- Kids, don't be afraid.
(men screaming loudly)
(dramatic music)
Merry Christmas.
I've got my Christmas sweater on and,
- I don't really have an ugly Christmas sweater,
but that's alright for Christmas.
- This guy's got his Christmas stuff on.
- [Little Boy] Yeah.
- Don't be fooled by the blue skies.
We are about a week to a week-and-a-half before Christmas.
We just moved to a place that's really warm all-year round
and it's really nice.
So, no snow for us, but,
we got something special for the kids this year.
This is the dancing Santa, off of Amazon.
We'll put a link in the description if you're
interested in him.
He dances. He moves. He sings.
He is bilingual.
(upbeat pop music)
- Ho! Ho! Ho!
(sings Jingle Bells in Spanish)
- That's the Spanish version Santa.
Push the button in the back.
(upbeat pop music)
- We have a lot to do tonight, so let's go!
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
(little boy screaming)
- Wait, this video's going to get demonetized.
- Yeah, don't play too much of the song.
- Yeah, um,
- Push it again.
(upbeat pop music)
So I don't know if we can play this music
for copyright reasons,
so I'm going to put some other really festive music
to link in Dancing with Santa.
Festive music ready, go!
(techno voice)
(techno music)
(laughing)
(gentle chiming)
Alright, so how does this thing work?
Well, we have a button on the bottom that you push.
And then on the back, there's a few different options.
So right under here is a volume mode if I turn it up.
Wait- - Oh, wait, What?
(festive music plays)
- Right over here is the volume mode, so if I turn it up
(sings Feliz Navidad)
We need to find out what's inside of Santa.
Kids, don't be afraid.
This is not the real Santa.
Even though he moves better than the real Santa.
- This is how you know he's not real.
(loud screeching)
- His legs are made out of pipes.
(loud screeching)
Look at those legs.
- Ow, he keeps hitting me.
- Yeah, that's not creepy.
It's kind of fun without the words.
(clattering)
Let's see.
What's in his mouth?
Oh, wow!
(tapping)
- [Little boy] He's toothless!
- That just feels wrong.
Touching his beard like that.
Think it'd be cool if Lincoln tackled him.
Hopefully this would be the good thumbnail,
and if not, it'll just be fun
and hopefully he doesn't get hurt.
Smash it like everybody in this video's
gonna smash that like button.
He doesn't like it when I say that.
- Smash that like button!
(upbeat techno music)
(loud bang)
- Oh!
(shouts loudly)
Oh, Santa!
What did Lincoln do to you?
(upbeat pop music)
(loud bang)
(laughs loudly)
(screams loudly)
Oh! Ouch!
(upbeat pop music)
(loud bang)
(screams loudly)
Ow, no!
I killed Santa.
(upbeat pop music)
Kids, this is not the real Santa Claus.
It is just something we brought off the internet.
In fact, you can tell.
If you look at his head right here, it's just plastic.
The real Santa is not made out of plastic.
In order to take the clothes off of Santa,
In order to take the clothes off of this mechanical,
dancing, not real, Santa,
(giggles)
you just unzip him.
- You seem like you've done this before.
- Um, I did put him together.
(light cheerful music)
- There we are. - He built this.
- Hi.
See kids, that's not,
Oh, there's the speaker!
Okay, so inside the music does come from his chest.
- I was wondering where the speaker was.
- Do you think it'll still work?
Let's try.
The legs are basically just these things.
That's it.
- This is just wrong.
- Let's see if he's still works after that smash.
(light classical music)
- Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas.
♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
♪ See the blazing yule before us ♪
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
(clattering)
- Uh, oh.
♪ There goes Saint Nick. ♪
(loud bang)
(loud screech)
(dramatic orchestra music)
- So if you look inside of Santa,
(clattering)
who's still moving,
But we definitely killed the music, finally.
(light orchestra music)
(loud bang)
(light orchestra music)
(loud bang)
I can't do it.
It's not a real face, but I just can't do it.
Santa, you're a good guy.
We can put this somewhere in our house.
Lincoln you don't get a Santa hat.
- Oh.
- On behalf of all dancing Santas in the world,
Merry Christmas.
Lincoln, show us a festive dance.
Let's do a festive dance.
Go ahead Lincoln.
Do your best.
That's not the dance.
- What?
(upbeat pop music)
- Merry Christmas!
- Whoa! Nailed it.
- I know, right.
- What are you doing there, momma?
- Taking a picture.
- You like Lincoln as Santa?
- Hi, Tez! - Say look Lincoln
- Lincoln's always complained about not having an ugly
Christmas sweater.
He's got the ugliest of all the Christmas sweaters now.
(dog barking)
And a Santa suit.
Should we feel bad for doing this video?
- Kind of, and kind of not.
(upbeat techno music)