- Magazines, blogs, and even buzzfeed.com
have a lot of opinions on what not to eat on a first date.
- Spaghetti, wings, and salads are the top foods to avoid.
- What not to eat.
Don't eat anything when you're on a date, okay?
- Can we enjoy our fave foods
without the fear of a smeared lip?
- What the fuck? (laughs)
(laughs)
- It's Ladylike, and today,
we're eating the worst foods for a first date.
'Cause we can.
(whooshing and squeaking)
We're eating taboo date foods that women
are not supposed to eat.
- Mmhmm, whether it be sloppy,
getting stuck in your teeth, or bad breath,
we've got it all. - We've got it all.
- So Nyla is our official Ladylike writer.
She writes all our fun memes and the post on buzzfeed.com,
and I have a girl crush on Nyla.
- Oh, Dev!
- And I want to take her on a date.
- So now we're on a date.
- So we have some s'ghetti.
We have some wangs.
- And my favorite.
- Salad.
- A Caesar salad.
- My least favorite on this plate.
- So for my date look today,
I'm rocking kind of like a frosty orangey lip
with some brown eye shadow.
- We have sort of like our version of full faces on.
I went with a dusty purple kinda vibe.
- I'm rocking a darker, more neutral lip color.
Kind of like that, that's like my thing.
And then I always have to fill in my eyebrows,
no matter what.
- I went with this kind of shimmery dusty rose.
And then to compliment that, I went with a darker brown lip.
- So, I haven't been on a date in a really long time.
And so, there's that.
(classical music)
- This is saucy.
- I'm starting with the s'ghetii.
- I used to date a Brooklyn Italian.
Can you just look at this technique for a second?
(laughs)
- After a full plate of spaghetti,
the lips would be off.
That could be good if you're planning to go make out.
- That's true. - That way, they don't get
lipstick all over their face.
- Why is Italian food supposed to be sexy?
- I think a fun little peck on the first date is fun.
- Yeah.
Could be fun.
- Leaves them begging for more.
(snorts)
- Let me clear my palette.
(chewing and swallowing)
- Cheers, girl. - Uh-huh.
(wet chewing)
- Oh, God. - Oh, my God.
I have a piece of chicken stuck in my tooth right now.
- (laughs) It's protein for later.
- Okay, there we go.
- How's my makeup looking?
- (laughs) It looks pretty good.
There's one little, just, grease smear.
- I'm a Georgia girl.
And I'm a snob about my ranch dressing.
- Am I cheating by eating it with my hands?
- Look at all this oil.
- It's fine.
- Oh well, ready?
- It's lube for later.
(chaotic trumpet music)
(laughs)
- I guess, usually, if I'm at restaurant,
I've ordered only a Caesar salad,
and so I have no other flavors to compliment it,
which is why, at the end of the date, my breath reeks.
- I feel like you're still ladylike
licking your fingers, as long as your pinky's out.
- First kiss story.
Me.
Ninth grade.
Old, I know, but it's okay.
- I was ninth grade, too!
- Okay, get.
Thought we were in high school and started being fresh.
- Uh-huh. (laughs)
I remember my mom dropped me and him off at the mall.
- Mine was at the mall.
- I think the best date I've been on
was with my boyfriend now.
He has a beard, and when we go on dates,
food will just inevitably get into his beard.
And so when we come home, I get second dinner
when I kiss him. - I'm sure you do.
- Mine was at the mall outside of Red Robin.
(record scratches) - Oh, my God!
Mine was outside of a mall outside of a Red Robin.
(laughing)
- I think the best date
would probably be the one
where I cook myself dinner,
and then finish an entire bottle of wine by myself.
- I'm about to close my eyes.
He closes his eyes, and I watch him lick his lips.
And it was a really quick lick,
so it was like a little lizard.
It's just like...
And then he closes...
It was a wet peck!
- I've wiped my plate clean.
- Good for you.
(laughs)
- I was hungry.
- You already ate all your noods?
- I did.
- No more s'ghetti, you just got a meatball?
- Just a meat...
It's a big ball of meat. - A meat wing?
(classical music)
- Yeah, you still look good. (shutter clicks)
- You do, too.
You have a little oil right here.
(shutter clicks) But that's it.
- That's kinda cute.
It's like highlighter on the chin.
- I think my lipstick is fading.
(shutter clicks)
- Mine feels a little fadey as well.
- Yeah, you have a little (shutter clicks)
bit of that butthole lip happening.
- (groans) It's tragic.
- The chicken wings were definitely the hardest
just because they were saturated with so much oil.
Spaghetti was fine, and I really didn't eat
that much of my salad.
- I will say, though, that the salad dressing
did get a little messy.
- Oh, yeah.
- More of a concern that I would have
as opposed to messing up makeup look
would be just spilling spaghetti on my outfit.
I think that's more of a concern
than just trying to be prim and proper on a date.
- This still looks fresh after demolishing this.
- And even if your makeup didn't look fresh
after you demolish messy ass food,
then the person that you're on a date with
just doesn't deserve you.
- Yeah, do what you want, and don't be influenced
by these weird norms that are placed upon you
for no reason.
- God bless modern makeup.
They keep it intact for us
so we can go be the messy free bitches that we are.
- Yeah. (laughs)
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(bell dings)