-Welcome back to "The Tonight Show."
I'm Steve Higgins, and we are about to play "Pup Quiz."
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Aww! Playing tonight,
we have the host of "The Tonight Show," Mr. Jimmy Fallon.
-Oh, hi, everybody. Hello.
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-And his opponent, the writer of the "Comedians in Cars
Getting Coffee Book" available now, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld.
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And this is the first puppy up for grabs.
Gary Frick Jr.
[ Audience aws ]
Here's how the game works.
I'll be asking both of you animal trivia questions.
And if you answer correctly,
you win a Labrador Retriever puppy.
-It's a great game.
-If you answer incorrectly, your opponent gets the puppy.
So whoever has the most puppies
at the end of the game is guess what.
The Pup Quiz champion. Jerry.
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Jerry, you're our guest.
So you'll answer the first question.
-Who is Gary Frick Jr.? -Him right here.
-Gary Frick Jr. is the name of the dog.
And originally, my dog's name was Gary.
-Oh. -That was the first Gary Frick Jr.
-Yeah, and it was a puppy from this show.
And it was a sketch we did. And then at the end of the show,
I surprised my wife with the puppy.
-Oh, my God. [ Audience aws ]
-Never surprise your wife with a puppy.
[ Laughter ]
Terrible, terrible thing. -Really?
-It's like getting someone a job.
[ Laughter ]
Honey, surprise. You now work at 7-Eleven.
[ Laughter ]
-You're the assistant manager. -That's great.
Don't cut that out. Leave that joke in.
That's great.
[ Laughter ]
-I love that. Jerry Seinfeld's like, "I loved it."
It makes my whole year.
Made my whole year. Alright, here we go.
-Alright, Jerry, here's your question.
Where do wild turkeys sleep?
Is it A, in trees?
B, in tall grass? Or C, in mud?
-Or D, who cares? [ Laughter ]
The answer would be B, in tall grass.
-This one's obvious. -Tall grass.
That's what you're going to say? -Yes.
-Ooh! You're wrong. [ Buzzer ]
The correct answer is trees.
So, Jimmy, you get Gary Frick Jr.
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-Hi, buddy. -There you go.
Trees. -Hi.
-Next question is for you, Jimmy.
Again, another turkey question.
Turkeys have three times better blank than humans.
Smell, vision, or hearing?
-Well, they got to listen for, like, knives sharpening.
-I'm going to say they have better hearing than humans.
-Is that your final answer? -Yes.
[ Buzzer ] -That is incorrect. It's vision.
-I get a puppy! -Jerry gets the next puppy.
Adorable Mary Kennedy. -Oh, there you go.
-Hi. Hello.
-Does it make you happy?
-Yeah. -Mary Kennedy.
-I got you. I got you. -A puppy that makes you happy.
[ Barking ] -Oh!
You know what that sound means.
-That means... -Time for Double Puppardy.
[ Laughter ]
Where the questions are now worth two puppies.
-Oh! -So it gets real spicy.
Okay, Jerry, next question for you.
Group of turkeys is called a what?
An A bale, B, parliament, or C, rafter?
-This is supposed to be a fun show.
[ Laughter ]
These are like brain-breaking questions.
-You're sitting in a La-Z-Boy with a puppy.
This is -- How more fun can you get? I mean, come on.
[ Laughter ]
-A rafter.
-Is that your final answer? Correct!
-Wow. Look at you. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Your new puppies are Kyle McAdams and Lisa Armstrong.
Oh, my gosh. -Oh, I am puppy rich.
Puppy rich. Puppies, puppy.
-Okay, Next question goes to Jimmy.
-Feeling a little lonely over there?
[ Laughter ]
-We're bonding. We're bonding.
-Male turkey droppings, right? You know what that is.
Have a distinct shape that looks like what?
A, a teardrop.
-Oh, gosh. -B, an infinity sign.
-We just ate. [ Laughter ]
-Or C, the letter J.
[ Laughter ]
-That would be rude, right? [ Laughter ]
-The infinity sign is just stupid.
-That is just absolutely ridic--
-That takes a lot of effort.
-But if I did see that, I would be kind of amazed.
That would go on my Instagram, probably.
-Yeah. -Like a lowercase J can I ask?
[ Laughter ]
-You said does it have a little dot on the top?
That I don't know.
-I'm going to say -- I don't know.
Turkey droppings. Teardrop.
-Teardrop? No! [ Buzzer ]
The correct answer was the letter J.
-Yeah, letter J.
-Jerry, say hello to Roger Blaine and Ted Mooney.
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Oh, my gosh.
-This is insane. This is insane.
Everyone's sniffing each other's crotch.
No one cares about anything.
The rules have gone off. This is off the rails.
-Oh! -[ Barking ]
Wow. You know what that sound means.
-What? -Time for Final Puppardy.
-Okay. There you go. -This question is for all
your opponent's puppies and the game.
-We have crushed him.
[ Audience aws ]
-Come on! Come on now.
-Guys, get focused. Get focused.
[ Laughter ]
-On average -- -Come on, Gary.
Let's figure it out, buddy. -On average,
how many turkeys does Butterball sell per year?
That's a toughie. -On average?
-On average. 10 seconds starting now!
-10 seconds. A year. -A year?
-Yeah. -I couldn't even tell you a day.
-Who cares? -A year?
-Uh, how many turkeys are there altogether?
[ Buzzer ]
-Oh!
-Um, I'll say...
-This is -- If one of us gets this right,
that would be insane.
I don't think we'd ever speak to each other again.
-I got it. -Oh, you got it?
Alright, Jimmy, what did you write down?
-I wrote 200,000. -Ooh!
A year? Really?
Okay, Jerry, what did you write down?
-200,000. -Wow!
-Dude! -The answer...
...is 13 million!
You both win.
[ Dinging ]
-We both wrote 200,000 turkeys.
-That is bizarre. -That is bizarre.
We bonded forever.
200,000 turkey-- Jerry Seinfeld, everybody.
All these adorable puppies.
Happy Thanksgiving. Stick around.
We'll be right back with Adam Devine, everybody.
Come on back.