(Christian exclaiming)
- Hi, it's me the Christian Hull.
The guy that guesses the paint colors.
You have no idea who I am, fine.
I'm fine with that.
Anyways, we have been doing videos
where Phoebe fills this jar with things,
and then I do a thing,
where I pull them out and I guess something.
Anyways, today is groups of animals.
So in here, the name of a group of animals,
for example, a hoard,
I pull it out and I was like,
"Oh, what's a hoard?"
That's bats.
So it's a hoard of bats.
I mean, I made that up.
Is that right? Terrific?
- [Phoebe] I don't know,
maybe the collection down for bats is in there.
- Good.
So let's play.
Okay.
A kennel of
dogs.
Is it gonna be this easy?
- [Phoebe] No, I just threw in two easy ones.
- This is gonna be boring.
A meow of birds.
A cackle of kookaburras.
A cackle of
geese.
Oh, a cackle of hyenas.
- [Phoebe] Yeah.
- People think my laugh sounds like a hyena.
(Christian laughs)
And this is what a hyena sounds like.
(laugh audio playing)
No, that's my laugh, Ben.
Play that laugh of a hyena.
(laugh audio playing)
No, sorry.
It's still my laugh.
(hyena cry playing)
No, sorry. That--
Oh, that is the hyena.
Oh, that was the hyena.
Oh, interesting.
Okay.
(table banging)
A crossing?
A crossing of cows.
A crossing of swords.
(Christian laughing)
What's an angry animal?
Crossing of bears.
A crossing of chickens.
- [Phoebe] Are you joking me?
- What animal do you cross?
(light bulb dinging)
Oh, is it a crossing of zebras?
Is it really?
Is that what's called a zebra crossing.
But it's a group of stripes,
so is it like a group of zebras.
- [Phoebe] Yeah.
- And you walk on top of them.
A wisdom of owls.
- [Phoebe] No.
- Oh, that was a good one though.
A wisdom of, what's a wise animal?
Snow leopards.
A wisdom of kangaroo, a wisdom of kangaroos.
- [Phoebe] No.
- Oh, I wanna know what kangaroos are though.
A wisdom of wombats.
- [Phoebe] Yeah.
- Wow.
A memory of
horses.
(Christian exclaiming)
A memory of elephants.
- [Phoebe] How did you know that?
- Because elephants have amazing memories.
- [Phoebe] But how did you know that?
- They never forget.
Because of David Attenborough.
Get (bleep), it's a memory of elephants.
Well done, Christian.
A bloat.
a bloat of walruses.
A bloat of whales.
- [Phoebe] Close.
- A bloat of killer whales.
A bloat of orcas
A bloat of dolphins.
Cows, a bloat of cows.
That's a herd of cows anyway.
(Christian laughing)
So it's a big fat animal?
It this like a joke?
It's bloat of Christians.
(Christian exclaiming)
- [Phoebe] Correct.
(Christian laughs)
A bloat of hippopotamuses, a bloat of hippos.
- [Phoebe] Yes.
- Thank you.
A leap of faith.
A leap of, I mean, it's obviously frogs.
- [Phoebe] No.
- A leap of frogs.
A leap of grasshoppers.
- [Phoebe] No.
- A leap of locusts.
- [Phoebe] You're very wrong.
- So it's not anyone that leaps?
A leap of cheetahs.
- [Phoebe] Close.
- A leap of gazelles.
A leap of leopards.
- [Phoebe] Yeah.
- What's with the alliteration?
Fun fact about a leopard is they taste like chicken.
Yum.
A tower of,
giraffes.
- [Phoebe] Yes.
- Ooh, can I tell you my giraffe fact?
So it's more like a party trick where you go,
"Hey Phoebe,
if a mouse has seven vertebrae in its neck,
how many would a giraffe have?"
(Christian laughing)
Wow.
And then Phoebe goes, "Fifty."
And then you go, "Zero."
Didn't we already have this conversation?
- [Ben] It's zero right?
- Are you joking?
- [Ben] How many does it have?
- [Phoebe] The same amount.
- Yes, all vertebrates have seven.
- [Phoebe] Except for Phoebe,
who has an extra one in her neck.
- That's why we call her a freak around the office.
Do you have eight?
- [Phoebe] Yeah.
- Is that why he was such a good dancer?
Cause you could do like neck moves and stuff.
- [Phoebe] Well, I have lots of extra bones in my body.
That's why I think I absorbed my twin.
- Wait, what?
(replay audio playing)
- Okay.
A group of weirdos.
Oh, that would be Phoebe.
(Phoebe laughing)
Phoebe's a collective name for Phoebes.
It's a prickle of camels.
Please tell me camels is a hump of camels.
A prickle of porcupines.
- [Phoebe] Yeah.
- Fun fact about porcupines
is every prick is filled with poison,
which is also the dating advice I will give to my daughter.
