>> REPUBLICAN VOTERS ARE CURRENTLY NO LONGER CONTENT TO
BOMB MUSLIMS WHO LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD, THEY HAVE TURNED
THEIR ATTENTION TO FICTIONAL MUSLIMS.
A NEW POLL IS OUT --
>>[BUFFERING]
>> THAT IS TOTALLY AMAZING BUT IT MEANS NOTHING.
IT
IS NO
DIFFERENT THAN HOWARD STERN'S MAN ON THE STREET INTERVIEWS.
>>IT DOES MEAN ONE THING, AND I'M WITH YOU --
>>IT MEANS ONE THING, THAT IF YOU NAMED ANY REAL CITY
THEY WOULD ALSO WANT TO BOMB THAT.
>>ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH MUSLIMS.
>>I WAS THE MUSLIMS, THEY AREN'T GOING TO BOMB WHITE PEOPLE.
THAT
IS LIKE AN ACT OF WAR.
BUT YOU ASK THIS QUESTION IN PEOPLE
THINK AND SECONDLY, I SHOULD KNOW THAT.
THEY ARE EMBARRASSED
THAT THEY DON'T KNOW IT, SO THEY ASSUME WHY ARE YOU ASKING THE
QUESTION UNLESS THAT IS A DANGEROUS PLACE IN THE WORLD?
IT IS NOT QUITE FAIR.
>>I IMMEDIATELY FELT THE SAME THING, BEN.
FIRST I DIDN'T KNOW
AGRABAH BECAUSE I HADN'T WATCHED ALADDIN.
I WOULD'VE BEEN IN THE
50% SAYING, I HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF IT.
>> YOUR THING WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT YOU WEREN'T SURE, YOUR
THING WOULD HAVE BEEN, IF I DON'T KNOW WHERE A PLACE IS MY
DEFAULT IS GOING TO BE, DON'T BOMB IT.
>>OR GET MORE INFORMATION BEFORE I DECIDE.
>>BUT YOU ARE BIASED BECAUSE YOU ARE FROM TATTOOINE.
>>THE SECOND THING I THOUGHT IS, WOULD DEMOCRATS HAVE DONE
BETTER?
IF YOU DO THAT TRICK ON DEMOCRATS THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T
HAVE KNOWN, THEY PROBABLY WOULD HAVE HAD THEIR INSTINCTUAL
REACTION.
LUCKY FOR US THERE IS A PUBLIC POLICY POLL AND THEY DID
THE SAME THING.
>>THEY ASKED EVERYBODY.
HERE ARE THE DEMOCRATIC RESULTS --
>> THAT IS ALMOST 3 TIMES AS
HIGH A PERCENTAGE SAYING THEY
WOULD OPPOSE IT.
>>THAT IS WHERE I THINK WE HAVE THIS POLL BEING RELEVANT.
IT
WENT FROM CUTESY, JIMMY KIMMEL OR HOWARD STERN ON THE STREET,
TO, WAIT A MINUTE.
THEY COME UP WITH A FICTIONAL CITY, AND YOU
SEE THE PROCLIVITY OF THE VOTERS.
SO FOR REPUBLICAN
VOTERS, 30 TO 13.
ONLY 13% SAY, I DON'T KNOW THAT CITY, MAYBE WE
SHOULD NOT BOMB IT.
WHEREAS FOR DEMOCRATS, IT IS THE OPPOSITE.
19% SAY GO AHEAD BOMB IT, WHICH IS ALSO DEPRESSING, AND 36%
SAY DON'T VOMIT.
THAT IS A GOOD VIEW INTO THE DEMOCRATIC MIND VERSUS
REPUBLICAN.
>>THERE ARE THREE GOODS OF PEOPLE THIS POLL REFLECTS BADLY
ON.
REPUBLICANS, DEMOCRATS, AND POLLSTERS.
IF THAT IS WHAT YOUR
DATA IS WORTH --
>>PUBLIC POLICY POLLING DOESN'T OR SYMBOLS, SOMETIMES WE
LEARN THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW.
>>I AM NOT KNOCKING THEM.
