♪ (mysterious spy music) ♪
- What do we do now? - We wait. Case the joint.
Take note of their habits and their schedules.
(Coco) I know what we do. We wear alligator hats,
turn into alligators-- but not real alligators.
Just pretending.
- I like that idea, Coco. - This is so exciting.
- I feel like we're in Lethal Weapon! - Ooh, can I be Danny Glover?
Yes, I'll be Rene Russo.
That's Lethal Weapon 3.
(impersonating Glover) Ooh, I'm too ooooold for this!
I have to go pee.
You didn't pee before we left?
It went back in...
but now it wants to come back out again.
Alright, come on.
♪ (curious music) ♪
(Coco) No, no, no.
No, no. It's not a potty and there's spiders.
It's like Mother Nature's potty.
I need to pee, so...
- Okay, you can pee here. - How?
You just gotta lean, squat. I'll show you.
- Just...let daddy help you. - (Matt) Yeah, just...no. Just--
- (Leila) If you-- - (Matt) Not on me.
(Leila) Try and get the-- back behind the knees.
- (Coco) What? - (Matt) Like this?
(Leila) Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. There you go.
- And then the other knee. - (Coco) That feels weird...
(Tina) They've got some strange parenting skills.
It's a bit odd, isn't it?
- (Coco mumbling) - (Leila) Okay.
(Matt) There we go. Right there. Yeah!
- (Leila) That's it, that's it! - (Matt) That's exactly what you're gonna do.
Can I help you?
- (Leila sighs) - The mug store lady!
Huh. So THIS is the mug store lady.
- Are you a ghost? - Oh...(laughing)
(whispering) There she is.
- (Tina) She even looks evil. - (Dylan) She does.
Okay, now's our chance. Let's roll!
Um...uh. Sorry, we were at your store the other day.
- The mugs. - There was no sink.
Oh my stars! Of course.
I'm so sorry about your mugs. I meant to call you and explain.
- Oh, it's fine. - Do you ever watch Dateline?
Oof! It might be maxed, but it's still good for something.
(whispering) Yes!
I need to pee.
Can we use your bathroom?
Oh, sure! Yeah, it'll give me a chance to explain everything.
Let's have a "potty"!
Perfect.
(Coco) It's coming! It's coming!
- What are you doing? - I want my mugs back.
♪ (curious music) ♪
Are you sure you don't need help in there, Coco?
No! I wanna do it by myself. I need my privacy.
Okay.
(sighs)
(store owner) I feel so terrible. It happened so fast.
You know, the creditors came and then they took
- all the inventory. - Well, that's exactly what I assumed happened.
You know, these cookies are delicious.
You didn't happen to buy them at a...market, did you?
Oh, yes I did, actually! (chuckle) I often joke that they're so good,
- that they should be illegal. - (Matt and Leila laugh insincerely)
Are they?
They've gotta be around here somewhere!
If I were a mug, where would I be?
Probably in my hands, filled with tea.
- Hun! This isn't the time for romantics. - I can't help it.
I just get these feelings and I...come here.
Ever since my husband passed, I don't have anyone to bake for.
Oh my goodness. That's so sad!
- I'm sorry. - Thank you.
(paper rustles)
T-The store closing is my fault.
I fell through on the accounting end.
But, you know, with the volunteering at the soup kitchen,
and working with the animal amputees at the shelter,
I just didn't have the time.
- (bottles rattle) - (groans)
- Shhhh! - Are you kidding me?!
Are you kidding me? What are you doing?
(under breath) Sorry.
I've always loved pottery, but since my husband passed,
it has become a great passion.
And it was so wonderful to share that gift with children.
(skeptically) Mmm hmm. Pottery can be very cathartic. Yeah.
(Leila) You know, it's such a powerful way to work through emotions
like guilt.
♪ (spy music) ♪
This whole thing is such a mess. Let me give you your money back.
Okay? I'm gonna go get my checkbook.
- Oh no. - No, no.
(Leila) Please, please. You have been through enough.
- It's fine. - No, I insist.
(Leila) No, seriously! It's totally unnecessary.
Just wait three months before you cash it.
I should be through my Chapter Seven bankruptcy by then.
(store owner) Find that checkbook. Where is it?
Hey, checkbook!
(gruff voice) Little girl. Are you looking for something?
(wispy voice) Maybe we can help you find it.
Well, no. Uh...I'm just looking for some mugs
that I painted for my mom, but uh...
they seem to be in a different world.
(gasps) Oh!
(imitates doll in wispy voice) Can we go to that world?
(normal voice) No! You can't.
Because you just can't fit.
It's for babies and ghosts.
(Sean Connery voice) Ghosts?
(Sean Connery voice) I'm afraid of ghosts.
(normal voice) Well, some ghosts are quite nice.
- I know what to do! - (whispering) What, baby?
(clearing throat) I'm just going to get a glass of water.
- (store owner) Oh, I'll get it! - No, no, no. You stay here.
Leila loves sad stories.
(store owner) So I was covered in fuel...
(whispering) It's not working. All I'm getting are beer steins.
- These aren't mugs! - What are you doing?!
We're trying to get your daughter's mugs back.
- You're crazy. - I am not crazy!
- You're both crazy! - My husband is not crazy!
(Walken accent) You know, I ain't afraid-a no ghosts...
'cause I'm a bear.
And bears, they ain't afraid of ghosts.
(normal voice) I don't know what you're saying
because I don't speak Bear.
But my dad does. Huh!
You guys stay right here. I'll be right back.
(rattling noise)
And so I had to take aspirin every day for the rest of my life.
Without swallowing it. I had to chew on it.
- Alright! Where are they?! - Yeah!
Who are you? And what are you doing here?
You're sick! Stealing from kids?
- Dylan, stop it! - Hey!
You let him handle it, Matt, like a real father would!
She is a very sweet lady!
She finds prosthetic limbs for stray animals, for crying out loud.
This-This has gone on long enough.
There is no such thing as the Kids Toy Black Market!
I found the mugs!
(silence)
My friends helped me.
Are those cookies?
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
(slow-motion) She's getting away!
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
(crashing noises)
That's what I call a "mug shot".
(Dylan) Now it's off the charts.
Thanks, Davy.
Guys, it turns out that that woman's store
was the main supplier to an international art crime syndicate.
- (Tina) Wow. - (Leila) Really?
Yeah! The mugs were being sold as priceless, abstract expressionist pieces
on a farmhouse out on Lake Titicaca!
Something's really wrong.
- Hey, dolly pants? - Hmm?
Check out what I got you.
Oh!
It's a sea-eagle.
♪ (inspirational music) ♪
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