(WHA-PISH) (Jack): Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies!
(Jack): My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to The Escapists 2! And I have a prison/inmate/friend this time!
(Robin): Yeah! We're gonna-we- I'm-I'm gonna, get you caught. (STOP STUTTERING ROB)
(Jack): Okay, so Robin has never played The Escapists before, ((Robin): Nope.) and I've never played multiplayer Escapists before,
and we're going into a prison that neither of us have ever played before, so...
(Jack): Bear with us. [Short laugh] (Robin: What could go wrong, basically.)
(Jack): There's gonna be a lot of learning, a lot of talking, a lot of, "What are we doing?", and a lot of lockdowns,
But, you know what, we're going to have a can-do attitude and friendship at the end of the day, ((Robin): Yeah!) and that's what counts.
(Robin): I'm clicking to join it. Oh, I'm joining! I'm connecting.
(Jack): Yay! [In-game beeping] Are you in?
(Robin): I'm loading. [Reading] 'Wear a disguise to hide your identity as you move around the prison.' [In-game ringing]
(Jack): Okay, well, it's roll call time... So... (Robin): No! Wait for me!
(J): I- ((R: Please!)) I- I can't. (R): Wait!
(J): Oh, God roll call is between.. oh, no, It's not ne'ermind. (R): Oh God! I'm in bed! Where am I?
Okay, I'm going. I'm coming to roll- ((Jack): Come to roll call!)) roll- roll- (Jack): Follow the yellow arrow.
(Robin): I'm following it! There's fences all over! Help- (Jack): Oh I s- I see you in the map! You're a lil' blue arrow!
(Robin): Yeah! (Jack): Oh hey! (Robin): Oh here I am! Hallo! (Jack): This- this is me! [Ridiculing, talks over Robin] Bongo Drum. [Laughs]
(Robin): That's my name. My last name is "Drum", don't make fun of it. (Jack): [Short laugh] Okay. ((Robin): First name Bongo.) So..
You get the deal; roll calls come in, they check people's ((Robin): Yeah,) desks,
but if you don't have anything.. in the main part of your desk, then it doesn't matter.
[In-game sound effects] (Robin): Okay.
Do they frown upon dancing during roll call? (Jack): Uh- No, um, if anything, it's highly advised. (Robin): Okay, good. [Warning: flashing colors coming up]
[♪ Sweet Dancing Beats ♪]
(Jack): Who's the lucky shakedowns? Ash and Drew- that's neither of us!
(Jack): Also- (Robin): You sure? (Jack): You wanna get jobs from people.
If anyone has an exa- ((Robin): [Inaudible]) if they have an exclamation above their head press E and take their job. (Robin): Oh, okay.
Wha- what does the money above their head mean? (Jack): It means they're selling stuff.
(Robin): Okay. (Jack): So, when you go to... like- this is breakfast time,
But because we.. the little green arrow shows up beside 'Breakfast Time' now it means we've been here.
So, we can technically leave any time we want if- (R): Ohhh I see, [yeah x5]. ((J): If-) Cool. (J): But if a- if a guard sees you then they're like:
'Hey, aren't you supposed to be at breakfast?' (Robin): Yeah.
And your little thing in the bottom left shows up with the baton and if that raises too high they start BEATING THE SHIT OUT O' YA.
(Robin): That's mean, I don't like prison. I'm getting outta here.
(Jack): If you- if you take a job, and then it shows up underneath your um-
Oh, God, we have jobs right now. ((Robin): Uh oh!) Um-
(Robin: [Confused] Wha..? (Jack): Oh wait- Neither of us have jobs yet.
(R): You just said we did... (J): So if you follow the a- the yellow arrow, it should take you to... ((R): Oh, okay yeah, my prison timer, [Trails off]) The.. Job Center,
I think? (R): Oh no, there's a fence here. Um- (J): Oh, God. This is really fucking confusing.
(Robin): [Laughs] I know! Wait what's-
What's the difference between choosing 'maybe' and
'Accept' for jobs? Like wha- what's- (Jack): If you- if you 'accept' it goes into your thing as an actual objective to do, and you get a yellow..
