- Yeah, so, this bachelorette party is so wack.
Will the wedding be wack too?
- I hope not, I hope not.
- Because your wedding was the best wedding
I've ever been to.
- It was, it was.
I think what really set it off was the dance.
- The dance was the staple point.
- You should strip.
- Yes!
- I'm not stripping at your wedding.
- Dog, you are the perfect candidate.
(laughing)
- Bring your (beep), your cuffs--
- Listen to me, what made that dance so epic
is that we all did something together, you know what I mean?
- Yeah, so what are you proposing here, Vincent?
- It doesn't have to be like a strip club (beep)
but just like a big epic surprise that we can all do,
- Oh, like all of us jump out,
- Together.
We did it at Mike's wedding, it was amazing.
♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to rock a microphone ♪
- But we wanna do that same thing for Angelina
- All right, let's do it.
- We've become like the wedding dancers, you know?
We are gonna start a company where
the guidos are gonna dance at weddings.
But we can still do something big,
we'll think about it you know what I mean?
- Okay.
(bouncy music)
- Ten beignets, and 12 to go.
- This is gonna be awesome!
- That was quick!
- So there's a place that New Orleans is known for,
it's Cafe Du Monde, they have these things called beignets.
- [Vinny] This is crazy, I gotta take a picture.
- [Ronnie] This is for the gram!
- This is definitely not in my diet.
- He's gonna go into diabetic shock.
- I'm gonna have to go in diabetic shock.
- Wow, these are banging.
(groovy music)
- Beignets are basically like funnel cake of New Orleans.
- Can we get some funnel cake?
- Look at that bad boy.
- Oh my god, that is not keto.
It's fried dough in a bunch of powdered sugar,
they're not keto, but they're really good.
- Mike you gotta do one bite.
- I'm definitely not touching them.
- You got to.
One bite bro, it'll make the veins pop.
- You'll be fine bro.
- Can you look at this right now?
Fine, fine.
- [Vinny] Yes!
- [Pauly] One bite, one bite.
- Peer presure.
(cheering)
- [Pauly] That's what I'm talking about!
- [Ronnie] Good right?
- Oh my god, the powdered sugar?
And it's just like a zeppoli, this is a dream.
- Wow.
Hey!
(laughing)
Asshole, look at me!
(laughs)
- Yeah, my probation officer's not gonna like this.
Officer, I swear it's all powdered sugar.
(yelling)
(laughing)
(squealing)
- I don't like this game!
I'm supposed to stay fresh to death,
and there's nothing fresh about this.
(laughing)
- [Ronnie] That's our out, that's when we leave.
- No, thank you very much, bye bye.
(jazzy music)
- Do I have any sugar on me?
- (beep) How'd I get sugar on me, Mike? (beep)
(laughing)
- Comes right off.
- This us?
- Got the beignets?
- I got the beignets.
(intense music)
- We come bearing gifts.
- Ladies!
- We got something special for you,
but it's not these beignets, it's--
- [Everyone] Ronnie!
- I love this man!
- Are you alive?
Oh my god.
Ron's here!
Thank god, now we're like a complete unit,
but I'm like oh my god, are you okay?
Ron, are you okay?
- Everything's great, today's a good day.
- Well good thing you're here.
- Yeah.
You know, it feels good that everyone's
still asking, you know, worrying about
what's going on in my life.
But, you know what, I'm here for Angelina
celebrating her bachelorette party,
so let's have a good time.
- Where's Snook-Wow?
- She'll be here at 1:30 I think?
- I thought she was meeting me at 3pm in the parking lot?
(laughing)
- Oh my gosh.
- Yo Angelina, have one of those beignets.
- I can't eat that.
- No, no, these are keto, I had one.
- I don't want it.
- Vinny had six.
- Yeah.
- I mean, we just wanted to get Angelina beignets
for her bachelorette party,
we're not always up to something.
- Angelina, have one of them.
- No.
- Vinny you're so weird, what're you doing?
- I want all the sugar on it.
- Don't do anything to me you (beep).
You're being (beep) weird.
- Stop being a (beep)
- I'm locked and loaded.
- Get the (beep) outta here.
- It's about to happen!
(screaming)
- Wow.
(intense music)
- I'm back and I'm actually really excited to be back
because I wanna finish up this bachelorette strong,
and I'm excited as (beep) to get my party on.
(intense music)
- Yo Ron, I need some advice from you bro.
Jenny's never been mad at me before.
- [Ronnie] Okay.
- And I know she's been mad at you.
- For ten years.
- How do you deal with a mad Jenny?
- You gotta bob and weave, bro.
- Yeah, cause she's emotionally--
- She's already (beep) upset with you,
so I think anything you say is gonna make her more upset.
(laughing)
- So I'm (beep) is what you're saying.
- Let me look at your face before she (beep) you up,
looks good.
- Looks good?
- When Jenny sees Vinny, I think
stuff's gonna pop off right away.
I know Jenny's a hot head, Vinny should be worried
right now that Jenny's coming for him.
- You know with Jenny I feel like it's more
of like time heals all, as opposed to words.
- You're still healing huh?
- Yeah.
- It's been ten years.
- Vinny's sitting here waiting for Jenny
to come in hot because when Jenny gets pissed
you're in trouble.
(yelling)
- You know, and she's gonna be ready
to be spitting fire at you.
- Guys.
- What?
- We totally forgot to tell Jenny that the boys are here.
She has no idea Vinny's here, she doesn't know
what she's coming back to.
Thank god Angelina and Jenny squashed their (beep)
but now like Vinny and Jenny drama,
I mean hopefully just (beep) doesn't go bad.
I think I should call her and let her know
instead of being surprised, like oh (beep),
should probably call her.
(phone ringing)
- Hello?
- Are you sitting down?
- What do you mean am I sitting down, I'm driving.
- All right, we have something to tell you.
- Oh god, what?
- The boys showed up, and Vinny's here.
- Ah, they came?
- Yeah, yeah all the boys are here.
- Oh they came.
- Kay.
- I can't hear you, just get here, bye.
(sighs)
- Yeah, Vinny's here and I'm like
it's gonna be really (beep) awkward, okay.
- Bro, the second she walks in she's
gonna be like awkward!
- Come on man.
- Yeah, she made up with everybody!
(laughs)
- Everybody.
- She made up with everybody but you.
- She's really upset.
- Oh god, and you know what's gonna happen
when this comes out.
- All he has to do is say I was wrong,
I'm sorry, that's all she wants to hear.
- Wonderfulness.
Is she gonna flip out?
I gotta (beep) make sure no wine bottles are around,
I literally don't know what to expect right now.
- I wanna show you guys something.
I saw him dancing with the two of you,
and then he like reached around,
and probably touched like this area right here.
- That area is your buttox.
- Which was weird to me.
- I mean--
- She was saying I down played it.
- It is about to be a rematch,
but this time it's between J-Wow and Vinny.
You're supposed to be her brother.
And I'm gonna be there, and I'm gonna grab this popcorn.
We don't down play nothing here, you know?
(laughing)
(intense music)
- Welp, here we go.
- So, in the conversation you should be like
what would you have rather me said? That's what you say.
I never did I ever imagine that I'd be giving
my boy Vinny a funeral on this vacation.
(intense music)
- If he didn't wanna be involved,
he should've never said anything.
- But like, didn't I tell her? In that minute?
- Vinny doesn't take confrontation well,
but if he had that conversation with me
the way he had it with Angelina,
everything could've been avoided.
You couldn't told me, and like, you didn't. Kinda hurts.
- Didn't I tell her?
(intense music)
- I feel really, like, ill.
- I gotta get drunk.
(intense music)