You know who cares about stonks?
The New York Stock Exchange and their parent company ICE.
And Uniswap.
Great job.
Oh, that's right. We're going to Uniswap.
This is your modern day Chuck.
This man's paying for a dominatrix.
I can guarantee it.
He could be the trifecta.
If he--
give him a couple more years.
Him, Gary and Brad Sherman are going to make quite the trio.
- Oh, my god, yeah. Yeah, it's-- - With the cul-des-sac.
Three men--
- three men, one haircut. - Yeah.
Just give him three years.
- Three years and he'll join the club. - Three years.
Oh, my gosh. And look at this.
This is him around a woman.
This is the only time you'll ever see this man around a woman in his life.
And she's looking like, "What?"
Who is this?
Who is this woman?
Do we know?
No.
- No. - She looks like somebody I recognize.
Does she look recognizable?
- Or she's just like every other pretty bar girl? - I mean, aren't there's so many females that look like that?
- They're trying to all look the same. - She looks like a standard white girl
- from Vancouver. - Well, look. You won't see me--
- you had all these people that were-- - They all mimic each other.
that were crapping on Margot Robbie--
"Rob-bie," "Row-bie,"
is it "Rob-bie" or "Row-bie"?
- "Rob-bie" - "Rob-bie"
Margot Robbie, saying she's mid.
- That's ridiculous. - That's false.
- That's false. She's not mid. - Very false.
Let's be for real, guys.
I'm just trying to be honest with you all.
- This is not-- - Wow.
- those fit together quite well. - not wor--
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, guys.
Alright, guys.
Back to Richard Heart.
- Very classy look. - "What is this show?"
"What has this show become?"
Well, this show--
do you know when the show went off the rails?
When TJ left.
I was-- yeah.
TJ would be in the background.
You wouldn't know. In his mind, he'd be going--
he would literally type on the screen on the notepad, "Move on!"
- My goodness. - I mean--
And then we got Tim.
Hey, guys, Tim and Nick ain't taking over the show.
I've taken over my own show now!
- That's why it's gotten so dang good. - The babysitter's gone.
- The babysitter is gone. - Yeah.
Okay. So here we go.
Nick Dimondi said, "Move on, please."
Shut up, Nick.
I'm not going to yell at you like I did that one time,
but shut up.
Okay.
HEX delisted from Uniswap after SEC suit.
Okay. Now, keep this in mind.
Coinbase fights to put XRP back on.
Now, we've got Uniswap.
You guys understand?
Uniswap is more centralized than Coinbase.
Un--
I'll say it again.
Uniswap is more centralized than Coinbase.
I want you to think about that.
I want you to process that.
That's why we're doing a big Uniswap alternative video.
Because on Twitter--
which our Twitter segment every day is brought to you, of course, by Stake,
where I shared the midroll for you guys.
We love Stake absolutely.
We're trying to work out where I can play some Stake.
On the 8:30 show.
- Maybe once a week or something. - Yeah.
Yeah.
So there we go.
Maybe on Fridays.
But here we go. Here's the tweet.
Where's the tweet?
I retweet so much stuff.
Let's see here.
What is this? Is this--
oh, that's the likes.
Let's go to tweets.
Here's the tweet, guys.
It's simple.
It's very simple.
Cancel Uniswap.
I gave them warning after warning after warning.
But here's the thing.
When you give a bad actor a warning,
they can only do so much
because they are no longer in control of their own site.
The money driving Uniswap is now controlling everything.
Because guess what happens?
Gary Gensler,
in bed with Elizabeth Warren, obviously,
as we know very well proven,
that maybe that's why whichever one of their daughters was working for the other one
because who knows? Maybe it is the other one.
Maybe it's their daughter actually.
The fact is, is that
Uniswap--
or, excuse me,
HEX gets an SEC lawsuit this week.
Now, I'll tell you what,
our decision yesterday to sell HEX temporarily--
it's probably going to be back up.
I'll look at the chart in just a second.
But the fact is, is that, guys,
this is all about Gary Gensler getting wins.
This was removed--
we already showed you the connections.
We already showed you how they're all in bed together.
Uniswap removes HEX to batten down the hatches and say, "Good job, SEC."
Are they doing this because of leverage against Uniswap from the SEC?
Very, very, very likely. That's what I will say.
So here we go. Into the story.
Richard Heart's HEX token is now delisted on leading decentralized exchange HEX.
This is not a leading decentralized exchange.
This is a leading faux decentralized exchange.
We call it a faux DeFi.
HEX--
after US SEC alleged the token is an unregistered security.
What?
How in the world are you going to say this is an investment contract?
Not of, you know, by the work but fit the Howey Test, blah, blah.
You just lost against Ripple, you doomas.
Uniswap added HEX to its list of unsupported tokens found here.