>>IN A PREVIOUS CAMPAIGN THEY ASKED REPUBLICAN PRIMARY VOTERS
IN ALABAMA AND MISSISSIPPI, NOW IT IS REPUBLICAN PRIMARY VOTERS,
THE MOST RIGHT-WING IN ALABAMA AND MISSISSIPPI, AND ONE OF THE
STATES HAD 29% SAYING THAT BLACK PEOPLE AND WHITE PEOPLE
SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO BE MARRIED.
INTERSTATE HAD 21%.
I
WAS BLOWN AWAY BY THAT, I DID NOT THINK THAT REPUBLICANS
WERE THAT BACKWARDS.
AT LEAST SOME OF THEM THAT OUR PRIMARY VOTERS.
>>DONALD TRUMP, BY THE WAY, POLLING AT ABOUT 29%.
>>BUT I DO WANT TO SAY I THINK ONE OF THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS
IS POLICYMAKERS SHOULD NOT BE TAKING POLLING RESULTS ABOUT
SYRIA TO THE BANK, BECAUSE IT KIND OF SUGGESTS AS BEN WAS
SAYING, THERE IS A REFLEXIVE RESPONSE.
DIFFERENT GROUPS OF VOTERS, YOU PRETTY MUCH KNOW GOING IN.
>> RAPIDFIRE I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU SOME OTHER SCARY
RESULTS --
>>AND BY THE WAY, AND THIS IS SORT OF INTERESTING, MAYBE TED
CRUZ CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THIS --
>>I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO WITH THAT --
>>THAT ONE IS NOT SURPRISING.
LET'S NOW ACKNOWLEDGE THINGS
THAT ARE EQUALLY OBVIOUS BUT NEED TO BE SAID.
IF THE CITY'S
NAME WAS NOT AGRABAH BUT FAIRFIELD, SHOULD WE BOMB
FAIRFIELD?
ANY RANDOM FAIRFIELD?
I BELIEVE THAT THE ANSWER TO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN I HOPE NEAR
0% FOR DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS.
>>I THINK THE THING THAT IS THE INSTINCTIVE RESPONSE, IT ALMOST
WOULD NOT HAVE WORKED WITH FAIRFIELD.
BECAUSE EVEN PEOPLE
WHO DIDN'T KNOW WOULD BE LIKE, I'M SORRY, WHAT HAPPENED IN
FAIRFIELD?
I'M NOT GOING TO RUSH INTO THIS BEFORE I KILL THOSE
PEOPLE WHO I FEEL SOME KINSHIP WITH.
HUMANS.
>>THAT IS EXACTLY MY POINT.
I AM NOT GOING TO BOMB -- THERE ARE
REAL PEOPLE IN FAIRFIELD, I ASSUME.
WHERE IS IN AGRABAH THERE ARE JUST DIRTY ARABS.
>>WELL, THERE IS GENIES.
>>I WONDER IF YOU CAN STOP THE REPUBLICANS BY ALLOWING THEM TO
BAN ALL IMMIGRATION FROM AGRABAH AND ENDED THERE.
>>MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
>>ALL REFUGEES FROM AGRABAH AND THE SUBURBS --
>>FINALLY, TO THE NUMBERS JOHN JUST READ, 46% SUPPORT A MUSLIM
NATIONAL DATABASE?
I HOPE THE NUMBER WOULD BE LOWER FOR A
CHRISTIAN DATABASE, IF YOU SEXUALLY HAVE A DATABASE OF ALL
THE CHRISTIANS IN THE COUNTRY JUST TO BE SURE WE MONITOR THEM?
I GUESS THE NUMBER WOULD BE LOWER, AND IF YOU SAID SHOULD
RETRACT ALL THE JEWS IN THE COUNTRY, MAYBE CREATE A
DATABASE?
THE NUMBERS WOULD BE MUCH LOWER.
AND WE HAVE TO
ACKNOWLEDGE THE STATE OF FASCISM IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY THAT
THEY DON'T THINK THE SAME WAY ABOUT MUSLIMS.
THEY THINK IT IS
OKAY TO TRACK, IDENTIFY MUSLIMS AND EVEN BANNED THEM FROM COMING
INTO THE COUNTRY. 26% SAY ISLAM SHOULD BE ILLEGAL IN THE UNITED
STATES, WHICH IS THE MOST UNCONSTITUTIONAL THING YOU COULD
DO