(upbeat orchestral music)
- You can't come to Athens without going to the Acropolis.
- I disagree because we almost did.
This is our last day.
- We almost did but then we didn't.
- But it's the last day. - You know what I'm saying.
(upbeat orchestral music)
The architecture goals like.
- Yeah.
- Can you come and design my future home?
- We all know you need some help.
- As people comment my ass that got your Instagram.
- Yeah but they don't even know what they're doing.
- Hey guys.
You should probably come here with a guided tour.
Because we're just like oh cool that looks old.
- That was bad.
- It wasn't bad.
- It was not like the best work we've ever done.
- It's gonna be good.
We will now enter the portion in our channel where we show,
you things that tourists all want to see so it's more the,
the tourists than the actual thing.
- Watch out for the selfie stick.
- Isn't is so authentic?
- That's beautiful though.
- Hi!
Spotted a YouTube subscriber. - Oh hi.
(foreign language)
- So this is getting prettier and prettier.
It's so beautiful.
- Gorgeous.
- Holy souvlakis.
I just can't get enough of these travel jokes.
- Okay.
Shots gonna be epic.
Move out of my way move.
(upbeat techno music)
- Okay, okay, okay.
Every time I come to one of these ancient sites.
Here's what I think about thigh and bun power,
to grab all these rocks and put them on top of this hill.
This ain't no like sea level elevation.
- It's just okay.
- Great good talk.
- Look over there it's ugly.
- It's such a great conversation.
You get the ugly stuff.
- Why do I get the ugly stuff?
- Because you'll beautify it.
Because you're so beautiful.
- Not today did you see the zit on my forehead?
That's why I've been doing this angle the whole time.
- Fashion icon.
You would've thought we were Mount Vesuvius.
- This is me the entire video like,
yeah can I help you.
- What the,
holy moly.
What the did you just see that bird?
(upbeat techno music)
When the woman hangs off the edge like that.
You know we don't like that.
Like get off the ledge.
- Who am I to be taking AP history.
But you ain't taking AP health.
- Ow.
We we're just right there.
And like five seconds later.
- Oh that's where we filmed that boring stuff.
- Yeah.
My feelings exactly.
- Here we are.
This is actually incredible. - This is actually incredible.
- It actually is.
- That's what I was gonna say.
- I know it was on the tip of your,
tongue too. - Tongue too?
- Yeah exactly.
You took the test of what Greek god did you get.
What'd you get?
- Who do you think I got?
- One, two, three let's say it out loud.
- Aphrodite.
- I got Athena.
- Well I got Aphrodite which makes sense.
- Technically.
- Because I'm the,
- You want to be the ruler of love.
- [Man] This is not music floor.
- No.
Okay we won't dance anymore.
- Okay outside you're doing everything.
- Okay.
- No dancing here okay.
- Thanks.
- No dancing at the Parthenon.
- [Man] No dance, no dancing.
- No dancing.
- [Man] You go home.
- We go home to dance.
- Not here.
- No I'm just curious what is the dance here.
- I don't know.
- Okay.
Well we're about to get kicked out of the Parthenon,
because,
- We were dancing.
We were trying to make some good memories for ourselves.
You know Damon and Jo can't go anywhere without dancing.
This man comes over with a whistle.
It's 2018 I thought at least.
I think he's stuck in ancient times here.
You're telling me, - She's not done.
- I cannot dance.
There his whistle goes.
- His freaking whistle.
So obviously you have a good view up here at the Acropolis.
But you have to pay 10 euros for it.
If you want a free view go exactly here.
- What is this place called?
- This is in,
- Exarcheia.
Which is the anarchist neighborhood.
Like basically the hipster neighborhood.
- Like that's where we've been all this time.
- That's where we've been.
That's all we know.
I did run up here and I said Jo we have to go back.
What?
I'm a vlogger.
But I'm not a jogger.
No more.
Just for reference.
So you saw how many people were at the Acropolis.
I passed three people on this hill.
- It was also eight AM jet leg.
- You know I don't know I'm an early riser.
- It was from jet leg.
You know what I mean let's go.
- I just want to say I saw a DM the other day that said,
someone was really inspired by what we do.
And I just want everyone to know that like it's not hard.
This is a super cheap city.
Our hostile is probably 20 euros each.
How many of our followers are from Europe?
This is so cheap.
This is probably a ten euro flight.
This is not hard. - This is free.
What we're doing right now is free.
- I'm gonna slap you all if you tell me how hard,
- Doesn't it look like we're in the middle of like Costa,
Rica right now?
Ain't no other man but you.
- Tip is not included.
- That's how we pay for our travels.
Ain't no other, ain't, ain't no other lover.
- You know I am enrolled in like Christina Aguilera's,
master class so.
- I have to okay let's keep going.
So Damon just asked where the bleep are we.
Because apparently he doesn't remember the way up.
- I'm not European.
I don't have universal healthcare so please don't hurt me.
- Just like actually be careful.
Whoa.
Coming everybody.
Okay I made it.
- This is not at all the way I came up last time.
Mine was like a straight shot.
Like an escalator up to.
So back on the point that it's not hard to do what we're,
doing our flight from Kenya a hundred and fifty dollars.
A hundred and fifty dollars!
- That's just so cheap.
- Like I want to like.
I know you're watching this and I know you're thinking,
that wish we could but didn't.
You can because it's so-- - You can and you should.
And you should shut up and...
- Any other man but you.
Ain't no other way but you.
- Ain't no other country of love.
Okay yeah alright we got to go.
- Ain't no other man but Marcos.
Are you an actor or a model?
- I model.
- Yeah.
God damn like you've ever showed up.
You got soul, you got class, you got style, you got you.
Ain't no other man but you.
- Ain't no other man but you.
I am a great singer.
I don't care what anyone says in the comments.
- So people are like so Damon and Jo,
why did you go to Greece?
And this is the simple answer.
We looked at the map and we saw that Athens was closer,
than LA from Nairobi.
So we decided to come here.
- And cheaper.
(laughing)
- I had a heart attack.
- I forgot to mention this is hard.
- Oh my god.
(foreign language)
get out of this country I'm having too much fun.
You can't make this stuff up.
Okay so we've never told you guys this.
But around four PM to six forty five.
- What time is it?
It's crazy.
- It's crazy.
What does that mean?
Can we define that?
- Yeah it means it's crazy.
- Right now is crazy.
So I can't be held responsible for my actions.
- See I told you it wasn't that hard at all.
- Holy schmolakis.
- Wasn't hard at all.
While I'm up here admiring the view.
Jo's still worrying about here splinter over here.
I'll see you at the hospital later.
Damn that's pretty.
- Ladies and gentlemen.
This is this is a house.
I have nothing else to say.
- Don't I'm tired. - Alright let's go back down.
- Ow.
- It's crazy.
- Close it out.
Okay seriously the craziest YouTubers.
- Okay goodbye I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
- Turn the camera off Jo.
- Hit it.
- Wow.
- Wow indeed.
- No this restaurant wow.
Oh my god.
- So we were making a good point.
We went to the Acropolis.
- As usual make all of our best points off camera.
- Right so what did you just say off camera?
- I said man this is such more of an experience.
- So you can go to the Acropolis and say you've been there,
and experienced that.
Or you can come here.
Or you can do both.
Like we did and have an extreme workout in one day.
But this was how much?
Free.
It was free 99.
- Free.
If it's free.
It's for me. - It's for me.
And it's for you too. - And it's for you too.