This one, this one wasn't too bad.
Are my pupils dilated?
Grace: Yeah. [laughs]
Well, hello everybody, and welcome back!
I'm Grace.
I'm Mamrie and today, this might get
[slow motion] hyper.
I'm already amped for this.
Yeah, you're already hyper. - Yeah.
Going in to an episode where we're talking about energy drinks.
[deep voice] Yeeees!
You drink more Red Bull, I think, - Yeah.
than anyone I've ever met.
Yeah...
I'm a big coffee person, so I still get my hit, you know. - Right right.
Like, I can't be judging how much caffeine you get.
I just know how my coffee is made.
Right. I mean, I think it's...
I live my whole life in blissful ignorance, so I think it's OK.
Let's talk about some caffeine drink facts, shall we?
Yes!
Speaking of Red Bull, it was actually created in Thailand
in 1976 as an energy drink for truck drivers.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
I went to Thailand in December, and
everybody was rockin' like Red Bull Jerseys and stuff
Oh, really?
Yeah. Like, it's a big, like, kind of fashion statement,
but I didn't realize it was the birthplace.
Yeah, in 1976.
[deep voice] Ooo, oh, ooo.
Crazy.
My god. Are you OK?
In Red Bull, - Uh huh.
and other energy drinks, is taurine.
Yeah, this is nuts.
Yeah, taurine which is in a lot of them.
It's required to be in cat food products, because if cats don't get enough
taurine, they will lose their fur, teeth, and eyesight.
That's how I feel if I don't drink a Red Bull.
Just teeth and eyesight falling out?
Falling out all over the place.
Can I, I mean, this is on this fact card.
Right, I wanted to say the fact, and I didn't know if they'd cut it.
You can cut it if we can't use it, but
I'm just reading what's on the note cards I've been given.
Yeah, keep the fact about cats - Mhm.
in your mind.
In 2012, the advertising campaign for a UK energy drink called [bleep]
was banned as sexually explicit and offensive.
[bleep] Energy Drink's ad slogan was,
"The drink's pure, it's your mind that's the problem."
Wow. - I love it.
Now this is fantastic. - OK.
OK, there was actually an energy drink in the 1920s -- - OK.
I mean, people... Who knew they were partying back then that hard? --
that contained radium, and it slowly killed
the people who drank it.
But it was never a big outbreak, because only the rich could afford it.
That is a really depressingly weird fact.
Let's get right to it then, shall we?
We're doing an energy drink taste test called
"Bottoms Up, the De-" What?
What's it, the dev-?
It's a Vine reference Diane knew.
[together] "Bottoms Up and the Devil Laughs."
Here we go...
In front of us, we have seven... seven different energy drinks.
Right, seven different flavors.
And this is why, umm...
I love that we automatically just started using these as wands!
We have wands now!
They are radioactive-looking.
Yeah, this looks like a variety of urine samples.
This is us after WrestleMania. - Yeah.
I'm somewhere... I'm somewhere here right now.
We're gonna go down the line, taste it,
and then try and guess what the flavor is.
So, this is confusing to me because
this is... this does look like flat beer.
[lip smacking noises]
That's Red Bull.
But...
That's like the OG. That's the classic Red Bull.
That's the full-sugar Red Bull.
And my body is like, "We know this!"
It's just a warm sensation. - It hurts.
[buzzer] Sugar-free!
Well [bleep] me!
It doesn't even taste it anymore.
Your body thought that was a treat, and my body thought it was poison.
This one looks just like the first one. - Exactly the same.
They might be trying to fool us on that.
So this one might be...
I love us doing this soda shop...
I want to say that that's full-sugar Red Bull.
Do you think they'd put them beside each other?
I don't know. They're all witches and warlocks.
[deep voice] OK.
[ding] Regular! Regular Red Bull, OK.
This could have been an ad for Red Bull,
because you tasted the sugar-free and thought it was full-flave.
Yeah, but I like...
It's like the Pepsi challenge.
Truly. But at least I got one, so my legacy still stands.
And now we head into tasting the damn rainbow.
Oh my god!
It's probably called, like, "Battery Acid Apple."
Yeah! Like, "Bad Ass Apple"!
Yeah, that's a green apple.
That's a hundy percenty a Monster Energy green apple.
Uh oh, you had a little bit of energy drink, - I've had two sips.
and now you're talking in like baby talk right now.
