[music playing]
OK now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?
Do instruments of torture count?
- No. - Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Horseradish is not an instrument either.
That's fine, no one has any experience.
Fortunately I have enough talent for all of you!
[laughing]
When do we get the free food?
OK, try to repeat after me...
[clarinet playing]
Brass section, go!
[music playing]
Good, now the wind!
[music playing]
And the drums!
[spluttering]
Too bad that didn't kill me.
Let's just try stepping in rhythm.
Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
Is this the part where we start kicking?
No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.
Kicking? I wanna do some kicking!
Why you...
[screaming]
[fighting]
[groaning]
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.
[horn tooting]
It's not about winning, it's about fun!
What's that?
Fun is when you...
Fun is...
It's like...
It's kinda...
Sorta like a...
What is fun?
I...
Lemme spell it for ya.
♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪
♪ U is for you and me ♪
♪ N is for anywhere And any time at all ♪
♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪
♪ F is for fire That burns down the whole town ♪
♪ U is for uranium... bombs ♪
♪ N is for no survivors when you-- ♪
Plankton, those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this!
♪ F is for friends who do stuff-- ♪
Never!
That's completely idiotic!
Here, let me help you!
♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪
♪ U is for you and me ♪
Try it!
♪ N is for anywhere And any time at all ♪
♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪
Wait, I don't understand this.
I feel all tingly inside!
- Should we stop? - No, that's how you're supposed to feel!
- Well I like it, let's do it again! - OK!
♪ F is for frolic through all the flowers U is for ukulele ♪
♪ N is for nose picking Sharing gum and sand licking ♪
♪ Here with my best buddy ♪
♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪
♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪
Lemme get this straight.
You two ordered a giant screen television just so you could play in the box?
- Pretty smart, huh? - I thought it wouldn't work.
Yeah, that's quite a plan there.
Oh, but wait!
There's something else I wanted to ask you two.
Now what was it?
Oh, yeah, yeah!
Don't you two have any brains?
Squidward, we don't need television.
Not as long as we have our... imagination!
Wow, I never thought of it that way!
That's really something!
Can I have your TV?
With imagination, I can be anything I want!
A pirate! Argh!
A football player! Hut!
A starfish!
Patrick, you're already a starfish!
See, Squidward, it works! You try!
OK, let's see.
I'm imagining myself watching TV...
And there it is!
- Can I have it, SpongeBob? - Sure, Squidward.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
OK, Squidward!
But if you change your mind, we'll be in this box!
Let's play Mountain Climbing Adventure!
Let's go for it!
- Gloves? - Check!
- Hats! - Check!
- Underwear? - E... check!
OK, Patrick, climb up there and secure this rope!
You got it!
[groaning]
Patrick... Patrick... Patrick, you're going too high!
I hope they put some air holes in that box.
Take it easy, Patrick!
You've gotta acclimate!
Yeah! I'll take it easy when I'm dead!
I'm shaking hands with Neptune!
Whoo, excelsior!
Where's that remote?
I am the lizard king!
- Whoo! - Patrick... Patrick... Patrick!
I think we should keep our voices down, we might start an avalanche!
- What? - I said...
I think we should keep our voices down in case of avalanches!
What should we keep down?
Morons...
- Our voices! - Will you two shut up?
[booming]
[screaming]
[rumbling]
[screaming]