Finally the moment that I'm sure our audience has been waiting for,
hot priests.
This isn't even really a story let's just keep it real.
>> No, this is a very important story.
This is like, wait, you know what I'm hearing, it's breaking news.
>> [LAUGH] All right so.
Turns out that a hot priests exist and fleabag might have made hot priest
a trendy thing and if that's the case, I'm here for it, okay.
They gotta change the whole celibacy thing cuz hot priests who are celibate doesn't
seem to make much sense to me, but they've been around for a long time.
Take it from Pierrot Pazzi, a catholic photographer in Italy who's
published a best selling hot priest calendar for almost 20 years now.
And we're just hearing about this now,
apparently news does not travel fast, good news doesn't travel fast.
And the calendar is officially called the calendar Dario romano, okay.
And Pazzi has claimed in the past that he sells around 75,000 copies a year.
>> Wow, people are really into priest.
>> I mean, here's what people are into hot people,
hot men in in this case, okay, that people like hot people, okay.
I'm kind of like a hot person, okay.
So, here's why he does the calendar in the first place.
Pazzi says the calendar is a clean and
honest product [LAUGH] that simply advertises Rome and
its most eloquent symbol, the catholic clergy.
Agree to disagree but we'll continue.
He says he created to educate the tourists who visit Rome by providing
precise information on the Vatican state.
With facts and tidbits written inside, he describes this as very simple
information which the average tourist fully disregards.
>> Very simple information like their phone numbers so
you can reach out [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] Okay,
I've been to the Vatican back in 2007, I was there.
>> So you're an expert.
>> A bit of an expert.
>> Yeah, so this is like when the politicians are like now I know foreign
policy, I've been down at the border and what?
>> No, my God, so Henrik okay right wing Democrat in
Texas was on TV just this week, going after Joe Biden
because he hasn't visited the border recently.
>> You know what happens when you look across the border?
Nothing, it's just more land.
You learn nothing from it at all.
>> Its just a photo op, we all know it right?
It's a photo op, we all know it, okay.
We'll get back to the hot priest for a second,
we dipped our toe into something a little serious.
So just to quickly state where I stand on the whole immigration thing,
we need immigration reform, that is clear, okay.
Biden doing a photo op by visiting the border,
that's not immigration reform, that's nothing.
So like please stop demanding that Kamala or Biden visit the border,
you should be specific about what you want, which is immigration reform, okay.
>> And I know why you wanna immigration reform, so
the hot italian priests can come into the country.
>> I'll sponsor them.
>> I sussed you out, I know you.
>> Okay all right, so in all seriousness,
let's get to the good stuff, here they are.
I don't know what this guy's name is, he's a beautiful man.
He's a priest, really, they're so young.
He's I mean, he does look like a raver, I gotta keep it real.
What a shame, okay, let's go to you can't really see that guy's face.
Look, this is a thing they go against the grain of what
you would typically think of as a priest, right?
You think of priest, do you think of a guy who looks like the Pope,
let's keep it real.
An old guy, yeah.
They're beautiful older men, I mean, Kevin Costner is my fav, okay.
>> [LAUGH] Bernie Sanders.
>> I like Bernie Sanders a lot as a politician.
>> [LAUGH] Okay.
>> I like what I like, that's not wrong, okay.
Can we just have a quick discussion about that?
I feel like there's been this increasing pressure to
pretend like you find people attractive when you don't.
You have to pretend like you're an equal opportunity person when it comes
to what you find attractive and no,
I'm not gonna give into that, I will not concede to that, never.
I like what I like and I'm not gonna be shamed for it, okay.
>> Did she said it, she said it.
I'm gonna keep out of this.
>> I know, all right so Pazzi sells the calendars in Rome and
Venice which is where he also photographer photographs many of these priests,
though he also takes pictures in spain.
I don't really care about any of that, like you don't really care.
>> You got more priests.
>> I don't think we do, I think that's it.
My favorite one was the first one I guess out of what we saw.
>> Okay, I thought they were gonna be in bikinis,
no that was the sense I got from that.
>> No, this guy is eating it up by the way, he loves it.
He's like yeah, I know I'm good looking, I know I'm a good looking priest and
he's not celibate I don't believe it for a second.
Why would you waste God's gifts to you.
>> Yeah look I hope he's not celibate, I hope none of them are celibate.
Because if they are they just get pent up and then bad things happen, so
it's not natural, don't do it, okay.
Go enjoy the fruits that God has given you