[buzzer] Kiwi apple!
Oh!
That's not a common combo.
Kiwi Apple? Yeah, why, uh,
why combine the two?
Why not a kiwi strawbs?
You only talk in abbreviations now!
I am... I'm really nervous about breaking for lunch after this.
Red Dead Redemption.
Blood of my enemies...
strawberry cooler.
That's what I'd call it. - All right.
Oh... That tastes like cough medicine
as an energy drink.
You know what It tastes like? It tastes like when you [bleep] up
and you try to make Jell-o, but you didn't do the temperatures, right? - Yeah yeah yeah.
and so then it's just like, your Jell-o shots never firm up?
It tastes like a melted Jell-o shot!
It does.
I'm gonna say like Dragon Cherry.
Mmm, mhm.
You're goin' for it. You're really getting back in there.
I'm freaking out. I'm hooked!
Strawberry Suicide.
Umm, OK, let's see.
[buzzer] Açaí Berry?
What? Don't try and make energy drinks fancy!
Yeah, don't try to make this a healthy thing.
No, this is for truck drivers.
Açaí Berry, what are you doing?
I like my açaí berries frozen,
then blended into bowls, then topped with granola.
And maybe some coconut shreds, you know?
Moving on. - All right.
Dehydrated urine...
Yeah, probably.
Apple Cider Fighter.
Oh my god. I'm just gonna steal all these for cocktail names.
Yeah, exactly.
OK, get in there.
It does look like it'd be, like, caramel apple.
You know what it is?
It's their attempt at a sweet tea.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
It does taste like an iced tea!
This is Southern [bleep]
knows a sweet tea when she sips it.
But there's also lemon. I'm gonna say
Lemon... - Arnold Palmer.
Yeah, Arnold Schwarzenegger Palmer.
[ding] Iced Tea! We win, we still got it.
We were more creative if you'd like to hire us.
Yeah, I think we're way better at naming your energy drinks that you guys are.
I'm actually really starting to feel it.
Yeah, you're not an energy drink drinker, - No.
so you're a little sensitive,
and I'm still like, had a
bender of a weekend, so everything is coming together for the perfect storm.
Yeah, we haven't eaten all day either.
So this is all perfect.
OK, what is... this looks...
See, this looks like it would be kiwi.
Ooo, ugh. Ooo, ugh. Ooo, ugh.
What if it's a honeydew?
Ugh... ugh...
Honeydon't. [boos]
It was great. It was a great pun.
I'm pretending I didn't hear it.
Some sort of weird lime cucumber-y thing.
Is this their attempt at like a margarita? - Mhm.
A Monster margarita.
This tastes like a Lime-a-rita.
I would go with margarita.
Or like limeade.
Yeah, that's like a limeade all dang day.
My body's hot now!
My body feels hot.
[ding] Limeade! We win. We are dominating. Thank you.
You know how I got that?
Several years of going to Sonic. - Oh.
Sonic is so good. - Oh, yeah.
If you'd like to sponsor us, I love your Texas toast grilled cheese.
OK, now this guy, it's very like
Fonta. Fanta. - Fanta, yeah.
Like just orange.
Again, Fanta, if you want to sponsor us, we are available.
Ooo, it smells...
Smell it.
Ooo god. Is it papaya? Papaya tastes like [bleep].
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
I think it's papaya.
Grace: Ew, yeah. I don't even.
I think it's called [bleep] punch.
Agreed.
[buzzer] [together] Fruit punch?!
You're out of your damn minds.
You're out of your [bleep] minds. That's not fruit punch!
That's only one fruit. My nemesis, papaya.
And I'd like to punch it!
Which was your favorite?
Oh, I can't even remember.
You know what you're... you know...
I mean that sugar-free Red Bull.
I like Red Bull, but I do like, I mean, let's see.
This one. This one wasn't too bad.
I didn't mind the iced tea.
Oh yeah, and the sweet tea, I can see...
I can see that being a good mixer for a cocktail.
BRB.
Mamrie: Chomp! - Yeah, chomp, we did it.
Our gratitude problem is with Daniel Owens, who says,
"Just made my 'This Might Get' poster using pencils, pens, and markers.
Loving the show." And then he made this awesome design
featuring my eyeball patch from the first episode.
[Grace gasps] Very detailed.
Thank you so much, Daniel!
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I... do you feel [unclear]? - Yeah.