- Fellas, once again, it's not the size of a bike
it’s how you ride the hog.
(laughing) ya know?
You wanna give ‘er a try?
- Hey, my guys!
Your boy did a thing.
Get over here.
Check it out!
- What the–
(drops wrench)
I, I mean– wow!
Good for him!
Good for him.
- They call it a Zero Turn
I’m not sure why
this thing does all the turns!
- I bet it turns heads!
(all laughing)
This bad boy lay down stripes?
- Oh, yeah.
It’s got a 54 inch girth.
- You know, guys, mine can do stripes too!
- You want your picture on it?
- Oh, absolutely!
- Sit down there buddy!
Sit down there, I gotcha.
- Get the lawn lookin like a zebra!
Heh.
Hey, I just want you guys to know
this is not my Zero Turn.
This is our Zero Turn.
I know it's been a tough year.
- Fellas?
- Any time you guys want to use it
you know the code.
- Speaking of which...
can I borrow your leaf blower?
- Oh yeah, man! Absolutely.
Come on in!
- Pals?
- Got your Toro 60 volt set up.
Got the blower.
- Hey, who wants to take the hog out?
- Hedge trimmer and the chainsaw.
It all runs off of the same 60 volt battery.
So you're always charged up, my friend.
- That is slick!
- I actually have the
same set up over in my garage
if you guys want to use those.
- It just brings me joy
to bring you guys joy.
- I'm not upset.
Why would you say that?
- [Producer] Maybe because you're hiding in a tree house?
- I’m not hiding!
I'm just enjoying the tree house, okay?
I just feel sad for Taylor, that's all.
He’s just a one-upper.
You know what they say about
guys with big lawnmowers?
The bigger the lawnmower
the shorter the grass.
Taylor always does this.
It's just sad.
Like the other day,
I put together a train set
for the neighborhood kids
and the next day Taylor builds
that thing.
And the worst part is, it was so much fun.
Oh my gosh! This is so cool!
- Hey, Charlie. Are you jealous?
Jealous of you?
(evil laugh)
- Just ‘cause you have a Zero Turn?
Grow up, man!
- What?
Charlie, I asked if you want to chill with us.
- Oh, yeah
- That’d be– it’d be cool to chill.
- Come on, you silly goose!
- I’m a chill dude.
(beep) mosquito.
- So, fellas...
guess who wants me to mow their lawn.
Mrs. Gillman.
- No way!
You know, she used to model
for JCPenney back in the day.
- Yeah, it's cool that she thought of me.
- You know, I actually do Mrs. Gillman’s lawn.
I've done it since she had that hip surgery.
- Oh, that's so weird
‘cause I just saw her yesterday, she said
“Hey, you wanna mow an old gal's grass?”
“I heard you just got a ZT”
I think she meant Zero Turn.
And if it's going to take a load off you
I'm happy to bite the bullet.
Anything for my bud.
It'll give you some time to relax.
Maybe go fishing this weekend.
Oh, you want to borrow my boat?
- I have the Bass Man.
- That’s cool.
I just wasn't sure if you want to, you know
bring
more than one friend with you.
- I like the Bass Man.
- I got this strange
feeling that I upset Charlie.
So I’m gonna do something nice for him.
I told the guys
it's not my Zero Turn.
It's our Zero Turn.
Can you tell which one is Berk?
- 54 inches. That's a lot!
- You're the best, Taylor. I love you, man.
- Ever since he got that Zero Turn
he's been a better father.
(whispers) and lover!
- Haha!
Your a$$ is grass and I’m the Zero Turn!
- Get off my lawn!
- What?
- Wait what’d you say?
- I said,
“May I mow your grass with my Zero Turn?”
- Ohhh.
No!
- Wha– did I offend you dude?
- Yeah.
You’re a one-upper.
You're always compensating over things.
- Do you mean overcompensating?
- W– yeah–
See, that's exactly what I mean!
- Look man, I'm only saying this
because I'm your friend,
but I think you're projecting.
You're the one who's overcompensating.
All those old cars in your backyard.
You water your grass eight days a week.
I don't even know how that's possible.
- No!
- Always tipping like 15% at restaurants.
I'm just trying to help people.
- Help people my foot!
You're a people's pleaser!
- I’m gonna let that one go.
- But you’re not doing it for them.
You’re doing it
for you!
Every time you get to be the hero
It’s a little hit of dopamine.
A little shooter of Schnapps right to the dome!
- You’re right.
- I am?
- Yes.
That’s why I people please.
Because...
I don’t feel like I’m enough.
- Hey
What if I told you
there's something you could do
to please me.
I'm listening.
- I wanna ride it.
- You wanna ride it?
- Oh yeah.
- Well, do it.
- Really?
- Yes!
- Ohh!
Ohhh!
- Hi boys!
- Hey, Mrs. Gillman.