LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS A RIVAL OF DONALD TRUMP DURING THE
2016 PRIMARIES.
YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THAT BECAUSE HE HAD A MISERABLE SHOWING.
HE WAS OBLITERATED BY TRUMP BUT IN DOING SO, TRUMP HUMILIATED
HIM, EMBARRASSED HIM IN ALMOST EVERY IMAGINABLE WAY.
HE EVEN TALKS TO HIM.
REMEMBER IT IS DONALD J TROLL/ HE IS THE KING OF THE
TROLLS.
NOT ONLY DID HE TROLL LINDSEY GRAHAM, HE ALSO GAVE OUT HIS
PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER WHILE ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL.
IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
THE THINGS HE SAID ABOUT HIM
WERE HORRIBLE, HORRIFIC, ETC.,
AND REMEMBER, LINDSEY GRAHAM'S BEST FRIEND IN THE SENATE
IS JOHN MCCAIN AND TRUMP FAMOUSLY SAID, I PREFER PEOPLE
WHO WEREN'T CAPTURED, ABOUT JOHN MCCAIN, WHICH IS UNREAL.
SO LATER, LINDSEY GRAHAM WENT ON TO HAVE MANY AGREEMENTS AND
DISAGREEMENTS WITH DONALD TRUMP, BUT APPARENTLY THEY WERE GOLFING
JUST A DAY AGO SO LINDSEY GRAHAM SENT OUT THIS TWEET:
SO THIS IS DEEPLY EMBARRASSING.
NOW HE IS KISSING HIS ASS.
THERE'S A SECOND TWEET THAT IS EVEN WORSE.
I'M GOING TO READ IT TO YOU AT THE END, BUT LET'S PAUSE HERE
TO NOTE THAT IT IS INCONCEIVABLE THAT DONALD TRUMP SHOT A 73
IN IDEAL CONDITIONS LET ALONE THE CONDITIONS GRAHAM SAID.
I THOUGHT I REMEMBERED THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS A
NOTORIOUS LIAR ABOUT GOLF, LET ALONE EVERYTHING ELSE IN
THE WORLD, SO I WENT BACK AND RESEARCHED IT.
YES, GOLF MAGAZINE HAS AN ARTICLE ABOUT HOW NO ONE
COULD EVER VERIFY ANY OF HIS GOLF CLAIMS.
HE CLAIMED ONCE AT THAT HE HAD WON 18
DIFFERENT GOLF CHAMPIONSHIPS.
WHEN THEY WIN LOOKED AROUND AND ASKED AROUND, NOT ONE COULD
BE VERIFIED TO WHICH I SAY, OF COURSE.
HE KEEPS CLAIMING THAT HE BROKE THE RECORD ON HIS OWN
COURSE SEVERAL TIMES, BUT THERE ARE NO SIGNED CARDS TO
INDICATE THAT.
HE GOES ON AND ON, BUT THEN I FOUND A
WASHINGTON POST ARTICLE WHERE THEY WENT BACK THROUGH TIME
TO CHRONICLE ALL THE DIFFERENT WAYS THAT DONALD TRUMP
CHEATS AND BY THE WAY, THERE IS UPSIDES TO TRUMP ON GOLFING.
APPARENTLY HE IS A FUN GUY TO HANG OUT WITH UNLESS OF
COURSE, YOU ARE A WOMAN.
ANYWAY, AND HE TIPS WELL TO THE CADDIES AND APPARENTLY, THE
CADDIES HELP HIM CHEAT AND IT'S A WELL-KNOWN FACT AT HIS
COURSES.
IF YOU COULD ALSO, MAKE SURE YOU GET HIS BALL AND THROW IT INTO
THE MIDDLE OF THE FAIRWAY AND YOU WILL GET BETTER TIP THAT
WAY.
WE GO BACK TO THE MID-1990S AND I'LL GO
THROUGH ALL THE YEARS FOR YOU.
HE WAS TALKING TO, IN FACT, HE WAS GOLFING WITH MARK
MALVOY WAS THE MANAGING EDITOR OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED AT THE
TIME AND MALVOY SAYS TO HIM, WAIT A MINUTE, YOUR BALL
WASN'T THERE AND IT WASN'T EVEN REMOTELY THERE.
TRUMP'S RESPONSE:
THEN WE GO TO 2012.
ALICE COOPER, WHEN ASKED ABOUT OTHER CELEBRITIES HE
PLAYED WITH
HE SAID:
IN 2004 HE WAS TALKING TO RICK REILLY WHO IS WRITING A
BOOK ON GOLF THAT INCLUDED DONALD TRUMP.
REILLY SAID:
AGAIN, NONE OF THIS HAS ANY POLITICAL
MOTIVATION.
IT'S BACK IN 2004.
TRUMP IS NEVER EVEN TALKED ABOUT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT I HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS.
JUST EVERYONE WHO ENCOUNTERS THEM IN GOLF IS LIKE THAT GUY IS
AN UNBELIEVABLE CHEATER, SO THERE ARE ALL THESE STORIES OF
JUST THROWING BALLS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FAIRWAY, JUST
MAKING UP A SCORE AND PUTTING IT ON HIS CARD THAN THE ONE HE
SHOTS SO BEING OUTSIDE THE GREEN AND SAYING THAT TO GIVE ME
AND JUST PICKING IT UP.
YOU ARE NOT EVEN ON THE GREEN.
SO GOES ON AND ON, BUT AGAIN, RICK REILLY DOES SAY:
THAT WAS 13 YEARS AGO.
BOY DID HE NAIL THAT.
WELL, IT HAS STARTED TO COUNT, AND THIS CARNIVAL IS NOT
FUN AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET OFF THIS RIDE, BUT I AM NOT
LINDSEY GRAHAM.
SO WE FINISH BACK WITH THE SECOND TWEET OF LINDSEY GRAHAM.
LOOK, DONALD TRUMP IS A PATHETIC, INSECURE, EGOMANIAC.
THE ONLY THING WORSE IS WHEN HE UNMANS YOU AND WHEN YOU
HAVE GROVELING, PATHETIC POLITICIANS LIKE LINDSEY
GRAHAM WHO, AFTER TAKING A BEATING, I MEAN, THAT'S AN
OPENHANDED SLAP, BOY, AND HE DID IT TO YOU HOW MANY TIMES?
AND THEN YOU COME BACK AND YOU DO THIS AND YOU OFFER YOUR
HAND TO HIM AND YOU BOW BEFORE HIM AND GO OH MY GOD, HE IS
SUCH A GREAT GOLFER.
HE BEAT ME SO BAD.
LIKE WHEN HE WON DURING THE RACE.
DONALD TRUMP.
PLEASE GIVE MY DONORS TAX CUTS.
I HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR THEM FOR DECADES AND THEY REALLY
NEED THOSE TAX-CUTS.
I'LL SAY ANYTHING, DONNIE.
YOU LIE ABOUT YOUR GOLF SCORE.
PLEASE.
LINDSEY GRAHAM, YOU ARE ONE OF THE SADDEST PEOPLE I'VE
EVER SEEN.
YOU'RE LUCKY TED CRUZ IS STILL AROUND SO YOU'RE NOT AT THE
VERY BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.