Cryptos in this list include coins delisted based on legal consideration
and tokens that have proven to be scams or violate trademarks.
How about that?
By the numbers!
Now, that was my Richard Heart segment brought to you by Top Hats.
- Good throw. - Thanks.
By the numbers, what percentage of Uniswap traders are bots?
Hmmm.
Let's see.
If you have a lot of bots trading on Uniswap, what does that do?
You know what that does when we have a lot of bots trading somewhere?
What does that pump up?
- What would the bots pump up? - Yeah. What do they pump up?
What numbers that pump--
- the volume. - Oh, yeah.
♪ Pump up the jam ♪
Pump up the volume.
Who makes money on the volume pumping up?
- Liquidity pool providers. - Yup.
Who makes money on that?
Uniswap
You start to figure it out, don't you?
You start to see all the connections.
The dominance of each trading type on the DEX.
This is not a DEX.
We are now calling Uniswap a CEX.
Uniswap is a centralized exchange now.
Because does this sound like decentralized?
They remove projects they consider to be scams,
trademark violations,
and just anything else that there may be legal issues.
Well, guess what, Uniswap?
Guess what?
Gary Gensler told Coinbase
every single coin except for Bitcoin is a security.
So, you know what that means, Uniswap?
Remove your own mother-loving coin from the site.
You want to act like--
you are not about crypto, Uniswap.
You're about yourselves and your beta boy cockmaster Hayden Adams.
And I would say he could suck it.
But by the looks of him, he might be willing to do that.
And I don't want that.
No, I don't want that.
You know what I want?
I want a truly decentralized exchange.
I want a decentralized exchange
that does what crypto and blockchain are meant to do.
And, yes, that includes keeping scams listed.
It's called self-sovereignty and responsibility and doing your own research.
If people go on to these sites and they buy these scams,
either, No. 1, they're not doing any research,
No. 2, they're absolute degenerates,
and, No. 3, they're probably new to crypto.
They need to go through losing some money in order to get hard and callous
to the reality to the fact that it is very difficult to keep your security high in crypto.
But when you learn it,
when you lose two, three, four, five figures,
it keeps you from losing it when you have six, seven, eight, nine, ten figures.
It's part of the lesson, guys.
You ever lost money in crypto?
- Through a scam? - In a trade?
- Oh, no, no. - In a scam or hack?
- I'm-- no. No. - How about you, Nick?
Or phishing or anything?
- I got the wrong contract address one time. - Boom!
There you go. There's one time.
- That counts. - Yeah.
- I did that as well one time. - Okay.
I got phished one time a long time ago.
Guys,
- Tim is the best crypto trader in history of mankind - Ever.
Tim's never made a mistake.
Is he trying to pump himself up to take my channel?
But the fact is, is that almost everyone that has been around this space,
they've lost money in something.
You've got to learn the lesson.
It keeps you from losing more money down the road.
This is absolutely--
that's the weirdest question I ever saw somebody ask in the chat.
I don't know if y'all saw that.
I can't repeat that. My mother's here.
Uniswap is not a decentralized exchange.
Uniswap is centralized.
They listen to the central authorities.
They are a bank.
Uniswap is the new Celsius.
Celsius said, "Unbank yourself."
They became a bank.
Uniswap said,
"Here, we offer decentralized trading."
And now you have become worse than Coinbase.
It's absolutely disgusting.
Comment on which DEX you're going to use instead of Uniswap.
- Love to see it. - What's going to be interesting, Ben,
proof that will prove the pudding.
How long until they delist BEN Coin just because of what you're saying right now?
Probably. Go ahead do it.
Do it.
- Can you imagine the outcry? - Yeah.
Can you imagine the outcry that will come?
- They already did it once. - Yeah.
What's going to stop them from doing it twice?
You're disgusting.
And the fact that people have to think about the words that they say about you
and how that might affect them,
you are the SEC of crypto.
You are the government of crypto.
You are the centralized figure and authority in crypto.
And I have absolutely no respect for Hayden Adams.
Which--
have you seen him?
Who would respect that guy?
I have absolutely zero respect for Uniswap Labs,
which, by the way,
and I tell you what,
you know, they got a letter from the SEC.
- Do you remember that? - No.
Uniswap got a letter from the SEC last year sometime.
That is the turning point.
How about you stop cowering to the people that we're trying to fight?
It defeats the purpose.
Makes me sick.
Let me tell you who you'll never see cower to these SOBs.
BitBoy Crypto
I won't ever cower to these people.
I'm built differently.
And this might shock people.
I'm built differently than Hayden Adams.
I have a muscle somewhere.
Okay.
You also-- don't you--
- didn't you say you have two hair follicles coming out of every single-- - Did that say "think of the children"?
Why did you say "think of the children," Nick?
I don't know. I was trying to get your attention.
Alright. Moving on.
