*High Five* Top Of The Mornin, Laddies,My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to ass
which is animal super squad so the game is finally out you can actually go buy it for yourselves now and because of that i
Had to go back and replay all the levels that i just did
So all of this i had to do again just
Now because it reset all the stats and a lot of stuff is different
but like the boost bar is different a lot of the levels were different they were actually harder this time through
So the full game is harder than what was actually the stuff that i play but i think the game is actually early access as
well so it's already gonna change a lot anyway but lemongrass
Lumberjacks and now i want to play as somebody else please i would like to play as
ethan i like the sloth and i also got a fez so i want to put a
Fez on the sloth i would put a sloth on the fez i want to put him in a toilet
and i wanna make him feel good about himself
He's a lovely boy our ethan
and he look he loves he loves chaos and mayhem and all he wants to do is prove himself, to the world i
feel like ethan isn't a good name from though i kind of like chuck for the chicken oh
what should we call the sloth
sally sally sally the sloth
we just call your sal for short that works ya can be a cool sal oh god
yeah, baby, no baby that's a lot of fucking blades i burst my tires
how
fucking dare you
how
fucking dare you burst my tires like that ya think you're some sort of fucking hot shot don't you
some hotshot video game well you know what look at that wheels are back baby
Owwwww
Oh god is this death is this death
That's straight up death oh sally no
Okay up an over there we go oh jesus i fucking hate these
this isn't too bad this is going well things are going great for me right now hey ma ma
thins are going good
things are going worse
oh, god this thing's gonna crush me
to busy talking to her eaaagh come on cmon it's right there?
it's right there ma get the fucking pliers
okay there we fucking go attaboy sal
you don't you fucking need a toilet you don't need toilets go shit in the woods
nice
speed is key
my god yes indeedy speed is keydey up yeah boy agh ma fucking face
What is this what is this oh i just realized i did the same levels as before, oh
God i did the same levels as before but i didn't get the the bike copter like before
what's going on with that huh this thing is cool this is fucker spring-loaded
yeah
Fly on the wings of love fly sally fly whoa fuck?
flips for days
gosh you're gonna fucking break something
you gonna break records sal that's what you gonna break don't let anyone tell you different oh
taint go up and over nice
spring-loaded sally action okay that's the wrong direction that's the wrong direction it's like a fucked up boy bad wrong direction
Okay i'm back in it
sal never gives up
until he fucking dies can I ave a vehicle that's not a fucking steamboat
canI get the bike chopper back again yes stop it
i'm curious
To see what happens when you like the sloth on fire if you like the chicken on fire?
He becomes like a bucket of fried chicken?
And then he becomes he becomes like drumsticks and stuff so i wonder what happens when you like the sloth on fire
does he become hi angry monkey does he become some sort of mystery meat
sal you got this right oh
god oh god sal sal SAL SAL
There's there's no fuckin redeeming qualities here sal there's nothing theres death!
i'm sorry you can just keep going at your own sal you don't need that fucking hambone
sal is a warrior sal knows what's up ah fuck me face
No, don't fuck my face that's not what i meant don't take it out of context
take it out of a bag, (awkward laughing) oh sal we got fuckin wood we are wood sal
We've also got a levitating bike that isn't stopped by anything
it's working at fucking hocus pocus magic
oooh whatd we get a toasty you'll be a oh its this thing
already found it i'm sitting in it
ooww ma fucking sal ass
it was a fake out i
got trolled by a fake ending. this one's called
crystals in pipes
you know what they call that meth
Don't do meth kids do math
jesus this thing just fucking this thing just fucking goes this thing just fucking goes
god sal ya mad bastard you
Wooo hooo hoo hoo
Ah SAL SAL!!
HES ALIIVE
For Honor and glory
I dunno where we are sal in fucking space and time
Albert Einstien might know but he's dead now so we can't ask him, shame about that isn't it
christ fuck sal!! sal don't let them push you around push back where are we
Does anyone see sal? There he is my boy! Ah fuck
That's not, me i'm not on that i'm back here though i got lit on fire
the fucking log went off on its own
thats sloths-ist
You, wanna fucking sloth catch up with you well too bad bitch here i am
rock you like a hurricane
i died
okay
we got to keep up this time we got to keep up this time that's too fast sal sal go it's gonna crush you sal
get out here fuck oh oh god oh god oh gee i can't look
Ah hey we're alive
look it's just fucking flying this thing oh god not again not again this is my fucking nightmare dude
okay well are we going again on this i want off mr. Bones wild right this fucking thing is broken
it doesnt go any further
motherfucker get out of my way am I just resigned to this fucking misery
here we go here we go oh god it's going again oh it's going again get out of here sal that thing is fucking nuts
that thing's crazy
that was a monkey right
all right
oh
god sal slow down actually no sal keep fucking going keep going sal show them what you're worth a
a million dollar sal
aaaah boom! nice sal I fucking love you sal
Okay here we go here we go
What, see you're just fucking flying this thing let me go i'm going down the pipe
Take a lesson from your boy mario
nice we fucking did it
arms in the air and wave them like you just don't care cuz you're a sloth and now that's gone and you're basically just in midair
about to die. wait celosia greets we did this level
Yeah, this is where i got the bike copter they completely changed how the levels are
yeah, i see that's fine i can do this again no problem no water at all at all
Give me a level give me a level once upon a crane
Once upon a crane i took a little crap and
Then poo came out, and i was like oh, fancy that oh god where am i going
shit, all over the place
camera can you catch up with sal i know sal is a fuckin speeed demon
Demon and you can't keep up with the most time can you please try ah
Fuck oh good we're so far away sal i can't actually hear you are you okay
blinks fifth blink 50 times four yes
Okay if you can blink it all and i'd be actually impressed cuz i'm surprised you're not dead yet
Okay go go go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
nice nice one sal
that's the shit that's the shit right there just just lie back
just, lounge back and let the good times roll oh
okay see
Just take it easy
you don't even need to worry about anything just fall asleep there in your chair jack can take care you don't worry
okay keep her in the middle keep her in the middle keep her steady keep her steady keep her steady on
fucking launch sal we're back in it wake up
Yeah, boy love you sal you're the best of us?
