Oh, you idiot!
Oh.
Get it all out of here!
There it is.
The anger.
Common sense tells us chocolate fountains are delicious.
Experience tells us bacon grease fountains are not delicious.
So we grabbed some more food.
Let's find out: will it fountain again?
You ready to do this again?
Yeah, man.
Sequels are always better.
Activate fountain.
[IMITATES SIREN]
Let's go.
What is happening?
Blech.
So this is A.1.
Steak sauce.
A.1. steak sauce.
Wait, is this sponsored?
This is a well-known steak sauce.
Well, I have a neatly arranged plate
of ghost pepper beef jerky.
Boom!
Product placement.
Cross-promo.
First of all, this is delish.
Like, it's spice, but--
Oh, yeah.
It's just so good.
Oh!
[CHUCKLES]
That's a lot of A.1.
That's a thick A.1.
Cheers!
That's good!
Yeah.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I would say my only complaint about this is the visual.
It's a little more diarrhea-esque
than I look for when I'm about to dip something.
I could eat this all day.
Everybody should put A.1.
on their jerky.
Just two more.
Settle down.
This is our first fountain.
All right.
I don't know if--
let's slow our role here.
We've got other stuff to eat.
All right.
Delicious.
Oh, good, mint!
Activate fountain!
Oh!
Ectoplasm.
Smells spicy.
Is that a thing?
But look at that beautiful candy sushi.
That smells good.
Yeah.
So just get a little bit on there--
Is that too much?
I don't know.
OK, let's just do one.
Hmm.
It's real weird.
It's not the worst thing ever.
Yeah, I mean, I'd rather it not have it on it.
Oh, it's like a chalky nail polish.
Oh!
[LAUGHING]
Oh, dude.
Baby bird vomit.
Ugh.
Would not fountain again.
Each is great on their own.
Put them together--
No.
--not so good.
Not so good.
Woo-ooh!
So this is awesome.
Whoa, man, that thing is hot!
Look at that.
Whoa!
I don't think we need to even talk.
Yeah.
Let's just--
I got my cereal marshmallows, I got my milkshake.
Mm-hmm.
This is up there, man.
Crazy!
This is up there.
It's so much sugar.
It's just pure milkshake.
I spilled ice cream all over my pants.
That's OK.
You can save that for later.
I just want to, just--
Oh, oh.
Once we invent time travel, I want to bring my eight-year-old
self to this moment.
Hang on, have you done it?
[LAUGHING]
I wish we had a separate fountain that was just, like,
chocolate syrup, and I could just go, bloop, bloop.
Yeah.
Good stuff, guys.
Oh!
It smells good.
Bees know what they're doing, dude.
Yeah.
OK, lets ruin it!
But we're dipping a scorpion in it.
Yeah, we are!
Because we sell scorpions now!
We sell scorpions!
For eating.
Not even in anything.
Just the scorpion.
I'm going to drizzle him hard in the honey,
so that it's basically just some crunchy honey.
I totally forgot there were bugs on the list.
When I was like, yeah!
I'll do another fountain video,that sounds like fun!
Do you think these guys are related to the rock?
Because he was the Scorpion King?
Yeah!
You got the reference.
Yeah!
I'm doing it.
Kind of salty.
I don't want to go further.
How can dust come through pure honey like that?
I'm going to use the tail here to push it in.
It's like somebody opened an old chest in my mouth.
There's was an old book, and they went, [BLOWING]
This is not--
You didn't even eat the body!
Of course, because that's where the poop is!
Can I interest you, since you enjoyed that so much,
a Crick-ette, or a Larvet?
I'll go with the Larvet.
Also available at Vat19.com.
Mmm.
Yeah, we're really selling these.
Yeah.
That was far more manageable.
Yeah.
The Crick-ette, like a little soybean,
or something like that.
Yeah, that wasn't bad.
But that honey, though.
That honey, though, is real good.
Thanks, bees.
It's a pie fountain.
We did it.
We did it, America.
I'm super excited we got pie lollipops, too.
I want apple.
Pumpkin pie--
I haven't had the pumpkin pie yet.
--with salted caramel filling on the inside.
So seasonal!
I know!
Just get in there and let some fall onto that guy.
Oh, yes!
Pie on pie!
Yeah.
This is going to make all those crickets worth it.
Mmm.
Oh!
I can feel my blood getting slower.
Oh, it's warm.
Oh my god.
Amazing.
You know what this also would be really good on?
If you had apple slices--
Oh, yeah.
--and you're just like dipping the apple slices straight up.
That would be good.
Should I just say it?
Yeah.
That's [BLEEP] good.
Yeah, this is [BLEEP] good.
[BLEEP] good.
Come at us, YouTube, demonetize!
Bring it!
It was worth it!
Delicious, though.
Every day I'm fountain-ing, every day I'm fountain-ing!
All right.
A chocolate fountain.
It's intended use.
That ain't regular chocolate, bro.
Oh, there's so much of it.
Love that curtain, baby.
Beautiful curtain.
Yeah, that's nice looking.
Beautiful.
Now, it's designed to be eaten in extremely small quantities.
And the one thing that should relieve it,
isn't, because it's dried up.
This is a ice cream from space.
So--
It's what the astro-nites--
What did I just say?
Astro-nites.
Astronauts.
Eat.
I'm having flashbacks to the spice tribute video.
And that wasn't even this chocolate.
I know how hot this chocolate is.
I'm just going to barely--
But the viewers want to see you really dip it in there.
No, I heard they want to see you do it, Eric.
You have the most at stake.
Nope.
See, that's all I want.
Nope, Eric, they want to see you.
If it means 10 million more views--
Eric!
You're the funny one, Eric.
Let's just get it over with.
Three, two, one.
Oh!
Yep, nope, there it is.
Oh, snap.
I can feel-- oh.
That was the tiniest amount!
You can barely even see it!
Oh!
Oh, nose is going.
It was like microscopic, the amount I put on there.
I thought-- but it hits hard.
Yeah.
I feel like we should do it again for science.
Do a whole bunch.
No, you do a whole bunch.
Come on.
You do a whole bunch.
Do a whole bunch.
It's all that working out.
I'm not doing a whole bunch.
I'm not ruining my day for a fountain video.
I'm sorry, but, I know I came up with this idea--
All the phlegm in my throat has broken loose.
Want to do a phlegm fountain next?
Dude, that's nuts.
Oh, [BLEEP] [COUGHING] That was way too much1 Oh, sh--
Day ruined.
Way too much!
Shall we pull out the ice cream now,
or is that an off-camera thing?
Way too much!
Oh, no.
Producers are saying I can't give you anything to help.
Huge mistake!
Oh, [INAUDIBLE].
You're so cocky!
Ice cream does not help.
Ice cream is incredibly ineffective.
NASA!
Oh, you idiot!
Oh!
Get it all out of here!
There it is.
The anger.
Hey, we're back everyone!
With the Pepto fountain.
Yay!
Oh.
Oh, thank God.
Yep.
You want to dip a Tum in the Pepto?
Yeah.
There you go.
Oh, you're doubling it?
I'm doubling it.
I'm doing a gentleman's onesie.
It's so hot!
That's all you, buddy.
Will it fountain?
Yeah, and I think a necessary fountain
after everything else's fountain.
Oh, that's just snot coming out of my nose from all the spice.
Oh, god.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry.
I think we're done here, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're done.
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We can't finish.
We're just going to eat.
Yeah.
You guys figure it out.
There's stuff there to tap on.
We're just going to eat.
Let's get the bowl in there.
Mm-hmm.
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