a maggot chad who was running for the Maricopa County community college district
governing board has been arrested after getting caught watching porn and
masturbating in his car near a preschool.
It's worth noting that this individual is also on the record is wanting to be
a protector of Children.
You know, one of those republicans who likes to go around and accuse others
in the oppose opposing political party of being harmful to Children,
being baby killers, things like that.
Well, let's give you some details on this incident that occurred on october 4th,
according to an affidavit, A Maricopa County police officer noticed a ford f 1
50 parked across three spaces with a shade screen across the front windshield.
The officer wrote that he approached the car and quote,
immediately became alarmed as I saw randy Gene Kaufman had his pants
down mid thigh and was exposed, showing his fully erect nude penis.
So let's pause for a second.
Let's just pause for one second.
People who commit crimes oftentimes are incredibly stupid.
So if you're going to do something disgusting like this, maybe don't draw
attention to yourself by parking across three parking spots in the parking lot.
It's a cry for help.
I maybe, I don't know, I mean he tried to get out of it.
He tried to use his connections to like persuade the cop to let him go.
We'll get to that in just a second, but a few more details Kaufman was reportedly so
engrossed in his activities that he did not notice the officer at his passenger
side door until he moved around the car to the driver's side window, absolute creep.
But let's continue the arresting officer wrote.
I looked southwest approximately 190 ft with a full view of the word sees
preschool and childcare center and saw several preschool aged Children
having outdoor activities in the playground, vehicles were entering and
exiting the east drive of the lot, passing Coffman's vehicle from approximately
6 to 8 ft from the passenger side of the ford, meaning the ford that he was in.
The cars were getting very close.
It's, it's just so it's so discussed like this is guys, How many stories do we need
to provide to prove that when republicans are pointing fingers at their political
opponents and accusing them of all of these terrible nefarious things.
It's usually projection and by the way it gets better.
Kaufman rolled down his window and instructed him to pull his pants up,
meaning the cop instructed him.
Obviously I had Kaufman exit the ford truck.
I said to Kaufman, seriously, the affidavit states Kaufman said to me,
I'm sorry Kaufman spontaneously said to me, I left up, I'm really stressed.
I mean we live in America, everyone except a select few very stressed.
They don't masturbate near a preschool,
You freaking weirdo, disgusting, gross predator.
Like I'm so glad he got arrested.
I've got more, including how he tried to get away with it.
But before I get to that there can't be any more.
Is that enough if you're stressed, go get an ice cream cone or
a doughnut, like a normal american who knows how to eat their feelings or
I don't know, go home seriously.
You are allowed to masturbate.
You can do that, don't do it in your car and
if you are going to do it in your car, be like aware of your surroundings.
Like I wish that I could see this pot and I'm trying, it's bad.
No matter what, I'm trying to figure out how bad it is.
So they say he's 100 and 90 ft and I'm trying to,
I'm trying to figure out was he specifically there for
the preschool or was a preschool nearby?
It's bad no matter what.
But is it one of the worst things you can imagine or is it just really bad?
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Was he there to look at kids?
Well, he, he had his phone in one hand watching porn while he was going at it.
I don't know.
Like the answer is, I don't know.
But the point is, he's near a preschool and the cars,
which I would assume occupied Children.
That's true are getting real close parents of those Children.
Can you imagine if you were going to pick up presumably this would be doggy daycare
and it would be charlie running around and
you were to drive by and the guys masturbating his truck looking at charlie.
Well I have personally this year,
unfortunately experienced a guy who out in the open in broad daylight,
felt emboldened enough to take his penis out and masturbate after
making eye contact with me on the street, on the street in front of other people.
No one intervened.
No one said anything.
And look, I had never had that happen to me before.
It was the first time.
And I know that if you haven't had it happen to you, you might think like, yeah,
it's creepy, but like, no, it's threatening.
Of course, like it's super freaking threatening and
it's scary because the person who would do that,
God only knows what else would do exactly what I would apply that to this guy to.
The guy would masturbate in his car that close.