Pin, that you have to find on the map.
(Robin): Oh. (Jack): Um...
(Robin): But isn't also m- that, 'maybe'? (Jack): No 'maybe' means that, they keep the job available
But you don't take it immediately. (R): Oh, I s- (J): And if- if- (R): Oh I see, okay. (J): If you refuse, their opinion of you goes down.
So, ((R): Ahhh.) if their opinion- if their opinion goes too low, they'll beat the shit out of you,
And they won't sell you stuff, if they become merchants. 'Cause merchants change everyday! (Robin): An- And you d.. you don't want the shit beaten out of you, right?
(Jack): Yeah, that's true.
Also; for the people watching, my mouse isn't working. [Robin chuckles] and we had like 20 minutes of trying to figure out why... it didn't work,
Umm.. (Robin): Yes- Very exciting. (Jack): So- I can't click on anything. [Inhales]
(Robin): Why are we just here?
(Jack): 'cause we're at the job center. We're waiting to get jobs, but, well we can't. Let's see what jobs are available.
(Robin): There's- there's- there's a-... (Jack): Shoemaking. (Robin): There's a [?] on the ground. (Jack): Filled by Casey.
(Jack): Woodwork is filled by Jacksepticeye! We have to beat the shit out of 'im.
(Robin): Okay, let's do it. Going to beat Jack up. (Jack): But- y- [Sighs] (Robin): Where is he?
You can't do that! ((Robin): There's a guard. Is that h-) He's doing his job! He's shoemakin'! (Robin): I don't care.
(Robin): Oh! Read books! Read books, bring up your intellect. Press E on them, and HOLD E
To look through- to get it in the bar. (Robin): Hooow? Oh-
I see, yeah, ((Jack): Don't- don't r-) I'm doing it! Look. My intellect- (Jack): Don't repeatedly tap E like I did, like a fucking moron.
(Robin): Well, you got to do it a little bit to keep it in the thing but- but- but- (Jack): It's exercise time Robin!
Also; these green doors now with the lights above them, ((R): Yeah?) they're contraband detectors, so if you have anything red in your inventory,
((Robin): Oh, [yeah x3]) It'll go off. (Robin): Okay.
(Robin): [Confused] I'm too tired to work out? (Jack): Yeah same. [Robin chuckles] What did we get tired from, reading books?
(Robin) Maybe running around like morons and being confused. (Jack): Running around doesn't tire you, reading books tires you, apparently.
[In-game ringing] (Both): Free time! (Robin): Aww, sweet! (Jack): This is good. This is the time when we get to do everything.
Okay, hey, hi. I stole a Jar o' ink. So I have to bring it back to somebody okay does everybody know it nothing else. I?
I'm just gonna steal for fun. This is gonna go terribly because we're going to go through the contraband detector so many times without realizing
Oh, God the security cameras in this now as well
Hey, I stole a sheriff's badge. I'm the I mean I own this prison now. Are you the sheriff? Yeah? Hey Sheriff?
Yeah, declare martial law
Okay, wait
What I'm a sheriff now, well here we go. Oh, no. I punched so do you have a mission to do right now?
no um
Did you accept a job from anyone? No you should accept a job from someone?
Okay, oh i have a sheriffs badge as well. If I want one wait, what am I getting in here no?
I'm the sheriff. oh, two pieces of timber um
So I have no idea how we escape from this prison this to take a very very very long time to do
If at all. I'm just looking for work. That's my mission for now. So now I have to do
i need fucking more intellect god fuck
Now I can't even oh
This is so hard. I can't do anything cuz they don't have my mouse, so I all the menus are I'm using
The thing for wait oh, I see is this my cell. Oh yeah, Bongo Drums desk
no It's my cell, where's my fucking cell.
