(upbeat music)
- We got this. (upbeat music)
(Dustin laughing) (upbeat music)
- I bet you they didn't think we'd be doing this.
(vehicle honking)
(beep) (upbeat music)
- [Dustin] All right what's the game plan?
- Well, that's how we need to get on the highway right here.
And the ramp is closed.
We're off to a great start.
Literally the gas station's right there.
Like we haven't moved.
- So I know I've been kind of like hinting on the fact
that I was going a different way or using a different route
or whatever the case is, but I didn't obviously
want Jared to know what I was doing.
So I'm gonna fill you guys in on my strategy here.
So coming outta Michigan, there's two ways to get back
to where we're at in Wisconsin, right?
Actually three ways.
You can go down below Michigan,
you go up and above Michigan.
So like you can go up through the UP,
or you can cut across Muskegon or Muskegan or whatever,
however you pronounce it, into Milwaukee by ferry.
So I booked a ferry for this car, me, my videographer.
We're gonna hop on a ferry.
We're gonna take a boat, which is a two and a half hour boat
but should shave off like one hour of our drive time.
- [Jared] And we're on the highway, lets go.
- On top of that yesterday,
while we were driving in the car,
I'm a sneaky son of a bitch,
so I grabbed Junior's phone
while he thought that I was playing
with music and I shared his location with me.
So the entire trip, I will know where Jared's at.
He will have no idea where we are.
- So I just did the math.
If Dustin gets 18 miles per gallon
and he is got a 22-gallon tank
he's gonna get about 400 miles out of that tank.
We are about 470 miles from home.
So he will need to fill up.
We with this bad boy getting the 17 1/2
average miles per gallon
that it's getting have a range of 524 miles.
So assuming we're not stuck in stopped traffic
in Chicago, again, we will get home
without needing to stop once.
We did this while driving, I, mathematician, bro.
- So we've been driving now for about an hour
and I know last night we really probably made it seem
like this thing was a pretty big pile of shit
but honestly, it's not bad.
I really don't know the entire plan with it
but I hope we can make it awesome, I don't know.
I hope we can change some opinions on the Ridgeline
and if not, at least we'll have something
that we can beat the shit out of and have some fun with.
(phone ringing)
- Hello?
- What? - Can you hear us?
- Yeah, I can.
I mean you sound like shit
'cause you're in that Ram, but I can hear you.
- Sheesh!
How's she driving?
I don't even see you.
Are you on the road?
- No, I'm on the road, yeah, it's nasty.
- Oh, what are getting for gas mileage?
- My cameraman is literally sleeping
as he's filming this.
He's literally got the camera resting on his chest.
He's sleeping as he's filming this.
- Do you know what you're getting
for gas mileage right now?
- Yeah, 42 miles a gallon.
- No, you're not.
- [Dustin] Yeah, I am.
- [Jared] No, you're not
- Yes I am.
- [Jared] Are you driving a fucking Prius?
- [Dustin] Where are you guys at?
- 94 West, I 94 West.
- I too am on 94 west.
- We're like 20 minutes ahead of you.
- Oh, okay, I mean, that's physically impossible
because I've been doing 85 the whole way.
So unless you're doing 100,
but anyways, what is it saying for your ETA arrival?
- 135. - Sounds good.
It's just checking in on you.
- [Jared] Hey, Dustin gas is on the right, buddy.
- Yeah, for sure.
(upbeat music)
So we're about a mile away from the port
in which we should be able to put this thing
onto the ferry and start heading across Lake Michigan.
But Junior may have outsmarted me
without knowing that he was outsmarting me,
but my ferry doesn't leave until 10:15.
And there's no way to make that happen faster,
whereas, so he can continue to Boze, down the highway.
I'm hoping he hits traffic because that's 11 o'clock
in Chicago is a really bad time to be in Chicago.
It's like lunch hour traffic.
- Hey look, it's Dustin and we're beating you.
- So we might have a slight problem.
I carried my firearm with me to Michigan
which I have a concealed carry permit to do so.
