-Hey, guys, I'm here at 50th Street subway station,
right below Rockefeller Center, with Alanis Morissette.
She and I are about to go onto the subway platform
and start busting in disguise. -Nobody knows about this.
No one knows that it's me and Alanis.
Let's do this. -Let's do this.
-Do we go through here?
♪♪
Good evening, everybody.
We'd like to sing a couple songs for you.
I hope you enjoy. Happy holidays.
[ "The Little Drummer Boy" plays ]
-♪ Come, they told me ♪
♪ Pa-rum pum pum pum ♪
♪♪
♪ A newborn king to see ♪
♪ Pa-rum pum pum pum ♪
♪♪
♪ Our finest gifts we bring ♪
♪ Pa-rum pum pum pum ♪
♪♪
♪ To lay before the king ♪
♪ Pa-rum pum pum pum ♪
♪ Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum ♪
♪♪
♪ Shall I play for you? ♪
♪ Pa-rum pum pum pum ♪
♪ Me and my drum ♪
♪ Me and my dru-u-m ♪
-Thank you very much, everybody.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Happy, happy, happy holidays, everybody!
[ Cheers and applause ]
My name is, uh, Jimmy Fallon.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And this is Alanis Morissette right here!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ "You Oughta Know" plays ]
-♪ I want you to know ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ That I'm happy for you ♪
[ Laughs ]
♪ I wish nothing but the best for you both ♪
♪ An older version of me ♪
♪ Is she perverted like me? ♪
♪ Would she go down on you in a theater? ♪
♪ Does she speak eloquently? ♪
♪ And would she have your baby? ♪
♪ I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother ♪
♪ 'Cause the love that you gave that we made ♪
♪ Wasn't able to make it enough for you ♪
♪ To be open-wide, no ♪
♪ And every time you speak her name ♪
♪ Does she know how you told me ♪
♪ You'd hold me until you died? ♪
♪ Till you died, but you're still alive ♪
♪ And I'm here to remind you ♪
♪ Of the mess you left when you went away ♪
♪ It's not fair to deny me ♪
♪ Of the cross I bear that you gave to me ♪
♪ You, you, you oughta know ♪
-Thank you very much, everybody.
Happy holidays! [ Cheers and applause ]
Alanis Morissette! Thank you, New York City!
Have a great holiday! I love everybody!
[ Cheers and applause continue ]