we're just we're just normal men
what do you mean normal men we're just innocent men
y'alright cockers well hey hacker the dog here welcome to my top-notch blooper reel join
me on this shambolic trip down memory lane hey hey some of these bits of nonsense happened live
on the telly you know oh yeah enjoy cockers hey i hit it please let's go look at all right cockers
it's a summer time and anyone can see it might be hot outside but there's no one cooler than me
all right cockers it's summertime so no more clouds and snow
just stick around to stay in the sun cause we need a little more fun all right cockers here
we go the sun is out and the rain no no we can watch cbbc blue peter mash up and me
oh wow oh no rhys i was so startled i was startled then the title the universe went black
and there were words and now we're back and nobody noticed and i need an ending no one knows that ignore
what just well that was hey listen songwriting let's get back to that we're gonna need rhys
i need two more lines they must end the song with a flourish they must not feature a slate
libby who put the washing machine on for the first time she says i
know it's sounds stupid but i like it whoops im in a spin whoops in at number two whoops
stop it please serena who managed to eat all the peas on her plate on her plate hooray
ive just banged my shin on the monitor there listen now in a one its
in at number it was my ankle in at one it's madeline
madeleine who managed to watch cbbc for most of the day without her baby brother turning the tv off usually he does
at least 20 times a day oh thank you very much everyone for sending in all of your tiny achievements
are you alright no is your shin ok i banged my ankle move on i didn't even know dogs had shins
well what is gonna happen now that granddad has revealed their location
now they know that it's granddad kathleen i think they might tinker with this pension
no i don't think they are gonna tinker with his pension they might
we'll find out very soon what happens some brand new wolfblood it's on in mere moments
um to top it all it's dark moon day no no no i think you'll find it's pronounced monday
thanks freddie that's an absolutely brilliant howl do you keep your howls coming in hacker tell
them how do i have to yes now listen where is it oh no listen send your howls in to the cbbc
i know the cbbc hq page on the website upload them there they could be dead good we'd like
oh no no no stuff the lettuce stuff lettuce stuff yes iceberg lettuce
oh come on kay i don't know i don't have a house yeah i live in a kennel kennel stupid game
you just i'm sick of this every day we're gonna be looking at some
of your dinner picks what are you having for dinner today hacks goose geese
careful careful oh get us down quick tony there we are we didn't expect that did we cocker
no i got trapped on the autocue hood if anyone's interested in technical terms
and we're just we're just normal men
what do you mean normal men we're just innocent men
we've got dragons coming up next big time hey listen this what
yeah yeah see that yeah read it and weep weep then i'm off i'm off
come on then you pesky pass we would like to know if you could be a witch for just one day
what would you do what would you get up to yes i mean i'd come up with a oh cocker what no
i don't know what i'm saying now
yeah yes is it that we didn't do it though no no listen
i came up with a better intro for this item which we didn't do doesn't matter we didn't
realize we skipped over something we're going to make a joke about it now it's all gone wrong
oh iain
i wish i could perform at that party but i am alas talentless like the sound man oh charlotte
you're all right yeah i love you hacker ah thanks charlotte thank you i'm a big fan of your work as
well are you a fan of me charlotte hmm okay really do you prefer yonko yeah oh charlotte you have quite
you've got your game you're on the telly come on all right charlotte how was school was it good
yes good did you write my name on the front of your jotter no no did you write mine
um yes yeah thought as much alright what is your question charlotte oh oh oh that wasn't pleasant
charlotte look what you've done charlotte like what's your question
how much do you know about robbie williams about robbie williams i know that he doesn't
like a skeleton falling on him i know that for one thing he's a wonderful man
charlotte and you're a wonderful lady singing songs about angels see ya later charlotte
bye charlotte bye oh iain this links gone to plan hasnt it its grazed me on the way down
i think we'd better end this cos hackers got to go to A and E
hit the music please come here harry i did it in the rehearsal you stupid thing
put it in your mouth and dance yeah alright chuck it away every rehearsal in picked it up
he'd done it every time but youre not good in the live when it counts man
you need me you're next monday you are in trouble katie says
but what does it mean oh oh and that that's heavier than it looks as well right on yed oh iain
oh it's my last week this you're not gonna have this for much longer there's absolute incompetence
this shouldn't be allowed should it look like it really ah it did in a way it went around the foot
see when it hit the floor wow that looked solid sore
jalapeno tongue
you alright what are we playing at welcome back up next
sell your home town at easter
jalapeno tongue crazy
next ones octavia from toddington i like toddington im familiar with its work
if you like horses and cows then you'll love toddington i like cows and horses
okay in toddington you're guaranteed to see a cow every day what about a horse
oh i'm so sorry well that's that's tickled me that
rebecca i'm crying yeah it's going all over the place this is my job rebecca from not for long
there's no way you can look after an egg what are you going to do for
it i will hatch it by the gift of song hit it eggy you're my mother
i'm planning on seeing i wonder what's inside you please hatch and let me see
some of that was wrong iain it didn't come on quick enough anything can happen
we're live ooh me windpipe
but i've also got some of your awkward comments here i've got one from maisy moo who says on my
first day of secondary school i full on bashed into a teacher
bashed into a teacher did you like this way
he jumped yeah
super awks are you ok jerome jerome he's fine yeah he'll be back next week
i think he's all right i think he's we've got dustpan and brush please for the gnome
the weekend is upon us so we're finding out what you guys are up to over the weekend so we'll get
straight to it yeah read some out cockle all right then this first one has been sent in
