-Oh hey there kids.
Grandpa Lemon here
and I'm going to play some video games with you guys.
Today I'm gonna be playing, I guess, Happy Wheels.
Okay, let's try that-- there we go.
That do something?
Ah, Crime City, ooh.
I wonder what Crime City is.
All right, let's try that.
Oh, it's like you're going for a nice drive in the city.
Whoa! What just happened?
Whoa, this is a weird road.
Okay. Oh, this is nice. Maybe I'll pick up some--
Whoa!
Whoa! Oh! I just got decapitated!
Why didn't my character wear a seatbelt?
Oh, I don't like that one.
Let's try Bigfoot Forest. That sounds cool.
I saw a yeti once.
Oh, there he is. There's Bigfoot.
Okay. Oh, I'm not a nice little motorcycle with my--
my girlfriend, Sally.
Ah, she's pretty.
I dated a girl that looked just like her.
Whoa, careful.
Was that a homeless guy?
All right, just driving through the forest.
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, careful, whoa!
Oh, my goodness! My girlfriend lost her arms!
Oh, I got to get you to a hospital really--
Is that another homeless guy?
And I just killed the homeless guy, wow.
Okay. Oh-- I need to get her to a hospital--
Oh, she's dead! [weeps]
And I lost my arms. I think I lost them.
Oh, I won. I won the game.
[whoops]
All right, let's try this--
Oh, my goodness! My son Billy!
Billy, no!
Daddy's coming for ya, son. I gotta find--
Is that the point of this game, is to find your son
after you lose him on the bicycle?
I don't get it.
Okay, maybe if I keep going this way, I'll find him.
[tunnel whirring] Whoa, it's like a magical tun--
Oh! Oh, boy.
Oh, that's not good.
I think-- I keep going, though.
Am I winning?
How is this-- that's-- oh, boy.
That was bad. That was bad.
Okay, Timmy, stay in the--
Oh! Billy! Billy, you didn't stay in there,
and I think I decapitated you with my back wheel.
Oh, that was horrible.
There goes my seat.
I paid $40 for that thing at Costco.
Oh. Wait a second. Whoa, whoa!
[man groans] All right,
who the heck puts a bunch of spikes on the bicycle course?
That just seems all kinds of wrong to me.
All right. Whoa, what's-- there some kind of secret--
Oh... I literally-- my arm is going through my neck.
That's, that's a medical condition
that I do not want to have. Oh, and there goes my head.
Yep. That is the worst case of scoliosis
I've ever seen in my life.
Wow. All right, Timmy, now stay in the--
oh, these kids today! They don't listen to their elders!
And then that's what happens--
you run over them and then you lose your head.
What-- well now, you're not even trying.
You're not even trying to make an effort to stay in the seat,
so why should I even bother letting you
letting you go on this ride with your grandfather?
Gosh. Billy, if you're--
and now I can't see 'cause the seat's on my face.
Okay, great. Whoa!
[sighs] All right, Billy, stay in the--
Come on! Now you're just having fun without your grandpa.
Gosh! All right. Here we go.
Stay up. Stay up. Keep peddling.
Channel Lance Armstrong. Channel Lance Armstrong!
Oh, I'm really pickin' up speed now.
Look at me go. Whoo-hoo!
All right! Whoa, whoa.
I was sure to finish that one. That was good.
All right, keep going, keep going.
Here we are. And I'm gonna do it--
[triumphant music plays] I won!
Grandpa Lemon won! Ha-ha!
All right, whoo-hoo!
Well guys, this has been fun.
This has been Grandpa Lemon playing video games.
I hope you guys had a fun time.
If you want to see me play some more games,
tell me what games you want to see Grandpa Lemon play,
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And as always, remember, kids--
[snoring]
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