- (React) We're gonna do some white elephant gifts today
from Amazon. - (claps softly)
- (React) Each round, I'll place the item in front of you.
And you guys can look at it all you want.
You just have to try not to try it. - Okay.
- Oh, cool! - Okay.
- (React) So, this Amazon customer gives it four stars and says,
"Keeps boredom away. Nothing like catching some fish
while dropping a log. Whenever I forget my phone,
this is the best way to spend potty time."
- Wait. - Whoever this is must have
severe ADHD. - Real question, though:
How much time do you guys spend on the toilet
just taking a [censored]? - This is somebody who spends
way too much time on the toilet. - I forgot my phone,
but remember to set all this up.
- Yeah. - Put the water and fish in it
and everything. - Oh my god! (claps)
- Are you supposed to leave this filled with water next to your toilet
all the time? - I feel like if you're setting
this up as you poop, you're gonna be done with your poop
before you finish this. - Exactly! I was just gonna say!
'Cause when you gotta go, you gotta go!
- Yeah. - (React) You guys gonna try
this one or not? - I'm good.
- I'm good. - I'm good.
- (React) So, you guys are good on this one.
- Yeah. - Yes.
- (React) Do you guys wanna keep it there?
- No, no. - (laughs) No, this is a disaster
waiting to happen. - Honestly.
- (React) The second product is called a Face Bank.
- Have you seen this picture on the side?
- (laughs) Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
It's really disturbing, but I kind of like it.
- Oh! (bank whirring)
(in deep voice) Face Bank! - It's gonna be like this rubbery face
that's nomming on a coin, and it looks really weird.
- (React) Yeah, wait till you see it move.
- This is cursed. - Now, pull it out.
- This is so cursed. - I'll hold it. So cursed!
- I am not a fan of how this thing looks in the slightest.
- It kind of looks like a blue Jabba the Hutt.
- Yes! Yeah! It does! - A little bit. A little bit.
(bank whirring) (buzzer)
I mean... oh. - Ohhh!
- Jesus. - And when you put it-- oh.
I don't think it's gonna fly out. Oh, and he spat it out.
- He didn't want the quarter. (buzzer)
It was too big for him. What about the nickel?
- And he just stopped. Oh, and it's in.
Wow. That was very anticlimactic. - Okay. This is...
- (both laugh) - (in deep voice) Face Bank!
Money taste good! - What a waste. (laughs)
- I mean, I feel like it's just a piggy bank.
It's not eating it unless it's...
This is defective! - Dislike. Yeah, no.
- All right. I give this one star. - Bro, how does a child play with--
this would give me nightmares as a kid.
- I think it would give me nightmares too.
- This would give me straight nightmares.
- (React) The voice-changing megaphone.
- This one sounds kinda cool. - This one might get you.
And I'm gonna let you do this one. I'm not gonna do this,
'cause I know you're gonna do it. - Mini Voice Changer.
- (React) Dan Dreifort gives it five stars, says,
"I want to meet the people who are rating this only one star.
Just kidding. I don't. Those are sad people.
This toy's great. My wife might not think so,
but she at least appreciates that I enjoy it."
- The little tidbits that he's adding in there is hilarious.
- These are fun! - Voice-- Mini V--
There's no way this works, right? I wanna try this one.
- You wanna try that one? - I wanna try it.
- It's all you. - (distorted) Hello. Helloooo.
(buzzer) - Ooh!
- (distorted) Whooooa. That is crazy.
- (laughs) - (distorted) Does this actually work?
(buzzer) This is supposed to be low pitch?
This sounds super robotic. - (distorted) It sounds like
if I inhaled in helium. - Yeah, it does!
- (distorted) Oh. This is horrible.
This is supposed to be the really highest pitched one.
And this is where it gets annoying. - (React) As soon as you talk into it,
you have Anais's full attention. She's so mesmerized by it.
- Wait, really? (laughs) - (distorted) Oh. This is horrible.
This is supposed to be the really highest pitched one.
- I mean, it's cool. - (distorted) Yeah, this is a dumb toy
that I would buy. I think
I would have this. - (laughs) I would buy it.
- (distorted) This is a lot of fun.
- (React) Next ups is adult-scented Play-Doh.
- The way it's-- - This is so cool!
I'm so excited for this one! - What the [censored]
is adult-scented Play-Doh? Oh, wait.
This is actual Play-Doh brand. So, we have Mom Jeans.
- Latte? - It has coffee on it.
- Lord of the Lawn? (laughs) These are literal dad jokes.
- Overpriced Latte. - I didn't even know they made these!