You don't have a cell, get outta' here why you wait you're not even in prison. You just wandered in from the Street
I don't have i-, I don't have a cell
No, don't steal my shit
I'm trying to hide stuff because now I can't go through the contraband detectors with all this and it's lunchtime
Wait, how do I put stuff in the hidden compartment right click, ah
Ok oh there's no contraband detector in here ok I'm making it to breakfast lunch
Whatever. I can't craft a baseball bat though because I'm too dumb
Wait, i need to get to lunch. Oh no. Can I run no I can walk slower that doesn't help
You got 15 seconds
do I get fired from prison if I don't get there in time no, you get beaten up a lot though
Ah Shit, wait where the fuck were the books to read. I want to get all smart and shit
Being in prison is hard. It really is. What you doing? Get back here ok are you going? I'm leaving?
Ok because technically
We don't have any just consultation fucking people good, KC, do it beat him up, fuck 'em up here dial nine-one-one
he says, ok I need to get my intellect up to 40
I can't craft the baseball bat unless I'm smart and shit I did it
I made a baseball bat, good job, Job Time?! We don't have jobs.
Can you can you smack the magazine with your baseball bat does that destroy it? Why would you smack a magazine
What a magazine do to you, I don't know but KC wants we can destroy it , Die!
Die, are you beating people up, Die! Yes, and I'm winning. I'm winning. I'm winning a life
Be nice. I did it. I fucked 'em up. people are saying I'm pathetic. I don't like this prison
Well art imitates life
But I'm a baller. I have yellow glasses blue headphones. You're wearing headphones in prison. Yeah, you're supposed to have scars and tattoos
well
It's the working progress, okay?
My life is a working progress.
And what am I stealing. Duct tape
What are you allowed to just run around with a baseball bat like that? Yeah, what kind of security prison is this?
I don't know, but also I have no idea. What desk is mine
It just said it doesn't actually show which desk is mine anymore
Can you use mine? It's up here right here that is it? Oh? Yeah? That's all okay
We need to get to the the wash
We're roomies. We're doing good. We're doing okay. That's the thing about this game. Is that the first like?
15 days in the prison is like. What do I do?
I'm going to sit next to Jack its jack next to Jack look at this. I'm not sitting with you
freak
Okay here
Let's confuse it. What is happening?
Somebody's being a bad person and they got beaten up for it
Well, they deserve it probably
Well, i'm leaving. How do i switch which job i'm doing, press Q and go up to the book at the top.
I see, and then you have a list of what an active
Destroying it usually just means if it's something you can consume you should do that, but otherwise you can put it in toilets. Oh
Okay
Oh this is easy, and then flush it.
I'm gonna do just that with this magazine. What does the toilet right here?
Stupid KC do it yourself
And sometimes you have to bring items back to them and give them to them and sometimes you have to beat someone up
I'd always avoid the beating up missions
You doing that's party yeah, I did it. I flush today's paper um during free time as well
You should always check other cellmates disks yeah, yeah, yeah
But don't get caught by the enemy
I'm checking jacksepticeye's desk, Don't
Oh, wait. Yes, that's not me. It's the other one confusing yeah, the whole thing. He's got spurs (???)
Yeah, I don't know what their for I've never seen them. being a badass Cowboy hello. Look at us stealing everyone's shit
Okay, I'm stealing milk none of this stuff is really useful
What milk is useful gives you calcium Bone it gives you strong bones like Wolverine
Exactly, so you can punch a door and not hurt
Yeah, that's all he did in the he hurt on. He got hurt a lot in those movies
Well yeah, but - drank milk, so it didn't matter
Sponsored by milk. He likes milk, and it shows great muscle tone
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full disclosure this video is sponsored by
Milk for dollars?
We're paid. milk the energy for you cause a distraction during breakfast both of us have to do one of them
Holy shit. I'm going to force them. I don't put so much so hurt
No, i was gonna do that. Lights out, night night?
time go Super fast
Okay, oh, God
Role Call
I'm not rested. I'm gonna punch you, Oh shit , Did i cause a distraction. I did.
Did you finish the mission yes?
Why didn't i finish the mission. cause you suck?