But do something wrong and i will murder you coz then you'll be the worst
ow gettin killed by a mushroom
It's not, how i wanted to go out I wanted to go out liek killed by lion bears
I'm gonna die i wanted to happen in a really cool way by like something that hasn't even been invented yet
I don't even have anything anymore
what is my life without my super bike
not, life at all not a life worth living but you know what sal
We're so gonna try we're gonna carry on for that bike
tumble tumble foil and rumble
Okay, okay be careful be careful you have no protection you have no metal protection anymore oh god
Sal how you not vomiting after all of this
Look at em go
i
love him
don't tell chuck
Okay he doesn't take he doesn't take kindly to this shit he's very angry starts pecking your face
Angry little ball of chicken wher where where even am i here i am here i am i finished
Didn't even need a car did you did you see that?
did you? No? Open your eyes!
it's right there glory was in front of ya ya didnt even see it
Go back to play minecraft this one's called prank fest
You know what we go with the toilet we go with the toilet it served me well if i ever need to shit my pants
it's right there i
could do with some sort of toilet car it's just in real life yeah fuck
hello clouds it's me your boy tell you guys some pretty fucking long arms they're gonna get caught in those weeds
they're gonna mess us all up oh god oh god oh god down into the windy river we go
to die ha ha
You, see sal you don't need it you don't need it just like in happy wheels when you didn't need legs and this you don't
Even need a toilet
well look at that happy dapper cloud back there
okay toilets back bitch surprise it was a joke
where's this - oh
it fooled me fooled me once fuck fool me twice
fuck again
okay there we go bouncing around at the speed of sound
come at me gravity i
have bested you oh shit oh oh gravity, no! gravity saw what i was playing at
gravity, saw that and fucking raised me a royal flush
tits i
made it because i am the greatest
those are some big engine sir those are big engines or big bananas on them
what are you doing with those big bananas
you don't deserve my big bananas
Go go go big bananas be damned
what is fuck it's a magnet so
No, oh oh let my boy go
let my people go
well we made it i missing the kidney now but we made it this is nice just relax there sal
don't get punched by that that's mean that's not cool
this is another one
No it just wants to punch me all day oh fuck oh fuck oh, ho thank god
don't you dare
Don't you dare try and hit the world's greatest sloth
okay okay okay take me away that's not, how those work and i've played those you never grab anything
Okay i got a new one oh my god it's so fast
This thing's awesome oh except for when it sucks dick take it easy tate easy t ds take it easy and up over hook
Fuck, okay ow oh no oh oh yes yes yes yes yes yes no?
what the there's fucking mines everywhere out ow ow ow
oh, stop
Go sal go sal he's got little wheels i'm a clock
what
what what
There you go here you go here you go here you go no oh oh oh oh the victor the champion of the world
oh, fuck fuck get up there get up there sal get up get up yes yes my boy
fucking legend sal oh
It takes it away anyway oh oh oh oh oh that's bad get it get it get it hit the fucking thing
yes yes
That's what i like to see that's what i like, to see seen shout out by a pipe all the way to victory ow?
Okay i still have dont have my car uh oh
it's almost as many saws as there are saw movies
But and that's a lot of saws oh don't don't oh my butts on fire
Let the conveyor take you to a new plane
of existence oh oh oh
To dodge these bullshit's
and they have to get up here and dodge that bullshit launch me launch me yes okay
okay we're out here now i
don't okay okay yes
somebody also told me that mol or mal or whatever it is means go
up nice nice can i have a sweet victory
What are you doing oh?
christ okay okay okay okay nanny boo-boo
that was good that was good you know what that made me feel twisty fresh i
Think that's it for the first region
Nice miney mine mines well you know what miney mine mines you gonna have to wait for the next timey time times
because right now that does it for this video
surprisingly fun i like bouncing around with the characters and i like when stuff chains all together and you just take off and then weird
shit happens very fun but thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
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