Do we know for sure that he was just gonna go home afterward?
My God, maybe, maybe not.
Maybe this time, Maybe not next time.
Maybe eventually he needs to do more.
I don't know. We're speculating at this point.
But he's kind of invited it with the insane behavior and if you are going to
try to weasel your way out, I know you're gonna give us more details.
Being stressed isn't I think we can all agree that that's not good enough plenty
people stressed in the country.
They don't publicly masturbate.
I'm stressed right now.
In no small part due to this.
I don't want to swear this guy is behavior, he's made me more stressed.
I'm keeping the hands where everyone can see, okay,
because I'm a human trying to live in a society now.
Kaufman apparently attempted to get the officer to go off the record.
So in other words like, please don't, don't book me, don't arrest me,
please don't do this right now.
He said that he knew another officer in the police force.
I got friends in high places.
You might not want to arrest me.
He also mentioned that he's running for the aforementioned board.
Can you freaking imagine?
Can you imagine?
Like, look, I know their issues with cops, deep, deep issues with cops.
But can you imagine a police officer hearing?
Do you know that I'm running for
the Maricopa county community college district governing board.
Did you know that?
Did you?
And like letting him go after he's caught masturbating near a priest.
After you hear that the cop is just gonna bow and start backing up and bowing out of
deference to the lord who might someday be on the Maricopa county board.
You're not even on it right now.
No, but it gets, it gets better john he also told the cop,
I didn't know the area was one of your sites.
So like what?
Yeah.
To me like are you doing this?
And lots of different locations, but you're careful to not do it in a location.
That's police.
Yeah.
What did he think? He was Westworld?
There's cops everywhere America is one of their sites by the way,
where did you think you were 100 miles off the coast now.
I only abide by pirate law.
I can jack off whenever I want.
You're in America, there's cops everywhere, buddy.
You should know this if you want to rule us as you apparently want to totally.
Yeah. Kaufman also told the officer who
allegedly caught him in the act that he was a retired department of corrections
supervisor who worked at Florence inman and louis the court paperwork states,
these those three locations are all various Arizona state prison
complex is he should be investigated if he had that kind of power,
especially among a vulnerable imprisoned population,
he should be investigated for potentially other sexual predator behavior.
I don't understand like you're caught doing something unacceptable and
you're trying to convince the other person like go easy on me.
Like saying you should go easy on me because I've managed prisons and
I might be a politician soon is the exact opposite direction to go.
And I once had a job where I worked in the mall at a toy store and
one of the principal things I had to do was hang stuffed monkeys for
myself and stand in the door to attract people walking by.
That's the sort of thing that you say you've got going on to excuse your insane
antisocial behavior because I was really stressed from the monkey thing.
You don't say go easy on me because I'm already powerful and
I want to be more powerful.
We're supposed to expect more from you if that's the case,
I just want to please let them have a debate by the way.
Can they just have a debate with this guy?
I don't think he's going to continue running for that position.
I don't know.
I mean he's a republican, you never know, you never know.
But one thing I do want to just draw attention to this is not an anomaly,
literally Today,
marjorie Greene posted a video that had like a naked child involved.
I mean she blacked out, Yeah, she blacked out, you know, or
censored the child's body parts, but like what are you doing?
But even further, let's go to this fun meme that I came across on twitter from
a random person on twitter, I will admit that, but I thought it was informative and
accurate.
The party of family values.
It shows Lauren bow bert husband exposed himself to girls.
He did, he is literally a fact.
Her current husband took his penis out in the middle of a bar to show women working
at that bar and I think someone who was actually underage his penis then let's no,
let's bring it back up, let's bring it back up, let's keep that up for a while.
Then you've got matt Gates who's currently being investigated by the justice
department.
By the way, that investigation began under the trump administration for
allegedly having sex with underage girls.
And then, of course marjorie Greene to adulterous affairs,
which I look, I don't really care about moralizing about that.
But if you're gonna go around talking about family values,
if you're going to go around moralizing and judging the personal lives of others,
you better have a clean house and she clearly does not.