We just pulled up to where the boat sign is
and it says, "No firearms are permitted on the ship."
I have a concealed carry permit
and I do have firearm with me.
- It does stay in the car, do not take it up to camp.
- Cool, no, that's totally fine.
I just wanted to make sure you guys were aware of that.
- I go out west all the time.
I take the boat, saves me about two and a half hours.
- That is good.
That is good news.
All right, so good news.
We made it on the boat
but we need to check where Junior's at.
So let's pop him up quick and secretly spy.
So we are up here.
This could be really close, so he's not in Chicago.
So what we need to do is we need to see traffic
in Chicago in like the Gary area.
So in Chicago, it is dead stop traffic right now.
So there's a lot of shit going on.
He's not smart enough.
He's not gonna detour, we got this in the bag.
(upbeat music)
- So we hit Chicago traffic.
We got a 16-minute delay right now.
It's putting us at a 1227 arrival.
I don't know when Dustin's estimated to arrive
but I feel like we're still pretty close
even with this in there.
We haven't seen him on the highway yet though,
even though he said he was like right in line with us.
So that's a good sign at least,
although we did stop for a bathroom break,
so he might be ahead of us at this point.
Honestly, I don't know.
We have 199 miles till we're home
and we have 279 miles till empty.
So he did not believe me.
Like I wasn't messing with him.
He did not believe me
when I told him that we were gonna make it on one tank.
We're making it on one tank.
- Well, I bet you, they didn't think we'd be doing this.
This is pretty sweet.
So we got on the boat,
we had car towed down below,
showed you guys some of the cars.
There's a lot of cars on the ship.
We're gonna give up the Strat.
We're gonna do it now
'cause the boat's starting to take off.
Let's call Junior. (phone ringing)
- What! Where are you? (Dustin laughter)
- Why can't I see you?
- [Jared] Are you on a boat?
- I'm on a boat. - Look at this man.
(Dustin laughing)
- [Dustin] Yeah.
- Look at this shit, what?
Is that even in the rules?
I don't know that there were rules, but that's bullshit.
- Yeah. We took the ferry. (laughing)
- So you're gonna be sitting there drinking margaritas.
While I'm in Chicago traffic right now,
I want you to know that.
- I'm well aware, trust me.
I've been looking at the Map the whole time,
so I got another little thing.
I shared your location with me,
I've been tracking you the entire time. (laughing)
So I knew you were about to hit Chicago traffic.
- You turned my location on?
- Yep, good luck, buddy.
We'll see you in Appleton.
(Dustin laughing)
- Dude this...
Oh my God, he's playing dirty, dirty.
He literally turned my location on.
He grabbed my phone and said something.
I need to find this now 'cause I'm turning that off.
Stop sharing my location.
He literally went into our messages
'cause I had texts with him that aren't there anymore.
He went in there, changed it, deleted it.
- He did not think that was gonna happen.
This is incredible.
- Okay, so he actually took a longer route.
It's 20 minutes longer to take the ferry,
plus you have load and unload times, we have a shorter route
but we also have Chicago traffic
and the route I was trying to take to avoid
going directly through Chicago
is basically taking us directly through Chicago.
So this is gonna be really (beep) close.
(guitar music)
- How's the drive?
- Wow, look at this man.
He's drinking a fucking cow pouring it, must be nice.
- Where are you guys at?
- Stuck in Chicago traffic still.
- Let me see.
(upbeat music)
(Dustin laughing)
- That one's for us, you're pouring that one
out for the homies who are gonna beat your ass
to getting to the shop.
(Dutsin sighing)
How long is the ferry ride?
- Two hours and 50 minutes.
- See, Maps said it was three hours.
- We are cooking, cooking,
like this boat is hauling ass.
- Wild, hopefully it doesn't break
down in the middle of the lake.
That would be awful.
- Even if you beat me to the shop,
I still beat you today just in life.
Oh, he hung up.
- All right, so you boys over there just gave themselves up.
They left shore at about 9:20,
Dustin said two hours and 15 minutes.