Maybe because i don't have the mission active wait people are punching me stop punching me. Oh
Cause a distraction during breakfast. I did I'm dying for it. I'm one hit from death, Robin
Remember me
But i'm the same also, I'm trying to splash him with aftershave, but it's not working
It's my only weapon. I did it. I did. I have two people chasing me ah fuck ah
ah
hey, jacksepticeye's in here as well ah
So your health comes back up when you're in here. Oh
Just in here. No you have to be the bed. Yeah my full health peace. I'm gonna get my intellect up again
Yeah, oh wait job time
Don't miss job time. Oh shit
I need to do the KC thing with the shoes in the job and to make him lose. It's too late for that now
No
No, it's all over
How'd you get your tick for job time than you're good? I did it cuz then stuff. You won't get stars then.
Stars are bad
Tell that to space.
Dude, I'm get so smart over here. I reading all my book brain
Yeah, well I'm unconscious. Yeah, I just
Bring in your body
into the hospital, hahaha
Hey, I like it here. Okay. I can move I can just take a nap listen to my
Sick beats. my fat beetzeed. I'm a dirty smelly boy
Why are you showering its job time because I wore myself out with books
So you need a shower from all that yeah, oh that fuck learn and really takes it out here
I think we have role call and nope. Damn it. We have exercise time.
favor completed
Okay, I did it
What did you do? I don't know what I did wanna shower together. Look at it. Fuck it. I'm going to get Cookie I
Know what I prefer. I I'm gonna
I'm just gonna punch people to death okay, Bob jobs are a good way of getting items that don't normally spawn
Because sometimes people are like can you get me a guard outfit and then there oh, I failed the favor because I ate the cookie
hahahahaha no
Sometimes they're like can you get the? Oh?
(Robin): [exasperated] Really?
Come on, dude. [laughs] I'm so stupid. I can't figure out how to put a battery in a sock, I need to read a book about it.
(Jack): [laughs]
(Jack): But yeah, if somebody gives you a mission to get like a really specific item, that's usually a good way of
Like getting that item without having to craft it yourself.
(Robin): Oh, okay, I see yeah. (Jack): I'ma buy a crowbar 'cause I think we might need a grappling hook for this place.
(Robin): Grappling hook! [(Jack): Grappling hook!] you know what okay. What am I doing? Oh, it's lunch time
(Robin): Prison is hard work man, [(Jack): Sure is], 'get a move on Bongo' I'm here! (Jack) Shift it Drum Bongo!
I don't wanna be roll call! Here, Jack, my name. (Robin): How's it going? Thank you? I'm very good
I'm too stupid to put a sock in a, a battery in a sock, but it's fine. (Jack): Yes, I would like to be Spider-Man.
That's the job I want, can I have that job? (Robin): They're so mean!
(Jack): Please? Oh you got money!
(Robin): Sweet. Byyyyeee! I'm getting smart *gasp*
Oh I think I'm s- Wait, was you're smart at?
(Jack): 53
(Robin): Ooo I'm gonna get smarter than you now.
(Jack): You gettin' smart from all that book learning and stuff?!
(Robin):Yeah, dude. (Jack): No!
(Robin) I'm smarter, I'm two smarter than you!
(Jack): Awww!
(Robin): Uh oh. Uh oh! Why! Why! Whyyy? [(Jack): I'm the -]
(Robin): Why? The guard's beating me up for no reason. Help, help.
(Jack):What did you do? (Robin): Help, nothing! I read a book oh.
*contraband alarm* (Jack): Oh shit this is contraband. Oh, fuck. Oh nutsacks!
(Robin) [laughing] I just saw you!
(Jack): Noooooo! (Robin): Bye!
(Jack): Ow! (Robin): Hey, won't you, won't you join me in the hospital wing why don't you?
(Jack): I want to give this screwdriver to somebody first!
Just give me the money! Ah.
(Robin): There's a guard with like, with like anger lines over his face
(Jack): Now you can beat me up. That means he doesn't like you!
(Robin): But why? (Jack): 'Cause you're a smell!
(Robin): 'Hold me' someone says, aw. In the shower? Weird.
(Jack): I'm eatin', I'm getting all full and healthy.
(Robin): I'm a good boy. (Jack): I don't have any missions, oh I do!
