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-Welcome to "Fox & Friends."
I'm Steve Doocy,
here with the lovely Brian Kilmeade
and Ainsley Earhardt.
-Hey, everybody. Happy early Thanksgiving
and Wakanda Forever!
-Yeah. -i don't think we're allowed
to say that.
-Uh, everybody chill. -[ Laughs ]
Well, what a terrible week for the GOP.
The Dems are retaining control of the Senate.
So, what the heck happened
to that red wave that people were talking about?
-Yeah. Yeah. Who was promising that?
'Cause it couldn't have been us every day.
-Well, thankfully, there's no way to check,
but it definitely didn't happen
and, according to everybody, only one man was to blame.
Look at these headlines --
"Trumpty Dumpty" and Trumpster Fire" --
ouch!
-And look at this op-ed, uh...
-Now, who wrote that?
-Eric Trump!
-Wow! Seems like everybody's turning on Trump!
-Yeah, and per a company-wide email we got this morning,
he's dead to us! -Yeah.
Now, nearly every candidate Trump backed lost this week,
except for one, who's still hanging on by a thread,
and she's here with us today.
Please welcome Kari Lake.
-Hello, there, hi, and greetings from Arizona,
where the average age and temperature is 95.
-Hi, Kari, and thanks for being here during what must be
a very stressful time for your campaign.
-Hey, my campaign isn't dead, yet,
even though my camera filter
makes it look like I'm in heaven.
-Now, Kari, it seemed like this was a race you'd easily win,
yet, it's been a real nail-biter.
You and your opponent are currently neck-and-neck.
-That is because the Maricopa County officials
are incompetent
and it's my belief that the election is rigged
and the results should be thrown out.
-Uh, uh, it sounds like some new numbers are coming in,
which has you taking a narrow lead over Katie Hobbs.
-Which is why I have always said this is a democracy.
Trust the system.
Trust the voters. -Uh, sorry, spoke too soon.
Another batch of votes just came in and you are now losing again.
-Because our system is broken and it always has been.
-Uh, wait, I'm sorry. I misread that.
You're actually back in the lead!
-But, thankfully, now, it's fixed.
Look, I am 100% confident I'm going to win this election
and I won't stop fighting until every vote is counted
and then some votes are taken away.
Because who do Arizonans want leading them?
Katie Hobbs, who's hiding in a basement;
or me, Kari Lake, who lives right here
in this beautiful pool of Vaseline
and who's out there every single day at CVS,
asking Black customers if they work here?
-Well, we are rooting for you, Kari!
We know the votes will go your way.
-Well, if they don't, I'll burn Arizona to the ground.
-Hey. Wow!
Well, she was nice! -Yeah, I hope the Trump effect
doesn't mess with her campaign.
-Hey, you don't think he still watches our show, do you?
-Well, he's at his daughter's wedding this weekend,
so, at least we know he won't call in.
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-Hello, It's your favorite president.
-Uh.
-Uh, new phone. Who dis?
-He's just kidding.
Hi, Donald.
Congratulations on Tiffany's wedding.
-Who? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's okay. They're just doing the vows.
-Okay, well, great!
Well, we were just talking about ya.
There was that New York Post headline that called you
Trumpty Dumpty and said you had a great fall.
-Well, I agree I had a great fall.
I had a great summer as well
and, you know, many people are saying
I'll have a great winter,
but I'm having a great fall, okay?
The leaves are turning red.
It's a red wave, in terms of tree
and with regard to leaf.
-Well, we heard that you're blaming --
that you're blaming both Sean Hannity and Melania
for advising you to endorse Dr. Oz.
-It's true. It's true. Let me tell you,
it's very hard being in a fight with your soul mate
and also Melania, but, you know,
now, all anyone wants to talk about is Ron DeSanctimonious.
I know. I'm surprised I know that word, too, but --
but Ron had it so easy.
-Right, you said DeSantis has the advantage of sunshine.
-That's right. Everyone goes to Florida for the sunshine.
But look, I made Ron DeSantis, okay?
He was going to lose
until I sent FBI agents to go and fix his election.
-What you just admitted to what?
-But he's ungrateful and, now, he's trying
to steal my sunshine, just like Len.
And, you know, Len, they were a one-hit wonder, okay?
Kind of like OMC.
And these election results are making us go,
"How bizarre.
How bizarre, how bizarre."
We're all hearing that all the time, right?
How bizarre.
-Uh, don't you need to like walk your daughter down the aisle?
-Missed it! Anyway, what are you guys talking about?
What are you guys talking about?
You see "Fabelmans"?
-Mr. President, I don't know how to tell you this, but,
we've moved on.
We can't have you on the show anymore.
-What?
What did I do?
Was it the insurrection?
-No.
-The impeachments?
-No.
-Blackmailing Ukraine?
-No.
-Charlottesville? -No.
-Didn't make the wall? -No.
-The murder? -What?
-Kidding.
-Agh! Oof!
It's because you lost.
Mr. President, we just don't see a future with you.
But you know what?
We can still be friends, okay?
So, bye-bye, now. -Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I have a big announcement November 15th.
Hey, don't push me off!
I have a big announcement and it's not what you think.
I'm running for president again.
-Oh, God! -Whew!
Well...yeah.
[ Patting ] That. was. awkward!
But we're finally free!
Change is on the horizon and I have a pretty good idea
we won't be hearing from him again.
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And he's calling my phone.
[ Cellphone vibrates ] -And mine.
-Mine too.
-Whoa!
Kari, what are you doing here?
-You think, if I lose, I'm just going to go away?
Not on your life.
We'll be back for more "Kari & Friends."
And live from New York, it's Saturday night!
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