
- All right all right. - So this is your every day,
this is your formal wear.
- Hmm.
- Does that remind you of anything?
(Steven hums)
- A little bit better.
- Suits video. - A little, yeah.
(mutters)
- Here's your athletic one, you ready for this?
- Mhm, mhm. - Think like you're gonna
play a pick-up game of basketball.
You show up to the court, what are you wearing?
Bam, Lakers colors. - Oh my God.
First of all this is Golden State, not Lakers.
And secondly I hate Golden State, so.
- I thought this was purple.
Anyway, here's what you wear to bed.
- Honestly, that's the best one so far.
- Here's your party outfit.
I know you like the clothes that have one feature
that's not typical, you know, you got the turtleneck
layered with a jacket, pants with this stripe
that's going down 'em, and then I kept the shoes the same
'cause you like them so much.
Here's your swimwear. (Kelsey chuckles)
- I'm not wearing jack squat swimwear.
With the bunny slippers, nice touch.
- Yeah, the fedora I thought that was appropriate.
Here's your hot weather look.
- Hey, okay, this one's good.
- Here's your cold weather one.
This is just Steven.
- This one's the easiest one to nail and you failed.
- You're wearing a jacket.
- This is corduroy, first of all.
- That's Steven.
I'm gonna take a picture to also show people--
- No-- - To see what they think.
- All right, if you can beat 13%
which was my approval rating.
What personality did you give me?
- You are a leader of the pack, you wanna be the best--
- That's not true.
Dance machine! - You're a dance machine.
- Oh, that's very true.
You ever see me on the dance floor?
Hey!
All right you nailed, this is a 10 out of 10 Sim right here.
- You're a snob. - What?
- But you're also gluttonous.
- I resent the snob.
- I kinda took the foodie personality trait
and kinda broke it out into two other ones.
So-- - Really you think I'm a snob?
- Uh, in certain ways.
Maybe not in like the classic sense, but,
I think you have some snobby tendencies.
You know with the gold and the truffle,
the constant truffles and-- - Oh I see.
I gotta get rid of that projection,
'cause that's not really me.
- And then I wasn't gonna go with gluttonous
but then I was reading it and it says,
always enjoy eating no matter what.
Can eat spoiled food and can rummage for food in garbage.
- Exactly.
- I think that's pretty accurate.
- So how can I be a snob and a glutton?
- Exactly. - People are complex.
- It makes for a very complex and interesting character.
Okay, give me the one to 10 scale.
- If you were like, is this Steven?
I'm sure somebody'd be like, oh yeah it's Steven.
But if you're like, who is this?
They would say I don't know.
Based on that judgment alone, I would give this a solid,
I'm a nice guy.
Used to be a teaching assistant,
gave good grades all the time.
I'll give it a 7.9.
- You're not supposed to give grades based on being nice.
A 7.9?
- With interest of your self-esteem and mine.
- So I defeated you. - No.
- Yeah, you got a 6.1 on the scale.
- I got a 10 out of 10 on my own scale
and you got a 7.9.
- All right we're In Control With Kelsey.
Kelsey, who did a better job?
- Thank you guys so much for watching this video.
- It doesn't even matter because the fans will vote.
The top comment is gonna be wow.
- Steven did it better.
- Let us know in the comments below.
- Andrew could be a crime, what do they call those,
the people at the police station that do a doodle
of the bad guys?
Sketch artist.
- We're gonna upload these to the gallery
for all of our fans to get to play with.
I'm gonna name it Worth It.
- All right, we gotta go dine in the town or something.
- For sure, next time on In Control With Kelsey
and these guys.
- When is Kelsey getting control with Kelsey?
I wanna see that. - Oh.
- Oh that's a good one. - Yeah.
- It hasn't happened yet. - Very meta.
- Hasn't happened yet.
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