Hello everybody, hello hello hello hello...
Hello everybody, hello everybody, it's *click* Gibi!
And today is fast and aggressive, aggressive,
aggressive, aggressive, AGGRESS- just kidding. Not that kind of aggressive.
But I did wanna do a faster video this week, and then a slow video next week.
So if you like fast and aggressive, this one's for you, if you like slow, then next week's for you.
If you like both...
You're just gonna have the best day ever.
So. It's pretty late when I'm filming this, which is great.
Because I tend to have very chaotic energy at night.
This is one of my new favorite triggers.
Look at it! Kitsch.
I don't know about this as a brand name to be quite honest with you, but...
Do I sound echoey to you? Do I sound echoey to you? Do I sound echoey to you?
I just put up some new metal backdrops.
I didn't put them up, I'm not qualified for that.
But I feel like it's picking up my voice.
La-la-la-la-la.
Maybe it'll add to the ASMR. Or maybe it'll ruin it, I don't know!
But I really need to buff out your face, ok? So hold still.
Your face sounds kinda weird. Your face sounds kinda weird. Did you know that?
Listen.
That's not really what most people's faces sound like, so...
Have you gotten that checked out? Yeah?
Well I actually know a doctor. Mhm.
Do you want an appointment? We can do an appointment, sure.
Let me get the doctor.
Do you have insurance?
Good. This doctor does not take insurance... ok.
So...
The doctor is actually ready to see you right now. Is that - does that work?
Yeah? Ok, here's the doctor.
Hello! Hello, I'm the doctor.
Hello, hello, hello! I heard that you need a doctor, which is perfect because I am a doctor!
So, I am gonna just check your face.
Mhm. Mhm. Ok, oh my gosh.
Wow. Interesting. Wow. Woah.
Woah. Your face is very, very weird.
Don't worry, I got it.
Ok, so what did the doctor say?
That your face is really, really weird? Ok...
I thought that was gonna happen.
But don't worry, the doctor actually knows exactly what to do.
I'm qualified to help the doctor, isn't that right?
Yeah, so. We're just gonna give you this spray.
This spray's gonna help. Right doctor?
Mhm.
Ok, this spray's gonna help; doctor, that's a little too heavy for you, please.
Ok, so we're gonna put this
around your head, like a mist halo, ok? Hold still.
Ok.
That's good, that's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Ok, let's feel your face now.
Ok. Ok.
I mean, some improvement.
I don't know. Maybe we could try to smooth it.
What if we smooth it out?
Do you think if we smooth it out...?
Especially now that we have the spray on there.
The contents of that spray is actually - it's proprietary information, so I can't tell you what's in there.
Ok, that's good. Good, good, good. Good good good...
Good - look at my nose.
Good, good, good. Does it look ok?
I wasn't sure if my contour was - ok, thanks!
Ok, good good good...
Good, good, good. Ok, yeah that's better.
That's better. That's... that's a little better.
Look at my finger. Right there, can you look right there?
Right there, look right there. Right here. Right here, look there.
Here, look there. Right there. Look there.
Look there, look there, look there, look there.
Nice, ok.
Now...
I want you to look at these, there's two of them.
Right now they're off, but I can turn them on and then they're going to have colors.
One of them is a little more dim than the other one; I think it's on its way out.
It doesn't really wanna, you know, be as bright of a shining star as the other one.
See like, you can barely see the light in it.
So are you ok if we just use the bright one today?
And we give the dim one a little bit of a break. It's -
Needs a break. You know, it's like "Please, gimme a break."
So we're gonna do that. Ok, we got the red cube.
It's gonna change color, are you ready? Are you ready?
It's gonna change color. Keep your eyes on it or you're gonna miss it.
Ah! It changed. What color is that now?
Yeah, you know. Kinda depends.
Honestly it's not objective, it's a little bit subjective - is this blue? Is this purple?
I'll take either one, really.
Sometimes it's a little bit you know, relative to the last color you saw.
Like, that's clearly green.
But if you saw something that's even more green than that, and then this looked a little more yellow than -
You know what? No. This one's pretty objectively green, ok?
But this one, this one, see I would call this pink.
What would you call this? What would you call this? What would you call this?
Changing colors. If you look at the changing colors, what do you think about that?
Look at the changing colors. There's the one that's off, and there's one that's on.