Let's just say two hours.
They won't be getting till Milwaukee until 11:20.
- Yeah, we get off right here in Milwaukee Bay
and then we take 794, boom to 41, 41 up,
and there's just that little bit of traffic there
but he's hitting that too.
- It is currently 10 o'clock
and we're about 50 minutes out from Milwaukee.
We'll be in Milwaukee a half hour before them.
Meaning we should be home about a half hour before they are.
They just gave themselves up.
And I think we are golden.
So we chilling.
- [Dustin] Bro, you're the biggest lying sack of dog shit
I've ever met my entire life.
- That's fine, you went into my phone
and decided to turn your location on
which didn't even work by the way.
You should have waited to do that.
- But I know you also hit traffic on 90.
- We're in Milwaukee right now.
- You're such a lying sack of shit.
Unless you're going light speed, Brad.
Listen, I understand miles per hour.
There it is 0% chance that you're in Milwaukee.
- [Jared] I'll bet you $5,000, we're Milwaukee right now.
- There is no way.
- I don't know what else to tell you.
It's right here on camera, I-
- I don't believe you guys at all, bye.
(phone beeping) (Junior laughing)
- [Dustin] He's so pissed,
he is so pissed. (Junior clapping)
They're trying to tell me they're already
outside of Milwaukee and I don't believe him at all.
There's no fucking way.
- We're literally like
almost through Milwaukee. - Dude, I'm gonna text them.
I'm gonna text them.
I'm just gonna say Jared's with you.
- Oh, and leave it at that.
So he won't know what's actually real.
- Yeah, okay. - He said,
"I know there's zero chance.
"LOL, I'm curious how close this is actually going to be."
He has no idea, unless he's (beep) with us.
He could be. - No, I called Jared.
He's lying to me about where he is.
I made the silly mistake
of telling him that I was tracking him.
So he deleted the location.
So I can't see where he's at it.
So I have no idea where he is at.
I could imagine we are very, very close.
He says he didn't hit traffic in Milwaukee.
I don't believe him.
We'll get on the road right
when we get this thing off and get moving.
- If you guys are watching this,
I need you to help me figure out what we're gonna do to him.
He's losing this by an hour.
♪ You look like you're sleeping ♪
♪ You look very comfy ♪
♪ But wake up quick 'cause it's gonna get bumpy ♪
I'm just kidding. (chuckles)
♪ I'm on a boat. ♪
♪ I'm on a boat, mother, ♪
♪ Is on a boat ♪
- We're literally right up the road
and I know that we got this in the bag,
but my gut, like I don't wanna just see a Ridge line
sitting right there, parked out front.
Like I, oh my God.
Okay, we're here, I guess we'll see what happens.
- [Camera Man] You don't see any Ridge lines.
- Not yet.
(upbeat music)
(coat engine roaring)
- I am like genuinely nervous
because I have no idea if they're behind, in front or what?
One of the guys at work,
he was like, "Have you guys heard anything?"
I have not had anything.
(truck door clicks)
- Yo, so I texted him,
I said, "I haven't heard anything yet."
And he just texted me just now and said,
"Nope, we're on 41 Bombing."
It's a race at this point.
And I have no idea who's gonna win.
(man laughing)
- But what did they text? - Who's gonna win.
What time is it?
- It's 12:23.
- 12:23, it's a race.
- We know who's gonna win.
- We empty the wash bay.
- Yeah, there you go.
- And then we have 'em come in the wash bay.
- Yes we can do that.
- All right, we have so much time
that we're putting these Anthem rogues
and versus tires on this thing before they get back.
- But I am genuinely hoping
that we are just going to see them going down this highway
and that would be incredible
because then it would turn into an actual race
like junior and I know for a fact
(machine whirring) would see each other
and it would be game on.
So that's kind of what I'm hoping for,
but I have no idea because we could also be 20, 30,
40 minutes in front of them or they could be 30 minutes
in front of us, so we'll never see them so,
'cause I don't even want them to know I'm off the boat.