[laugh] 'Retrieve milk from Jude,' No! Fuck Jude. 'Cause a disraction during exercise time,' [(Robin) Where are you?] fuck, I missed it.
(Robin): Hey, I'm gonna eat with you. (Jack): Hi! (Robin): Am I free to eat with you?
(Jack): Yeah, [(Robin) Hi!)] What are you eating? What'd mum pack you for lunch?
(Robin): Uh, brown? What do you got? (Jack): [laughs] I got, hmmm
I got nothing. [(Robin) Aw.] My mom didn't like me enough to give me food. [laughter]
(Robin): I'm just having a nap don't mind me. (Jack): So I don't know how we escape this prison 'cause normally I'd be like,
'Hey, we can just dig under our floor and go left,' but these are like GIANT walls
So I don't know if you can actually dig under them.
(Robin): Hmm, under them should be, fine though?
(Jack): Eh, I dont know
(Robin) I mean getting through them sure but under? Maybe they're like reinforced underneath [(Jack) Yeah] the ground.
(Jack): Dat ground doh
(Robin): That will be tricky. Maybe - (Jack): We'll-we'll figure it out
(Robin) Okay, no, no, no, you know what let's craft a helicopter.
(Jack) *gasp* McGyver style!
(Robin): Yes! A paperclip, some rubber gloves, and a battery. Done.
(Jack): You need a drill though
that'll be the rotor.
(Robin): Oh, I see yeah, and you probably need to read a few books as well.
(Jack): Ugh, books schmoocks! Did you just finish a mission?
(Robin): Uh, uh, no.
I crafted thing that will allow me to-to finish a mission....
*alarm rings* (Jack): It's night time role call.
(Robin):...but I need to - Shit - but I have, shit, I have contra-contraband.
(Jack): You can go to roll call with contraband. (Robin): Oh, yeah? (Jack): Just don't go through the detectors.
(Robin): Okay, I hid it in my thing though, it's fine. [(Jack): Nice!] I need to beat up Drew with my super sock mace!
(Jack): [emphatic] Ooo beat that shit. Beat that boy! Beat that boy in his bean.
(Robin): Although it's sleepy time now right? So I need to go to bed first.
(Jack):yeah
[Jack singing] ♪Somebody taking her train to sleepy time juncture♪
(Jack)Don't spot me. Don't spot me. Don't spot me. Don't stop me. I don't know what I need.
(Robin) Come to bed
(Robin) Come join me. (Jack) You don't need to be in bed yet
(Robin) But it's-it's 10:00 (Jack) Yeah
(Robin) Isn't that sleepy time? *alarm rings* (Robin) Lights out! (Jack) Oh shit.
(Robin) See, told ya! (Jack) I'm still in someone's cell,
please tell me I can get out. Oh thank God.
(Robin) To bed.
(Jack) Yeah now it's sleepy time. [(Robin) There we go] I'm I'm crafting things
(Robin) [whiny] No! We have to like talk
amongst ourselves like a-a slumber party, we have to like talk about cute girls and-and cool video games.
(Jack) What are ya talking..Craft the makeshift stun gun
Where the fuck is it? (Robin) You know what, I'm gonna punch you now.
(Jack) No. (Robin) Go to bed. [laughs]
(Jack) I don't wanna, I'm still busy making things. Where's the makeshift stun gun?
(Robin) I'm gonna flush something just for the, for the hell of it. Can I do that? I'm gonna flush
(Jack) Don't, then they'll come into our thing then.
(Robin) Why?
(Jack) 'Cuz if you flood our toilet
*toilet flush* (Robin) I just...
(Jack) You flooded our toilet.
(Robin) ...No. (Jack) Now now, they're going to come into our cell
(Robin) No, I just...I just flushed a carton of milk (Jack) Milk don't go in toilets!
(Robin) Hey
It does after it's been through your body. I just sped up the process
(Jack) Fine, fine I'm going to sleep.
(Jack) Oh wait I need this. Oh shit, I had contraband in my desk. They would have fucked us up.
(Robin) Oh, well, I had mine in my hidden compartment so I'm safe- (Jack) Is that your butt?
(Robin) Yep [laugh]