OK now, if you want to say something to me, come here.
Let's go for it.
Oh, I will go for it.
It's just trying to have a good time.
Walk away from me right now in the company.
Won't feel a thing.
All right, dude, I don't want to do this.
I don't want to do it either.
But you're the one who's talking about getting worked up.
Why would any clue what actually goes on Monday through friday?
Come, come talk.
Well, I don't want to work for a living, so I don't know.
Sometimes in of this.
I just wanted to buy two salmon, y'all.
Damn can I get for you dirty martini?
I told you I didn't want to get involved.
I get it.
Come here.
Don't want to do this.
All right, let's not do that.
Not trying to pop negatively.
I know.
Take a deep breath.
I was venting.
I've seen.
No, I've seen it.
Quite frankly.
Danielle hasn't seen.
Lindsay hasn't seen.
I've always been there for him.
I know.
And I feel like he's like, oh, now I'm sober, I'm perfect.
And I don't remember any of that.
You bring up an addiction issue from like over a year
ago to the why he should be so lucky to work for him.
Doesn't work for me.
I want you to.
Talk about this when you're not so up with that because there's
real feelings here and factual information,
but you don't want it to get overshadowed by emotion
right now.
All right.
So let's shake it off.
No, let me see you.
Now smile.
How are we making out here?
Is everybody OK?
Actually, actually, Shelly, we need you
to do a double tequila soda.
Oh, the best salmon I've ever had.
Hey boom.
Good you're OK.
We're all.
All right.
Gabby, I am waiting to talk to you.
Like, it's, like on the edge of my seat.
But I could wait till tomorrow.
I'll go over there.
But just to clarify, I want to listen.
Yes all right.
Story story time.
Hey, look, I knew of this person, gabby, because of a guy
that we mutually dated.
Gabby, you're right now.
Always told me that Gabby was his ex-girlfriend to the point
where I have Instagram.
Stalked her in like a deep hole.
You stock the x.
I was very excited to meet Danielle in person
because I already know who she is.
I'm just going to leave that uncorked.
I would love to know.
So we were inseparable for like three straight months.
Then it got flaky and I think we hooked up with like after that
as well.
Oh, you did?
I love how you thought he actively
cheated on me with you.
You lied to me.
Where's my head?
I have the receipt.
This is actually crazy.
I obviously know who Gabby is.
We've dated the same guy, but I did not know
that there was any overlap.
Turns out there was overlap.
I woke up with.
Early November 16, 2017.
Wait, I went to Coachella with him.
April of 2016.
Twice it's worth the wait.
Where did you think he was when he was really at coachella?
I had no idea.
He disappeared on me.
And then he showed up like a week before my birthday.
Where did you think he was at that time?
He ghosted me after Coachella.
Oh, my God.
I'm so glad you don't hate me because I
do not know about this.
I had all of it.
I don't know if you knew that.
I have all of his social media passwords.
So I went nuclear.
And I broke up with him on Instagram, LinkedIn,
Facebook, Google Chat.
This is me as him.
I'm a liar and a cheater.
I don't deserve the girl who I claim to be my girlfriend
for the past four years.
Gabby Prescott is one of the best people I've ever met.
And I've wasted her time and taken advantage
of her love and her trust.
I'm sorry for her, but my breakup
was like some of best work.
Chef's kiss.
We posted this on his LinkedIn.
I posted everywhere, every one of his.
That is rough.
He's so lucky I'm a bigger person
and I didn't do anything else.
Moral of the story is don't forget
he was my mistake that I made.
But I was your all.
Can I can name a few that.
Have you been single ever since?
Yeah give you a hug.
I just cannot believe that this is happening.
Like, oh, what a classic New York City connection.
Everyone down there.
Want to go to capri?
Yeah Yeah.
Well, going out, bitch.
Where to go out, right? Yeah, Yeah.
We're going to salvage. Yeah, I didn't.
Hairspray for no reason.
Yeah already made it a little awkward.
Let's push.
We'll push our party.
All right.
Are we going out for drinks?
And let's get the hell out of here.
What about all those good fries in your pocket for later?
Come on, I ain't doing it.
Come on.
We got to snap.
Come on.
It really is.
You're so fucking tiny.
Where does one buy a pair of pants like that?
And will my wife let me wear them at.
Maybe time would shoot off.
I live down here.
No one can get this.
Everybody oh, go.
What? terrible human being.
What?
watch closely.
You're not sleeping.
You live in Vienna.
I don't understand my lives.
I know you do this to be gone with you, Maya.