Grown-up Play-Doh! Ah! I'm so happy.
I haven't played with Play-Doh in years!
(buzzer)
- Does it smell like a grill? - (softly) No.
- No?! - Tsk.
(buzzer) - Disappointing?
- That... comment. - It's Play-Doh?
- It smells like Play-Doh. - Ahhh.
- I don't smell anything! Is this a joke?!
- I assume the coffee-- the coffee one's the only normal one here.
Does it smell like coffee? - No. It smells
like straight Play-Doh. It smells exactly like the steak.
- I should've saved this for last. Wow! You have to smell it!
Oh my god! - (chuckles) I think I can smell it
from here. - I kinda wanna eat it.
- What?! - Oh, that's so weird!
- (React) Anais, you get the point on this one.
Was it worth it? - I don't care how it smells.
Play-Doh is Play-Doh. - It's not as, you know,
hitting you in the face. But they should've worked
with Bath & Body Works (ding)
on this or something... - Yeah!
- ...'cause, then, you know... - Not Hasbro.
- ...their scents hit you in the face, so...
- Yeah.
- (React) The bottle cap launcher. - What is this?
- (React) Pat B. says, "Save time: Take your money
and burn it. No match for gravity." - (laughs)
- I don't know. - I feel like you gotta try it.
- This feels so cheap. - I know. You gotta try it, though.
- Interesting. - I'm gonna go.
I don't care. - He's already going for it.
- I've heard about these before, and I'm very curious.
Oh, if I can even get this open. - First of all...
(buzzer) - Yeah.
- Oh. Okay. - (laughs)
- You pop it in here. Load it.
- (both laughs) - It went right at you.
- That went straight to you!
- Oh, yo! That is not bad! - Whoa!
- That is not bad! - Yeah!
- (React) Worth it? - I think so.
It's very satisfying to pull that back, load it, boom.
- If this is over 10 bucks, this is not worth it.
- Oh, no. No. - It's like 5.99.
- (React) I think it was like-- yeah, that's exactly the price.
- Wow! Nailed it! - Yeah! (laughs)
- A fidget toy. - Although, you'll constantly
have to get up and go pick it up and sit back down.
- (React) So.... - (Anais gasps)
I'm sorry, but I have to try this. (laughs)
I'm sorry, but I don't even-- I don't need the description.
I know this! - I've seen these before.
I've heard of these. - (React) So, you can open it.
Kathryn Crawford gives it five stars,
says it's a game changer. - Game changer.
- Wow. - (React) "I am typing this review
reclined like a glorious Greek god." - (both laugh)
- They're definitely top-heavy here. - Are they?
Oh. - Yeah, hold it.
You'll feel it. - Oh yeah. Like...
- There's a weight to it. - Yeah.
- Are you not gonna fall asleep though if you're laying down and you have
a TV across your room or whatever? - (React) Oh, you don't have
to lay down. Let's say you're on your phone.
- Okay. Oh, so you just go like this? - (Daniel and FBE laugh)
- Tell me how they are. - Wh-- oh, god.
First of all, when there's nothing in front of you,
you're just straight looking at your crotch.
- (laughs) - (laughs) This is amazing.
- This looks like one of those old person glasses.
- It really does. - You know, it's like the whole
chunky thing. - Oh my god! This is terrifying!
You have gone full Jar Jar Binks. Your eyes are here.
I could see your eyes. - Ahhh!
- (React) Seventh item. - (Anais) The seventh item!
- (React) This is actually the top-rated white elephant gift.
- A throw pillow? - Yay!
- (React) You get to reveal to us who's under there.
- Who's under there? Oh! There's a face?
- Who-- what? - (gasps) Wha?!
- Oh my god. I-- okay. - Oh, it's [censored] Danny DeVito.
(laughs) That's not at all-- I thought it was
like a Rick Roll thing. - (snorts)
I thought it was Ed from 90-Day Fiancé. (laughs)
- Oh, it's Danny DeVito! (laughs) - Yeah, yeah. What was it called?
Always Sunny? - Always Sunny.
- Always Sunny. Yeah, Always Sunny. - I couldn't tell.
It was upside down. - God, it's so satisfying
to adjust it back, and then boom!
Danny DeVito. - (both laugh)
- Thanks for watching, guys! See you next time.
- Would you buy any of these as white elephant gifts?
Comment below and don't forget to subscribe.
- I'll do my little pinky, since it's small.
- I-- - Ahh! (laughs)
- (distorted) I have a Face Bank.
Ha-ha-ha-ha. - (laughs)