Bitcoin rejected from $30K as markets digest MicroStrategy's Q2 bet.
We saw it rejected pretty hard yesterday.
It jumped 2%--
man, if I could have gotten that profit at $30,000,
that would have been great.
That went above that point of control Frankie talked about and then crashed down.
Yeah.
Let's see.
We got Michael Saylor put more Bitcoin in.
MicroStrategy's stock witnessed a 200% rise,
nearing $478.
Who cares about stonks?
You know who cares about stonks?
The New York Stock Exchange and their parent company ICE.
And Uniswap.
Great job.
Oh, that's right. We're going to Uniswap.
Yeah.
We're going to go to Uniswap.
I forgot about that.
We're going to do that next week.
I've got to get my guy to go with me.
I need somebody to come film, by the way.
I need somebody to come film with me next week.
Would that guy be ready, you think?
- Nick? - No.
Okay. Well, somebody needs to go to New York with me next week.
- Okay. - I'll look into it.
Yeah. I just need one person.
Just really to go knock on the door at Uniswap.
That's what we want to do.
Maybe we can send them a--
they got an SEC letter.
Maybe we can send them a BitBoy Crypto letter.
Get that guy out of here.
That's stupid.
It's the same people coming in here every single day.
"Bring Crypto Keeper."
I'm bringing somebody bigger than Crypto Keeper is what I'll tell you.
Okay. Alright.
Which I love Crypto Keeper.
- Who? - Down.
Right there. Up.
That.
- Yeah. Get that guy out of here. - Okay.
Idiot.
I got it.
Fitch downgrades US credit rating, Bitcoin peaks to $30K in stable market.
If you listen to this entire rant and that's what you got out of it,
you're--
we don't want you here in crypto, period.
I don't even want you on this channel.
You need to just see yourself out.
It might be Gary Gensler himself.
Oh, Gary Gensler in the chat says, "​RIP, whoever you were."
We have a downgrade of the credit rating from AAA to a AA+.
Didn't we have this recently happen?
Did this happen before?
We had our credit downgraded?
- It's happened, but-- - Similar downgrade in 2011.
- That's what it says here. - Yeah.
Back in 2011? Okay.
I hadn't heard of it.
- Didn't have recently, but-- - Yeah.
It triggered market turbulence, causing Treasury yields to crash.
So there we go.
So we had our credit rating downgraded.
Big shocker.
I don't know if we will get it back.
So you're saying Bidenomics isn't working?
Bidenomics is not only not working,
but--
I mean, I don't even know what to say.
Like, what's the worst possible thing you can say about something?
Let me say it like this.
- Bidenomics is the Hayden Adams of economics. - I was going to say that.
- There you go. - Oh, that's harsh.
Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Okay.
Hear me out here, though.
Hear me out here.
I want you guys to really think about this.
Hayden Adams versus Joe Biden in a cage match.
- Who wins? - Biden
Because he's probably heavier.
He'll fall on Hayden.
And then, you know, it'll be a whole beached whale situation on top of him.
He can't move.
Well, I don't know. Biden might back up because he may have to wonder like,
- "This guy is kind of young." - More often--
"Is this one of my grandkids I don't know about?"
but the other thing, more often than not, Joe Biden falls forward.
He falls on his face more often not, so, again, I--
He's got all kinds of grandkids he doesn't know about and doesn't acknowledge
until his ratings go down,
and then he says, "Oh, I love her, my granddaughter."
"I put up a stocking for my dog, but my granddaughter, I didn't do it."
"But my ratings are bad, so we love her."
I'm talking about the worst people in the history of the United States.
Definitely the worst president, but just a bad person, I tell you what.
Ethereum ETF race gains steam, six asset managers filed with the SEC.
Who are these six?
Bitwise, Roundhill--
do you have another kind of hill?
- Rather than a round hill? - Pointy hill?
- That's a mountain. - A pointy hill is a mountain.
- Yeah. It's true. - There we go.
VanEck, ProShares and Grayscale submitted their Ethereum Futures filings.
Oh, their Ethereum Futures filings.
I missed these are Ethereum ETFs.
Hmmm.
Very interesting.
- I mean, it's-- - Now, imagine this, though.
- They're not spot. They're all futures. Right? - Right.
But imagine Bitcoin gets ETF approved in the next three or four months,
as we head into the halving,
Bitcoin price starts going way up,
and then the thick of the bull run, we get some of these Ethereum,
even though they're futures,
Ethereum ETFs approved.
Because, remember, the all-time high in November came after what?
- The Bitcoin futures ETFs were approved. - Hmmm.
- Something to think about. - That's interesting.
Baghouse cages? What's a baghouse cage?
Looks like a fancy joint.
I don't know what that is.
I can't make heads or tails of that.
What is that?
That's called Johnny not turning on the ad blocker.
Johnny
He's too busy flexing.