(sighs)
I'm waiting
I've been waiting for a week for a package to arrive
It's nothing special, special to me
It's a pair of pants, and I was told they would be delivered today
S: Hannah?
And so I'm waiting by the window looking and looking and waiting
S: Hannah?
H: And waiting for my package to arrive S: Are you ready?
S: Hello? H: I hope it comes soon
S: (clears throat loudly) Excuse me?
What in the actual world are you wearing right now? What is that?
My exploring hat
H: Uh huh... S: Are you ready to go on an adventure?
H: Uh huh, are you... you're wearing that? For what?
You can't explore without a good pith helmet
H: Oh
One of our subscribers sent it to us, thank you Jensen
H: Oh, you're gonna... where are we going?
A land unknown
It's nice because when I do this, it kind of massages my head
H: It looks weird
S: No, I don't think so, does it? H: Yeah, it does
S: Me going through the park just going (laughs)
H: Uh huh, so we're going to a park?
A park slash nature conservatory slash archaeological dig site
H: It's a park, huh? Is it one near here?
Slash..
(intro song) Hello, hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
Welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives (Chloe bark)
H: We're here, it's windy S: It's a little windy
We actually are just coming to a nice park because it's a beautiful day
And we wanted some outdoor time
(chill music)
Interestingly enough, public swimming was allowed in these waters until 1996
When little Jimmy Penderbottom was eaten by a carp
H: Nope!
H: Alright, Shane is all set up to take footage
H: Look at that, that looks great! You can see..
S: I am in my command center H: In your command center, ready?
S: The following montage is brought to you by me
S: And it's titled My Beautiful Wife in Nature H: (laughs) Oh, oh boy
(chill music)
This is extremely embarrassing
S: Here, lean on that tree
(music)
I'm totally covered in bugs
S: Alright, now for this one, I need you to emerge from the water
S: I'm going for like a... H: Like lady of the water, or whatever?
S: Well, more like Loch Ness of the water
S: Hannah in the pond H: Pond? I'm not going in
S: Hannah in the pond H: It's so scummy, sorry
(music)
H: Oh, shoot, that was painful
How am I doing? (breathes heavily)
H: You're doing such a good job, are you tired from your photography?
No, but I'm pretending
H: Oh, there's a paddleboat coming so if you need to get a shot of the water
H: You better hurry S: Oh my god
(music)
S: Jump in
(music)
They call this park a temporal safety zone because lightning doesn't strike here
It's strange but true
H: Nope, no it isn't
This video feels very reminiscent of our old videos, you know?
H: Yeah S: Where we'd just like...
Both: Walk around S: Show you where we were
H: You'd say fake things S: I would say stupid stuff
H: Yep S: You'd say "Nope!"
H: Yeah S: We're getting back to our old ways
H: Yeah, cute
You know what's not fair, that I'm realizing?
H: What?
You got a montage, I didn't get a montage
H: Oh, you can have a montage, you want one? Here we go...
(music)
H: Now do a hair flip
(music)
Oh, that's a little better, all adjusted
Alright, we set up our tripod, you can kinda see us
My hair is too long
We have not been to this park, the first time we were here was two months ago
For a photoshoot with Studio 1252
And it was freezing
It was freezing and we ran in and out
And it wasn't nice yet, it was snow on the ground, nothing in bloom
This park is gorgeous
And so accessible
So accessible, there's paths everywhere
I want to go under the bridge
I know, it's amazing, so we're really excited to be here more
Now that we know about it
Yeah
Our park visit is short lived though
Because Shane has a call that he needs to be on in approximately 15 minutes
So we spent like 45 minutes here and now we're gonna head home
It's so nice out I might do the call outside
I know, but it's really windy
And it's a Zoom, so they'd be like "Where are you?"
You're gonna be like "I'm in a park"
"I'm playing mini golf" (laughs)
There is mini-golf here, we should do it sometime
That was fun
That was a nice little adventure
I loved my frolic
I have to get home and check for my package too
That is priority number one
That's why we have to leave, really
Yeah, I'm like hmm, you're gonna be late for your call, better go
What is it, pants?
Shorts, and you know what? I actually can just refresh that here
If this is delivered
We are in the middle of beautiful nature...
S: ..And you're on your technology H: It says it's still out for delivery
I can actually spare a couple more minutes
Alright, well I have a call so we actually have to leave (laughs)
(music)
We're home now, I had to wait like six more hours
But my package finally arrived, we actually got two packages
We got our shirts for some of our Patreon supporters, that's really exciting
And my package, so obviously that's the most exciting of all
Are you ready, Shane? I've been ready all day
I... you told me to come out here so I guess I'm ready
Yeah
It's an interesting paper bag, do you have anything to say?
S: I think I can leave H: Hi, Chloe
Are you interested in being a good girl? Oh, Chloe, these are them
H: These are the shorts, let's try them on S: I think they fit
H: Shane... S: Oh, Hannah
H: Good news S: Yes
H: They fit S: They fit!
H: They fit, I have to wear them around to make sure they're comfortable
Nothing is in there but my shorts
S: Where are they from? Everyone's gonna ask
They're from Rag and Bone
S: Rag and Bone H: Yep
S: Cool H: Yay
S: And not one surprise for me
No, I don't think they have children's clothes (kissing noise)
S: Well, they look good H: Thank you, they're so comfy, yay
Alright, and with that we can end the video
S: Goodbye
S: The pants fit, goodbye H: All is well
H: Chloe just shoves her head in there (laughs)