by sardoni feisty gekko real name do you reckon probably probably not uh i'm doing two gigs uh with my band
fantastic last week i think i had a gig last weekend it was a success this gig however
i've got this weekend is a success because i've been playing these little beauties i cant
shut up stupid thing stop it now it's weird how they work when you don't play them
black sporty orchid says i'm cleaning my room they're still going it's a very big bag boring
it's boring cleaning a room though isn't it say it again if you're cleaning stop it stupid bag pipes
oh yes now listen cleaning your room is boring unless of course
we've got a nice big juicy selection of bagpipes
i'll deal with that later thank you for your weekend plasn keep them coming in send them in to
cbbc at bbc.co dot uk make sure you include your name get permission and get a phone
number we could be calling one of you later and finding out what you're up to over the weekend
international what is the coolest trick you can do you can say hello go on then say hello fernie
that's you doing that you're doing that you're doing it oh that's nice that's it would you get
the mites out of me paw save me doing it later he's a great dane he's big but i want bigger
hello cocker
he can do the coolest trick in the world it can go lav lav on someone
not on me
let's check out the best in show nice blazer
what stop it with that i'm a vegetarian what what what don't look at me like that
this is joker he's a great dane he's big
but i want bigger this is joker he's a great dane he's big
this is joker
who's the rudest interviewee you've ever had sue barker no she's not really she is
she's got a lovely backhand you'll get a backhand in a minute if you're not careful
i like you bill
you smell of bees and not in a good way what do bees smell of dreams
and who would you like to interview hacker now you've interviewed me and bill yeah we've had you
on we've had all of you on yeah we need uh we need that woman on louise mentioned she's not been on
sally nugent be good yes she would she's taller than you think she's she's also very
sporty and athletic she'd show you up as being not very fit i know i'm not very fit i don't do any
exercise well you look pretty well on it no yeah i'm quite i'm just natural i'm naturally rugged
yes you look fairly fit get it furely fit taxi for bill you've been sent in by my chum and yours
fay oh hacker denise and ivor fazer niamh and ivor
have sent in this fantastic picture of the beach
oh dear okay come back to me fraser niamh and isla sent in that sand castle let's have
a look at the next one this one is lovely as well it's been set in by owen and riley
ernie and ryan there's some lovely grey sand and there's a a castle get back to katie i'm very
sorry i can only apologize for i could see dog he's not very good for names we'll pass that piece
of paper down there on the coffee table because there you go oh no it's a hard count kathleen
because you guys have been sending in your summer designs like oh look look
this ones sent in by monty and he's given you a star on your veil and he's also given you brown shoes
go to cbbc hq page to send some more in sorry this one here has been sent in by madeline and
this is so brilliant because madeline has drawn karim and dodge in a rocket going
to space not only any old space kathleen they're going to candy planet and look there
that star there is weeping colours it's weeping a rainbow kathleen as i do of a weekend
it's a brilliant drawing and it's a nice heavy stock oh you betcha
and this is sort of like a worst witch cbc hq amalgamation i love it look i've
got a cauldron and laurens doing a magic spell and karim's flying up into the air
and look down there it's me old mate blink blonk he's having a love lovely
time on his plim plom there and there's me on me magic walking broom thing so i can
clean up the corridors of power whilst flying about like a witch
now kathleen i know you're having a funny turn so i'll do this bit and your accent is a little bit broad
do the address please send in your fantastic drawings and or art to this lovely address
cbbc hq po box nine nine eight nine salford m five zero dp now kathleen
let's take your weeping old eyes over to the randomizer yeah i tap you on the nose right
then you tap me on the nose and so on and so on and the winner is the one who ends up with an owl
yes okay innocent owl
okay should we play this yeah all right
i'll activate the sting please sting please nose tap music light nose tap
do i go first don't i yeah yeah nose tap nose tap
nose tap nose tap
nose tap i win i have got an owl
wow you're amazing at nose tap hacker ive got a sleepy owl i didn't stand a chance
no do you know what though you've inspired me i reckon we should we should play cbbc office
games all morning guys send in your ideas and i would like you yeah kathleen to portray the
role of carol vorderman in this play always wanted to be carol vorderman so carol yes
can i have a constant please you may t and a vowel please carol a and a vowel please carol
and a vowel please carol i and a vowel please carol and a constant please carol
yes again my new catchphrase is taeiuc you know what it wouldn't be christmas without
some cracker jokes so cheers ren thank you for the cracker should we pull this oh ive done it
that'll do ive done it prematurely it'll happen get this i mean how disappointing was that let's move that oh thistleton
i've totally forgotten about how clammy he is and how clingy he is really clingy isn't it yes
do me a favor he's making me laugh with rage get rid of him
sorry sorry private joke oh carry on blue peter's coming up next it's the 5 000th episode
oh kathleen i can't wait to get my eye holes round i can't wait first though we've got to go
here and you've been telling us what gets your goats in the honour of millie between which we just enjoyed come on
mimi says when people don't know that coffee was discovered by goats
that gets my goat i'm sorry to annoy you but i didn't know that coffee was just coming back
did you know what oh dear you were discovered by goats oh no you were discovered by a goat weren't you caffeine
when you're not in it's a decaf day what do you think go on goat tell us your thoughts it's a little bit incensed kath
one more quick okay leo says what gets my goat is when someone leaves a tiny bit of cereal in
the box so you can't have any that is annoying i know somebody does that all the time you know
oh yes it's a serial offender yes whoops machine geroff go what do you think of that yeah eyebrows a
bit he's incensed within he's calm now we'll just close the goat flaps i think we should after that