Look at the one that's on. Look at the one that's on.
Look at the one that's off.
Mhm.
Look at the one that's on.
Follow it.
Follow it, follow it, follow it, follow it.
Ok, you can stop.
Nice.
Gonna listen here.
Ok, I see. I see, I like it.
That's good, that's good - now the other side.
Mhm.
Ok nice. Think some happy thoughts, think some happy thoughts.
Send me all of your happy thoughts.
Those were some good happy thoughts.
Good happy thoughts.
We're gonna go ahead and bottle those happy thoughts.
Put them in some tubes.
Wow, they look like bath salts.
These are your happy thoughts, these are my happy thoughts,
and we have bottled them!
Look at that.
They're awesome.
I bet you could disintegrate these happy thoughts into a bubble bath.
What does this one sound like to you?
Ok.
And this one?
Nice, ok that's good. That's good, no I like it.
I like it, I think it's... I think that's smart.
I think that's... I think that's about it. So.
We're gonna unravel this.
I want you to tell me how many purple squares there are, ready?
Ready? Go. How many purple squares?
How many purple squares? How many purple squares? How many purple squares? How many purple squares?
Good job! Wow.
Now, I want you to tell me how many black squares are there, ok ready?
Go. How many black squares? How many black squares? How many black squares? How many black squares?
How many black squares? Good! Good job.
Nice.
I do think we're just going to go down.
And up, down.
And up...
And...
If you wanna wear this, you totally can.
It really, really goes with your outfit.
No, I would not lie to you.
Here. You can put this on.
Mhm.
There you go, and now you have an emo belt on.
That is a historical - mhm -
vintage - vintage, vintage Hot Topic.
It's a vintage Hot Topic, baby.
Ok. Now I do think I need a little bit of the Fenty lip gloss, what do you think?
This one. The Fenty. This is Fenty Heat, the Fenty lip gloss.
It kinda smells like something super familiar, I couldn't figure out what it was.
It smells like something really familiar.
Mhm.
Can't remember.
And then I also have on already; this is the one from Rare Beauty.
I love Rare Beauty's lip products.
Got a little bit on my hand.
This is...
Delight! What a delight. What a delight.
What do you think, is it a little bit too much?
It's a little much. Get a little bit of it off, yeah, ok.
There was a lot of dust in that.
Ok.
That's better, ok. Sorry about that.
Alright.
I'm just gonna get really close to your ear, ok?
I'm gonna get really close to your ear, I'm gonna go like, right in here.
Right in here, I'm gonna go right in your ear.
I'm just gonna - a little bit - right down, right there.
Right into your ear canal.
And the other ear canal, ok right there.
Mhm. Can you hear that, can you hear that? Of course you can hear that, if you can't hear that
I would be very concerned.
But you can. Good.
Aggressive finger fluttering! Wooaaah!
What? Why are you still here?
Oh, I'm just cleaning up; don't mind me.
Hmm?
I mean, yeah for sure.
I could do a little something-something.
Mhm.
Gibi, I know you said fast and aggressive, but like, you're really going pretty fast.
I said "fast and aggressive".
I hope I call this video "fast and aggressive".
This might get it a chaotic... chaotic title.
Has this traveled across the realm of fast and aggressive into chaotic?
Is chaotic a step above? I feel like it is.
Chaotic!
Why are these bath salts so good for babies, like,
Goo-goo ga-ga!
These are from a bathhouse in Berlin.
They have a DJ every Tuesday.
Alright...
Alright, well.
I think, I think, I think, I think
we think... I've tortured you enough. What do you think?
Have I tortured you enough? Was this effective?
Was this confusing?
I don't know.
Thanks for watching, though.
You made it to the end!
I do honestly feel like you deserve a prize for that.
You're like, qualified. I don't know. Qualified ASMR listener.
I just got my hair done today. Look, look at the blond.
If you're listening and not looking, then you can't see but you'll have to trust me.
This side is blond. Or - I don't even know, it's like, Daenerys-colored.
I'll have to put it up for the next video so that you can see it!
Goodnight.
Goodnight. Goodnight. Good-good-night-night-papapapa
See ya later!
I forgot to show you my frog earrings. Look, look at these!
Look at them, they're adorb - I took my sweater off because I am sweating
from that video but I needed you to look at these. Do you see them?
They're so cute!
Ok that's it, goodnight!