I want them to think I'm still on the fricking boat
because that'd be funny
if we won and they just thought that, but.
- They ain't got nothing on us baby
- Hitting 41 now.
- No. - Yep.
- No (beep) way.
We smoked them bro.
We're in Slinger.
- Oh nice, dude. - Yeah, yeah.
We absolutely burnt them if they're just giving the 41.
- Yeah.
Yo, when you get here, pull in the wash bay,
we'll just act like you guys aren't here when they show up.
- All right, lit.
- I talked to them like five minutes ago, not even.
- And they said they're just getting on 41.
- Yeah, or they were just on it for a while.
- No way, this is a cruiser, baby.
You know what I mean?
Little blinkies been doing okay, okay?
- Dude, I can't wait to see it.
- [Dustin] All right, sounds good.
- All right, later. - See ya.
- No, oh, my God!
They are so convinced they won by a landslide.
We've got them beat
by like an hour and a half. (laughs)
- We're winning this, we're winning.
So, Nate got off the phone them
and they're just getting on 41 now
which we got on like 35 minutes ago.
He said, they either said they're just getting
on 41 or they've just got on 41 or whatever.
So they basically have barely been on it.
So we're probably 20, 25 minutes ahead.
- Let's go. - Yeah, so unless
they're absolute, which you can't really watch
in the rear view, you can't really haul ass though.
I mean, this is a two lane highway.
You can't really go anywhere.
You can't go much faster than anyone else who is willing
to let you go until it opens up.
So I think we win this.
So what we're gonna do is, we're gonna pull into Bay Three
and then just be chilling in our desk.
Like just be kicking it when they show up.
- They're gonna- (Jared roaring)
- 100%. - Man,
I missed driving this thing too bad,
we got here so early, I'm not driving it anymore.
- Yeah. - Tell me not tell him.
- Right, right.
I feel like Nate's team dusted.
I feel like he's teamed both
'cause Nate knew about the boat.
So I think he's team both.
I think he wanted the boat to win.
- He did talk shit
about the number one shit talker in the company.
- So we're getting off the highway.
We're about to pull up right now.
We're gonna see, they could be completely,
completely (beep) with me because that's what we do.
I don't know.
I guess we'll see when we get there, but to my knowledge,
I think we got the thing in the bag.
I'm gonna sit back with feet kicked up and wait
for a little Junior to walk in the door and be salty.
(car honking)
- Whoa! (upbeat music)
- Whoa!
- Ridgeline, baby.
(car engine roaring)
- She's a beast!
- Hey secret? - I don't know.
- [Nate] I got your pizza right here.
- Are they close? - Yeah.
- What's up, bitches?
(group cheering)
- An hour and a half.
- No way, how?
How?
We knew it.
We called (beep).
- (laughing) So mad.
- We called this (beep).
- Dude, we got to hang out for an hour and a half.
- How?
How?
Your arrival time was 1:17.
- I lied when I told you that it was 12:17.
- (beep) But we had way more fun, dude.
We gotta drink any pizza and like sleep.
- We had enough time to put wheels and tires on this thing.
- Yeah, while we slept.
Exactly. (beep)
I knew it too, I called that shit,
I was like, "He's hiding in the other bay."
(group laughing)
That is so disappointing
- He had no clue when he pulled.
- Absolutely perfect.
(group chattering)
- How many people gotta get on top of the-
- [Man] Probably like three.
- Want to know the (beep) part because you finessed me too.
Because when we had our conversation last night,
you got in my head about what time I needed to leave,
it gave you an hour head start on me
because we had to wait an hour at bay.
- Oh really?
- Well, yeah, you know what?
I mean because I was for some reason hauling ass there.
- Oh! - Yeah.
- All right, guys, there you have it.
If you're wondering if a ferry's quicker than driving,
you already have your answer.
Dustin lost, that means that he's gotta take the punishment
that you guys decide.
Make sure to drop your comments below
and also let us know what you want us to do in the Ridgeline
and our new fifth gen Cummins.
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(upbeat music)