A pride of, oh, is this the other easy one?
Yeah?
A pride of leopards.
It's lions.
I'm not a (bleep) idiot.
Fun fact about the lion
is on a recent trip to Africa,
Katy Perry was inspired to write her song
after she heard one of the elephants go.
(Christian mimicking elephant sound)
- [Ben] Was it firework?
- [Christian] It's "Wide Awake",
cause she was asleep and it was wide awake.
(everyone laughing)
That's so dumb!
I was taking you to "Roar",
but then I didn't.
I took a sharp left turn.
An ambush of,
that sounds like dogs,
they run up to you and like ambush you.
You're like, "Go away, get away."
An ambush of, is this alliteration?
So it's an A?
- [Phoebe] No, it's a T.
- An ambush of tigers.
- [Phoebe] Yeah.
Oh, okay.
A glaring of judging eyes.
- [Phoebe] Which is from a?
- Staff members.
A glaring of, what animal judges you?
Judging animal.
What animal sits there and judges?
A cat.
- [Phoebe] Yes.
- A glaring of cats.
Wow.
A cauldron of, I know a murder is crows,
so it can't be a cauldron of crows.
Monkeys?
What's a witchy thing?
A cauldron of, I need a hint
- [Phoebe] Nighttime.
- Oh, a cauldron of owls.
- [Phoebe] No.
- What else is (bleep) witchy and nighttime?
A cauldron of?
- [Phoebe] Literally what you dress up at Halloween.
What's like the number one animal for Halloween?
- A cauldron of pumpkins.
A cauldron of cauldrons.
A cauldron of witches.
A cauldron of ghosts.
- [Phoebe] Halloween animal.
- Ghost.
- [Phoebe] Halloween animal.
- Cats.
- [Phoebe] Are you joking me right now?
What is the literally all the branding for Halloween?
It's a black?
- Cats.
- [Phoebe] No
A cauldron of panthers.
- [Ben] Rhymes with cat.
Mat, fat, that, lap,
oh, a cauldron of bats.
Halloween isn't about bats.
- [Phoebe] You're telling me all the branding on Halloween,
doesn't have a bat on it?
- Fun fact about the bat,
it has nothing to do with Halloween.
A crash of
cheetahs.
A crash of rhinos.
Fun fact about the rhino,
it's very horny.
(upbeat bass guitar music)
Oh, this one's easy.
A flamboyance of flamingos.
- [Phoebe] How'd you know that?
- Cause it starts with F-L-A-M.
An embarrassment of
echidnas.
They're not embarrassing.
What trips over all the time,
or what's like really clumsy?
I (bleep) wonder.
- [Phoebe] You're on the right track.
- Oh, an embarrassment of Phoebes?
Is this just been like an embarrassment of Christians?
Is this a joke one?
An embarrassment of ecological proportions?
Climate change.
- [Phoebe] Pandas.
- That's a very obvious hint.
An embarrassment of pandas.
- [Phoebe] Yeah.
- Could you not have given me something
like black and white?
- [Phoebe] I said wet, round, clumsy,
and eating all day,
what else could I give you?
- I mean, you're describing me.
That's all I can think of.
A kaleidoscope or flatter of.
A kaleidoscope of Sheppard the band.
(bell dinging)
Oh, see I incorporated their new album,
"Kaleidoscope Eyes".
Not sponsored,
they just live down the road and I'm a big fan.
Kaleidoscope of butterflies.
- [Phoebe] Yeah.
- A parliament of dropkicks.
A parliament of assholes
who need to get their shit together.
So what is a really boring animal,
who is lackluster and doesn't do anything?
Oh, parliament of owls.
A parliament of owls?
Is that because no one takes responsibility,
and they all pass the buck?
Who, who, who, who, who was responsible?
Who, who, who, not I.
Who, who, who.
Oh, this one's (bleep).
Jesus.
A pod of.
A pod of tide.
(Christian laughing)
That is so not funny.
If you don't know what the tide pod stuff is,
you're over 30.
Okay, thank you.
It's dolphins.
Thank you so much.
Now I will drink them.
Those animals taste yummy.
Vegans look away.
All right.
Now, just for shits and giggles,
I am going to leave you and join
a embarrassment of,
what was it again?
Pandas.
I mean of all the things I draw out,
it's the round, fat, lazy ones, that sit and eat.
That's a sign,
that is a sign.
Do do do do do do do.
La la la la la la la.
(baby panda sneezing)
Oh my god, there's a kid there.
It sneezed.
It's scary
Here's my impersonation of a dog.
(dog barking)
And here's my impersonation of my producer, Phoebe.
- [Phoebe] Hello I'm Christian Hull and subscribe.
Please watch this video,
and I'm gonna give Phoebe a raise after this.
- She's a bitch.
(Christian laughing)